MagpieOfTheNight

Hi!! I'm magpie, I use any pronouns, and I have one singular cat whom I love very much <3 My Ao3 is of the same name btw:))

[magpieofthenight]

Enlighten me on why red blue and maybe purple is yaoi

It’s a Common color combination often seen in ships (klance, Sonadow, Zukka, Kerdly if you squint hard enough.)

purple is associated as the color they make when they kiss (I think)

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art I made of Ami if she got a longer transformation during math class <33

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welcome to Angstville!!! Current population,

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why is she singing no stop this

[one-evil-fuckass-stone-image]

I am a happy person!! I love frolicking! I can’t fee

[magpieofthenight]

sending you my remaining fees to strengthen yours

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I have absolutely nothing to say, and I’m very upset by this

like I’m on all fours clutching my head and am visibly upset

my uppsettledness is strong beware it may reach you

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[no-one-offical]

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[do-not-u-dare]

300K to go 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[jame7t]

just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.

[magpieofthenight]

God dammit. There go my plans for August I guess

[magpieofthenight]

what if I was a dragon and you were my princess that lived in my cave because I treasure you

[magpieofthenight]

my phone background changes each hour so that means that the Apple Store people probably saw this while fixing my rear camera

[cuunos]

hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

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no podcaster man, I don’t think about switching insurance companies. Now tell me about Anna Delvey before you are found mysteriously strangled in a lake

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apples are good until they become evil and warm. Stop that now. go back in the freezer with the rest of your brethren before I execute you via compost

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Yeah, there’s a gas leak. So what? It’ll be good for you. Become delusional and stay that way! No one is stopping you except the disgusting and evil landlord that wants to take your joy away!!

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if your demeanor when you first meet someone is different from how you usually act does that count as a misdmeanor

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dinner