shrugs

I want waffle fries

[rigel-makes-stuff]

finished my mushroom cups!

finished morel cups!

[magneto-was-right42]

After watching Trump talk about Venezuela this morning, my child and I created an AU where Bill Nye is some flavor of supernatural entity that can be summoned to scientifically destroy someone.

The summoning ritual is, of course, the theme song. He appears after the chanting of his name and utters the words "Science rules." As the circle disperses,his form emerges from the shadows,an aura of science filling the atmosphere.

Bill knows exactly why you've summoned him... he locks eyes on R.F.K. Jr. And immediately goes to work, mercilessly overcoming him. Once, he even brings himself to his foe's foul face to explain and execute the absolute power of the Peer Reviewed Study

As the truth is finally accepted, his foes would hear the whispers of God in their ears,not ushering them toward heaven but directing them to the fiery pits of hell that all enemies of his are destined to reside in.