you're already dead

Let's just say I'm keeping my options open. I mean, long live the king and all, but I'd like to keep living as well. And I have a bit of a rebellios streak, I'm afraid. A...dark side. [roleplay blog for Tharja, affiliated with master seal]

[fervidxtactics]

[magus-tenebrarum]

[magus-tenebrarum]

fervidxtactics said: oH GOD

[magus-tenebrarum]

"Y-You're very.... creepy!"

"Heeheheehee..."

[magus-tenebrarum]

shadow-justice-sword said: Uhhh…no…but I have heard about you from your dau- I mean…I friend. I just wanted to see if what they said about you is true.

"If they does not mean Allium, I am not interested."

[sassyspeedarchive]

Make my muse blush with three words!~♥

[magus-tenebrarum]

Hey, I think I've heard about you. You're Miss Tharja are you not?

"...Yes. Did you come for a curse? A hex?"

[magus-tenebrarum]

"...Kehehehe...hehehe...EHEHE."

[rathshytsuits]

Is this where I say I’m not sorry?

[eeeeeeeeeerenjaegar-blog-blog]

THIS IS THE TRUE USE OF THIS MEME OH GOD 

[swift-strikes]

THIS IS BEYOND PERFECT

[magus-tenebrarum]

[greendeathwizard-archives-deact]

“You’re Tharja, right?” Harry knew very little about this woman, though he was certain that he had seen her around Rufure’s tent. He had been trained under the tactician upon meeting her, which lead him to joining the Shepherds.

[magus-tenebrarum]

A new face, one certainly unseen around camp thus far, though she wasn't exactly the most observant of the flock. "...Who is asking?"

[zephyrguard]

Sounds preeeeeeeeetty painful.  I should probably get a head start—

[magus-tenebrarum]

I will give you a five second head start... staring four seconds ago. Kehehehe...

[zephyrguard]

Good thing I’m a fast runner~.

[magus-tenebrarum]

I have hexes to fix those pesky legs of yours.

[zephyrguard]

THARJA SMELLS LIKE PEGASUS DUNG 

[magus-tenebrarum]

Your death shall be slow and painful... kehehehe...

[zephyrguard]

N..NOOOOOOOOO I WAS TRYING TO

CRAP

SORRY LADY I CAN’T PICKUP LINE

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT 

PLEASE DON’T KILL ME

I HAVE A SISTER

YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL CROSS MY HEART

[magus-tenebrarum]

.............

FOR NOW YOU ARE SPARED

...........................

BUT STAY AWAY FROM ALLIUM

OR ELSE.

[zephyrguard]

TAKING THAT AS CONFIRMATION… AND MAKING MYSELF SCARCE.. BUT TELL ME, IS THAT THE FACE YOU WEAR ALL THE TIME?  CAN I GET YOU TO PUT ON A DIFFERENT ONE?  OR JUST TAKE THAT OFF?  BETTER YET TAKE OFF A BIT MORE THAN THAT

[magus-tenebrarum]

AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FACE? ARE YOU ASKING TO BE CURSED? WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR ORGANS ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY? NOT ONLY DO YOU THREATEN MY DEAR BELOVED LADY ALLIUM'S CAREER BUT MY LOVELY FEATURES AS WELL? IT. IS. ON.

[zephyrguard]

IT’S OKAY BECAUSE WE’RE BROS RIGHT?!

[magus-tenebrarum]

BROS... RIGHT... KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.... EHEHEHE... EHEHEHEHE.

[magus-tenebrarum]

zephyrguard said: It wasn’t me. I just want her job, not her funds.

/dramatic zoom-in stare

You. Soon.