A Bunch of Dialogue Prompts
“Did you actually just try to banish me?”
“I love people who are passive-aggressive. They’re just the best.”
“She knew all along, right?”
“There’s a surprise waiting for you back home.”
“Leave now or I’ll do it.”
“Your father would be so proud.”
“I literally cannot believe you did that.”
“She always made me feel like I was never good enough.”
“They say that mother knows best… Oh, the irony.”
“Never scare me like that again.”
“People always go on about the afterlife. But, like, what about the before-life?”
“Oh, God, he’s flirting with her again, be right back.”
“I swear to you, this is exactly how I found him!”
“He knows a lot of random facts about lions, for some reason.”
“No thanks, I don’t want to get arrested for the second time today.”
“It was the best of times, it was the shittiest of times.”
“Dear diary, today was the day I fell in love with a man from another world.”
“The first time I met her, she was hiding behind the sofa.”
“There are no winners. Only survivors.”
“You don’t understand, that necklace meant a lot to me.”
“I once punched a shark in the face.”
“So typical of you. Ruining my birthday one little lie at a time.”
“You go on and on about we’re not kids anymore but tell me why I just signed for a bouncy castle package in your name.”
“My ninth life was the worst one.”
“I don’t remember anything about you.”
“That was the last time I ever saw him naked.”
“Uhh… Has nobody else noticed that all these people are translucent?”
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