ps2 attack mode enabled

♡ von - 32 - they/it - neopets lesbian ♡

[mantegato]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[baaulp]

[fatluka]

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

[chinesewednesday]

[mantegato]

i might be stupid

[adobe-outdesign]

So currently on Neopets:

If you do up to 100,000 cumulative damage to Vocivus (the current plot boss) you get several very good awards

Vocivus started with 850 mil HP, but players almost killed it within 12 hours so TNT boosted it to 3 billion

For players with untrained pets, grinding up to 100K points can take hours, so it's best if it doesn't die too fast

Elite battlers really like Vocivus as it provides a genuine challenge on account of having randomized element immunity and healing from light attacks

Therefore, people on the Neoboards have been "feeding" it light attacks to make sure it doesn't die too fast and have been petitioning it to stay as the "pet" of the Battledome Chat

Some users have also started a psudo-cult worshiping it so now the boards look like this

As of three days after its release it still hasn't been defeated because of this

[neobastard]

mind you in the lore this thing will lay waste to all of neopia and erase all life if we don't defeat it

[sugarskeith]

URGENT HELP NEEDED

I just finished chemo last week (yippeeee) and in the days leading up to my last session I caught a cold.

For those that don't know, chemo destroys your ability to fight infections and a common cold can progress very quickly. I unfortunately have had to take the entire week off of work due to fluid in my lungs, and I'm struggling to stay afloat as is.

If you're able to help, I still have my GoFundMe set up and could really use some assistance so I can keep myself and my dogs fed.

Donate to Support Jenn's Fight Against Cancer!, organized by Jennifer Brown

Hello, my name is Jennifer. I'm 29 years old and just got diagnosed with Hodgkin's… Jennifer Brown needs your support for Support Jenn's Fig

[mantegato]

shopping for clothes is like 'omggg this would be so cute if it was different'

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[mantegato]

starting to think the government is using the internet to inject the words 'girl in red' into my brain to serve as a sleeper-agent activation phrase

[mantegato]

hey girl, [points to the bartender who hasn't done anything wrong] was that guy being weird? i'm really sorry. i'm normal in case you're worried - my friends are always telling me about how normal i am, so you can trust me. actually, now that i think about it, is it weird that they feel the need to tell me that all the time? it's not like i'm asking them. do they think i'm weird or something?? do i seem weird to you? it's ok, you can tell me, i won't be hurt. do you think my friends are all just lying to me to make me feel better or something? or do i seem normal? i'm really sorry if i seem weird. i'm not trying to be weird. anyway, [gestures to the bartender again] i'll kill him for you if you want me to

[mantegato]

for pride month ive decided to go against the pack and become straight

[mantegato]

that said, if any beautiful women would like to try and change this,

[mantegato]

for pride month ive decided to go against the pack and become straight

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops