Me, Myself and I

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[underwelmed]

source: theopeninvite

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[gay-werewolf-with-a-sword]

This post is dedicated to my glasses kink. People who usually don't wear them but then you catch them in their glasses while looking at a screen one night. Women with those cunty secretary glasses. Nerdy boys pushing their frames back up their noses. I am so bisexual for glasses.

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[secretmellowblog]

> I am recommended a feminist historical romance

> I ask whether it’s actually feminist, or whether it’s a story about how patriarchy is good as long as the patriarch is benevolent

> they don’t understand

> I describe the common trope in faux-feminist historical romance where the female lead is able to “escape” the sexism of her time simply by marrying the rare good man who respects women— as if patriarchy is a problem of abusive individuals, rather than an inherently abusive system. As if all the issues in patriarchy go away if the man you marry is Nice. As if “patriarchal systems can actually work well when the patriarch is kind and loves you uwu” is a bold feminist statement, instead of the cornerstone of inherently reactionary tradwife beliefs about gender roles.

> they laugh

> “it’s a feminist historical romance”

> look inside

> it’s a story about how patriarchy is good as long as the patriarch is benevolent

[fishermod]

For those who don't remember, here's the lawsuit two years ago where Tumblr (or specifically Automattic) settled with the New York City Commission on Human Rights regarding Tumblr's terribly implemented porn ban targeting LGBTQ folk more than it should. Here's an excerpt detailing what the NYCCHR ordered Tumblr to do:

The settlement gives Tumblr 180 days to hire an expert on sexual orientation and gender identity (SOGI) issues and provide related training to moderators. It must also hire someone with experience in this area as well as expertise in image classification, who will review Tumblr’s moderation algorithms to see if they’re more likely to flag LGBTQ content. As part of an overall review, Tumblr will reexamine 3,000 old cases where a user successfully appealed a takedown, looking for patterns that could indicate bias.

Now, on a totally unrelated note, here's the complaint page for reporting discrimination to the NYCCHR. Completely unrelated to what's going on right now or the rest of this post, I swear.

[3y3]

Music Lovers, Giulia Rosa

[expressions-of-nature]

Barents Sea by Roman Goryachiy

[datura21]

Petit théâtre d’ombre avec Ola.

La marionnette s’articule à l’aide des doigts.

[bestiolin]

the invitation

[not-your-mistress]

Maybe if I made a grown man arch his back off the bed and groan my name, I’d calm down.

[mewnbuns]

men who have to take breaks between fucking you to eat you out because they’re already so close to cumming it’s annoying, but they’re sure to mumble apologies between your folds when their lips are wrapped around your clit 💖

[expressions-of-nature]

by RL

[theserpentspsalm]

[amandaherzman]

flowers that bloom in the night

[kosmogrl]