Caution: Dangerous amounts of neomemes ahead

This is a neopets themed sideblog, mostly memes and nice art. My main blog is over at bugsbob.tumblr.com Find me on Neopets as johnthezombie605. 23

[magmabori]

WAIT THEY DID WHAT

HOLY SHIT ALL IS FORGIVEN

[mantegato]

awesomeeee neopets just caught up with 2013 tumblr !!

[magmabori]

update on the whole "switch game" thing: it's basically just the flash games. but they fucked up real good this time. there seems to be no limit to how much NP you can make in a single playthrough? and no limit to how many times you can send your score each day. and given how TNT usually operates I expect this bug will go unpatched for the rest of the weekend.

god I love neopets.

[flowertoxin]

From a less-technical standpoint, I hear that it spells various NPC names incorrectly, spells the names of locations incorrectly, has a botched the map of Neopia, calls each location an "island", ignores or gets various parts of lore incorrect, has a decent amount of typos and grammar/spelling errors, and calls Neopia Central just... Central. I'm not playing it myself, so I can't speak to any of this, but. It's really funny, given how "strict" they are about the lore in other places. Neopets is a nightmare, but god, I love Neopets.

[magmabori]

further update:

this game is fucked. this is what the final game looks like, which you need to beat to unlock arcade mode, which is. y’know. most of the reason anyone would play this thing.

looks easy enough, right? just a guitar hero clone, nothing too crazy. you just have to press the buttons when they overlap with the circles!

the circles, which the eagle-eyed among you may have spotted, don’t exist.

yes, this mini-game is literally unplayable, unlike several of the other mini-games on this thing which are merely figuratively unplayable.

and that’s not even going into how the crowd in the background isn’t even mostly made of neopets. how did The Neopets Team run out of The Neopets for this???

[prokopetz]

So what do we think about the Geekify email announcing the death of the Neopets ttrpg

I'm genuinely surprised that Neopia gave sufficient fucks to pull the plug. There are a lot of officially licensed tabletop RPGs that make an absolute shitshow of the properties they're ostensibly based on and make it to print without a peep of protest from the licensor, some of them involving franchises with much bigger bottom lines than this one, and fucking Neopets is the one that does their due diligence? Really? Really?

[magmabori]

update on the whole "switch game" thing: it's basically just the flash games. but they fucked up real good this time. there seems to be no limit to how much NP you can make in a single playthrough? and no limit to how many times you can send your score each day. and given how TNT usually operates I expect this bug will go unpatched for the rest of the weekend.

god I love neopets.

[magmabori]

why did nobody tell me theres a neopets game coming out on the switch today

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[a-heavenly-melody-deactivated20]

Being poly is so funny like wdym I’m someone’s pet but I also own a pet and that pet also owns a pet. That’s a food chain.

[magmabori]

[magmabori]

holy shit they made sakhmet solitaire two. this is a game changer.

[magmabori]

oh no it sucks ass

[magmabori]

holy shit they made sakhmet solitaire two. this is a game changer.

[magmabori]

i s2g if you jam enough stuff into your sdb and leave it for long enough expensive crap just starts spawning in there

[magmabori]

holy shit thats a lot of np for a booby prize. thank you jellyneo guide to the neocola machine!

[magmabori]

I appreciate the warning mr neopets bank teller but i promise you thats not gonna be an issue.

[sirjeran]

I'm going to learn to draw furries specifically for my neopets hyperfixation

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[autumnwyvern]

wait you said nepeta not neopets?? oh well

made for the 10k discord users redraw event

[molabuddy]

drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me