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@magnetxgirl
Out of your niece and nephews, who is your favourite?
"That's a totally unfair question." She frowned and crossed her arms. "Obviously, it's Luna." Her lips tugged upward into a smirk.
“Rude.”
"Youre my second favorite. Don't tell Tommy." She winked at Billy's hair playfully.
“Okay. I’ll accept that.” He smiled.
"Want to go raid Uncle Pietro's fridge and see what sort of snacks he has?" She wiggled her eyebrows at her nephew, holding her hand out.
magnetxgirl:
“Of course you are, sweetie. We dont need any stinky boys around here, do we?”
“Agreed we don’t. We just need us and aunty Wanda.”
"We'll do a girl's day soon. I pinky promise." She kissed her nieces temple with a smile. "Come on, let's go get the tea party set up."
“Look, I know full well you’re the one making my buttons tighter. Stop that.”
"Do you have any actual proof of that or did you forget to trim your gorilla suit again?" She raised a brow at the man and shrugged her shoulders. "Not my fault your suits don't fit anymore."
“Love is for fools. Money is stability.”
"Love is for fools, but power is for stability. I have many grand plans for when I take over ruling Genosha in my father's place."
Out of your niece and nephews, who is your favourite?
"That's a totally unfair question." She frowned and crossed her arms. "Obviously, it's Luna." Her lips tugged upward into a smirk.
“Rude.”
"Youre my second favorite. Don't tell Tommy." She winked at Billy's hair playfully.
“Really? I’m your favourite?!”
@magnetxgirl
"Of course you are, sweetie. We dont need any stinky boys around here, do we?"
“Don’t give me that sass.”
"The weight of it going to break your back, Boomer?" Polaris was made of three things: Sass, spite, and coffee. "I'll put 9-1-1 on speed dial in case you fall and break a hip on the way down. Or maybe I'll just call animal control and tell them there's a wild gorilla who needs to be tranqued and taken back to his cage."
Out of your niece and nephews, who is your favourite?
"That's a totally unfair question." She frowned and crossed her arms. "Obviously, it's Luna." Her lips tugged upward into a smirk.
"So what happens when you rub two magnets together?"
"The more important is what happens when I move the moon out of orbit?" She tapped the pen against her mauve lips. "I mean, it's just a very big rock and I could pull it closer to Earth. We should figure it out for science!"
Please keep sending asks. This is fun!
“Emma is as innocent as Satan’s cat.”
"Pretty sure that still makes her more reliable than you." She raised a brow at Shaw and then laughed.
“I do encourage you to go watch it because it is aggressively homosexual.”
"Listen, you seem like the kind who likes aggressive gay porn. No kinkshaming here, but I'm going to pass. I dont want to are your sweaty ass pounding your boy toy for funsies."
“I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.”
"Takes one to know one. At least I don't look like I escaped the gorilla exhibit at the zoo." Polaris smirked back at Shaw. "Don't you have better things to do than harassing me, old man? Or are you afraid your doctor is going to suggest its time for the nursing home this those dusty ass lines?"
“I don’t fuck you- I let the system fuck you.”
"I'd much rather be fucked by the system than your gorilla ass. Preying on teenagers isn't a good look for you either." She examined her nails with a face of disgust. "Where your blue devil boy toy anyway? Go fuck him instead of bothering me."
@sebastianshaw @bothsidesofaquestion
ANGST
“I never loved you. Never.”
“I thought you were the one for me. But, you’re not the one for anyone.”
“You think what we had was real? It was an act. You’re a joke.”
“Love is for fools. Money is stability. I have to leave.”
“We were always doomed to end up here.”
“I made it–I made it here. Please, just stay with me.”
“You can stay awake, right? You can do that..I know you can.”
“I knew you were mean sometimes. But I never thought you were cruel.”
“We’re from two different worlds. This was never going to work.”
“I love you. But I’m not in love with you.”
“I thought you believed in me. That was a lie too, wasn’t it?”
“You’ll forget me tomorrow because I’ve already forgotten you.”
“You’re too damaged for anyone to love.”
