Crab man, What He Gonna Do

Pinch, that’s what

[pangur-and-grim]

Why were you taking testosterone?

because of the gender

[pangur-and-grim]

god who even knows

[werecreature-addicted]

Imagine this

Goth spooky werewolf gf with her cute pastel vampire gf :3

Cute Vampire girl with a big greenhouse that she can really go inside it at night but she still takes excellent care of all her plant babies. she'd like to have indoor plants inside her manner but she has to settle for fake plants, she's burned herself with sunshine one too many times. Lots of floral prints in her closet. pinks and yellows and blues. She doesn't know how to sew. she keeps saying she's going to learn but it's been 194 years and the machines keep changing so she hasn't bothered to learn yet. all that to say she keeps buying pretty fabrics and fun patterns she'll find a use for eventually.

Werewolf Gf who is 6'2 and that's before she puts on her big platforms. All her jewelry is white gold or stainless steel. she has to be careful putting in new lip rings because the silver burns. at least she always gets a kiss when she fucks up. So upset her vampire girlfriend doesn't sleep in a coffin she thinks it's a wasted opportunity. She tries to build a coffin around their existing bed but Vampire yells at her for stealing wood she was going to use to make plant boxes.

[ardourie]

[triviallytrue]

people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

[dorkichiban]

Karpov had cemented his position as the world's best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players' health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.

okay, yeah this is pretty funny

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[5tupidmansuit]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

you ever tried smoking pubic hair? i would not recommend it.

[sweatermuppet]

do not understand people who get bored of seeing common animals. understand even less when they act with annoyance or hostility just because they're common animals. a deer or a sparrow or a field mouse is like a sunset to me

[blackpyrefly]

dearly loving this headline. Me

[yasminewestbank]

i love fish biology youtube

[moneypuzzleexchanger]

Pig #1: *Wakes up*

Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea

Pig #3: Let's run around Mama

[thy-flesh-consumed420]

Oh to be a 21 year old man blasting drum and bass from the withering speakers of his 2004 Honda Civic

[mkeanarchytect]

[lakemojave]

I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

[lakemojave]

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask

[ilovemarinebiology2007-deactiva]

[parasiticheart]

[hobgobknowsbest]

[valtsv]

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

[octopodhotrod]

these are the kinds of ads I've been getting lately

[octopodhotrod]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet