ma grendel

Proud mother of a young beast, trying to make my way in this bastard of a world

[magrendel]

At the countied bee. Straight up spelling it. And by it? Let’s justr say. My wordts.

[dogpuppy]

[byjove]

tbh I prefer translated medieval and renaissance texts to modern Arthurian legend retellings. sorryyyyyyyy. many of them are straight ass, somehow lacking the nuisance and pizzazz of a text written 1,000 years ago and copied by hand for several centuries.

[flimflix]

I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

[byjove]

Southern & Appalachian accents are so hyper-regional you can go one county over and everyone sounds totally different. My cousins and I lived roughly 2.5 hours apart in the same state and when we saw each other we’d be like “You have an accent to me, do I have an accent to you?”

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[eilooxara]

[halondrus]

[yugirimistwalker]

evil columbo

[yugirimistwalker]

[1day1movie]

Columbo: A Trace of Murder (1997) Vincent McEveety.

[magrendel]

Me when I’m a doctor and the mystery fruit roulette was thankfully only a banana and not the disastrous apple

[magrendel]

Getting into being problematic lately

[magrendel]

In the bedded room, straight up wirting it. And by it? Let’s justr say. My thesits.

[magrendel]

Float like a bee, sting like a bee, I always say. This is because one should always be aware of the gravity of engaging in violence. Hatred might destroy your enemy, but it also destroys you when you give into it. My master taught me this. It was 3rd grade PE class. She had a ginger buzz cut and never dressed more formally than basketball shorts & a school-related graphic tee. I do not remember her name.

[lavenderlemniscate]

why doesn't npr give them a larger desk to perform at? are they stupid?

[magrendel]

They should do a criterion closet sort of thing where the bands/performers get to go in & choose their tiny desk from a big storage unit full of desks & explain their choice. They do NOT get to keep the desk, unlike criterion, because that is just wasteful. There are perhaps hundreds to thousands of DVDs out there and more can be made still, but probably not as many desks.

[magrendel]

Diphenhydramine is a gateway drug to other, even less effective drugs.

[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

[yesterdaysprint]

The Pittsburgh Post, Pennsylvania, May 06, 1906