“I used to like who I was. I was fine with it. You made me hate myself.”
“You thought I still cared? Hilarious.”
“You took away a year of my life. I can’t get that back.”
“You cannot be serious. You thought I’d choose you over them?”
“Nothing is more important than my career. Nothing. Not even you.”
“Tell me to leave and I’ll walk out forever. Just say it.”
“Tell me you don’t love me. Tell me we meant nothing.”
“Maybe somewhere in the universe, we made it work. Even if that wasn’t here.”
“I think knowing you has made my life better and worse.”
“Only you would choose to leave me on our wedding day.”
“I don’t want it back. I don’t want that ring back. You keep that.”
“I’m begging you to stay and you just want to walk away, anyway.”
Random Sentence Starters (Part ???)
“You’ve been listening to the same song on repeat for 3 hours now. Are you okay?”
“Why did you lick the blade?! You just poisoned it you moron!”
“/Really?/ I’m eating here!”
“Can I go /one/ family dinner /without/ a fight breaking out?”
“Since when did you dance?”
“What happened to your face?”
“Uh, you got a hole in your butt.”
“No I’m /not/ buying that for you put it back.”
“Puppy eyes stopped working on me years ago.”
“Don’t give me that sass.”
“Do you got eyes on the back of your head or something?”
“I wasn’t doing nothing!”
“Look, you can rip his arms off /after/ we get the info-”
“Why is your browser history nothing but various methods of killing people and how long it takes?”
“You know, when I said I thought you were hiding something, I didn’t think it was… well… this.”
“Hey you! Duck!”
“I can’t believe you got dunked on by a bunch of toddlers.”
“Do I want to know why you’re laying in the middle of the floor?”
“You’re not bleeding! What more do you want- a booboo kiss?!”
“No, we are /not/ getting a pet. Where are we even going to put it?”
“You got to be the ugliest thing I’ve seen, and I’ve seen a lot.”
“If you vomit over my boots, you /will/ be paying for them, and I /know/ you can’t afford them.”
“If I had a nickel for every time that has happened… I would have two nickels.”
“You’d be a terrible pirate you apologize for accidentally taking the last fork and swap it out for a spoon.”
“If you don’t shut up I will /make/ you shut up.”
“How can you get your voice so damn /low/?”
“You good down there?”
“That’s it, break time for you.”
“You’re cranky, ergo, you need a snack.”
“I would die for you.”
“Hello there!”
“I hate sand. It always gets into my boots and then I can never escape it.”
&+ add your own!
~* out-of-context discord quotes (pt.2) *~
“You can’t just be like ‘oh wait yeah, I stabbed someone with a pencil’!”
“I love that you have an attack-manlet.”
“Do I even need to censor this? I swear to God, Susan!”
“Go to Chili’s and bully them into putting some salsa in a jar.“
“Listen, I was told there was booze. If there’s no booze, Imma just bounce.”
“I just like catgirls. Quit. Crucifying. Me. Internet.”
“Then he unstabs our dad.”
“Are they wearing Crocs? If they are, I think that’s the biggest sin in this photo.”
“No! No, no, no, no, just- no! Also, that nipple piercing- but no!!”
“Sneaky-sneaky murder fun-time.”
“You just shamwow’d us so hard there’s not a drop of moisture in a two mile radius.”
“I know your language, but I have no idea what the fuck you just said.”
“Its not exorcism, its forced relocation!”
“I don’t fuck you- I let the system fuck you.”
wahs seductively
“I’m only 120 years old, I’m too young to die.”
“There’s a magic burrito bush.”
“If everyone is an apple tree, then ____ is a crab apple. You can bite into a sour apple and it tastes great. But you bite into a crab apple, everyone gets hurt and it’s just bad.”
“Unlike you, the plastic has an off switch.”
“Bless this child! She’s out for blood and it’s the best!”
“I’m more of a juggalo, but I have brony tendencies. ”
“I’m sorry, this conversation needs to end, I have to go cry in the corner.”
“I’m looking for something that violates the Geneva convention.”
