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Whumpay day 8- "It's for your own good"
Batman fic. CW: Fear gas, mentioned/implied drugs
Jason couldn't breath.
There was something wrong with his lungs. Or the air? The air in Gotham was notoriously bad, but he'd lived here his whole life. He should be immune. That would only be fair.
Somehow the street seemed darker than it had been even a couple of minutes ago. the shadows were elongated, darker. Every little noise made his heart rate ratchet up until he was sure it would stop from overexertion, and there were a lot of noises.
One of the shadows broke away from the rest.
Some sort of alley way demon? It was as tall as the surrounding shadows were long, somehow even darker black, except for a glint of something silver catching the light.
It was a needle. A long needle, connected to a syringe was in the demon's clawed hand, poised to be injected into Jason.
"No!" His voice hurt coming out of his throat, like he'd already been screaming, or this horrible air was shredding his airways like little razor blades. "Keep that away from me!"
"It's for your own good, chum." The demon's voice was smooth like velvet, but so deep it hurt Jason's torn up throat just to think about mimicking it. And it was clearly lying. Shadows trying to inject mystery drugs into children should not be trusted. Jason wasn't an idiot.
But being smart had never been enough of a defense, and the shadow demon must have had some sway over the darkness of Gotham, because between one labored breath and the next, Jason was enveloped in the strangely tangible shadows. No matter how much he wriggled and writhed, the shadows held tight.
The demon wrapped something around Jason's head and mouth, and while he was trying to shake it off without the use of his hands, the demon slipped the needle into Jason's skin, and filled his veins with whatever strange serum had been in the syringe.
"It's alright, chum. This will all be over soon."
Great. So the shadow was killing him. He tried to kick out, but none of this great black mass seemed to be vulnerable. And whatever he had been given was slowing him down, making his limbs and eyelids heavy.
"It's alright, Robin. Lets get you home."
Whumpay day 7- (alt prompts) Passing out from pain & Fever induced delirium
Continuation of my Day 6 fill. This got away from me.
Rowan ran through the forest, sticks and rocks digging into her paws, she didn't care. She couldn't let herself slow down, no matter how frantically her heart was beating, or how much she panted and gasped for air. Her limbs were still sore from her most recent growth spurt, and now they were all different lengths than she was used to, making running quickly even harder.
She had just gotten a little lost, was all. She wasn't even that far away from the den. That's why the trap had been so unexpected. She hadn't been caught in it for very long when the man had come to check his traps.
Well. He said they were werewolf hunter's traps, in a way that made it sound like they weren't his traps. Even though he had been the one checking them. Maybe he just lived nearby, and knew where the hunters set their traps, and he sabotages them by releasing all the wolves they caught.
Yeah. That was probably it.
Coming up with that theory made room to focus on other thoughts, which were, somewhat unfairly, running through her head faster than she could run through the underbrush.
But the most important thought was a constant ringing alarm she could not ignore.
THERE ARE HUNTERS! THERE ARE HUNTERS WITHIN WANDERING DISTANCE OF THE DEN!
She was coming up on the edge of the Hearthstone pack's territory. She barked as loudly as she could, which was honestly pitiful with how winded she was. Her legs were turning to mush, and if she thought about them at all, she was sure they would give out under her before she made it to anyone who could help, even as she could smell the breakfast Mirza was cooking.
Rowan tumbled out of her shift next to the cooking fire and put her hands on her knees, heaving.
"Mirza!" she huffed. "Where's Lada? Its—" breathing was painful, "super important."
"Pup, what—?" The older woman trailed off as she saw the state Rowan was in. "I'll go get her, you sit tight. Drink some water." She handed Rowan a water gourd as she stood up. Rowan nodded, and allowed herself to fall to the ground. She spilled a lot of the water as her hands shook, both from the exertion and the adrenaline flooding out of her. But it was cool, and her throat was so dry.
"Rowan?" Mirza was on her way back, Lada right at her side. Her eyes skated right over where Rowan was a pile of limbs on the ground.
"Here," she groaned, then forced herself to stand to greet her pack alpha properly, even if Lada was her aunt. This was important, so she should act accordingly. She bowed her head, exposing the back of her neck. "Alpha," she started.
"Where have you been?" Lada said, gripping the back of her neck, accepting the formal greeting. She smushed Rowan's face into her sternum. Then she grabbed her shoulders and shoved her away to inspect her for injuries. Rowan was back to being smushed before she knew it, though. "Dimitri is getting frantic, you have been gone for who knows how long, we woke up and you weren't there, and you didn't tell anyone where you were going!"
Rowan used to think Lada and Dima worried too much. Their parents, her grandparents, had been killed by hunters. But that was so long ago, no one had seen any hunters, and hardly any humans at all in Rowan's whole life.
She did not think they worried too much now.
"I just wanted to go for a run before it got hot," she started, wanting to cushion the bad news with something normal, something reasonable.
"You have to tell someone!" Lada started on her normal lecture. "There are bears out there, there could be—" She cut herself off. She must have seen something in Rowan's face.
"Hunters," Rowan said softly, finishing Lada's sentence and confessing all in one word.
The blood drained from the alpha's face.
"Oh, gods," Mirza gasped. She was covering her mouth with her hand, eyes wide. She was old enough to remember Hearthstone's last interactions with werewolf hunters. She was one of their oldest pack members, in part because so many had died during the last times hunters had come to these woods.
Rowan had never really considered what that meant. She knew hunters were dangerous, of course, but they had always seemed so far off, as real of a threat as ghosts. No one had seen a hunter in twenty years, not even any of nomadic packs they traded with. When she was younger, it had seemed so long ago, and then she had stopped really thinking about it.
"They're really close, maybe a mile or two west—"
"How close did you get to them, they didn't see you did they?" Lada was starting to shake.
Rowan gulped. "I, uh, got… Igotcaughtinoneoftheirsnares." She didn't want to look at Lada's face. If she did, she didn't know how fast she'd be able to get out the rest of her information.
"A nice man found me, and let me out!"
"What." Lada sounded dangerous.
"He told me that it was a hunter's trap, and he cast a spell on me to keep me safe from them."
"You let an unknown mage cast a spell on you? Who knows what spell that was!"
Rowan's stomach sank. What if it wasn't a protection spell at all?? What if it was a tracking spell that would lead a whole camp full of hunters straight to their den?
"It's alright, pup," Lada said, softening her voice a little. There was still a hard edge to it. She ran her fingers through Rowan's hair. "Mirza, call a meeting. Rowan, go get some breakfast."
"What? I can help? You expect me to eat at a time like this?"
"Pup, right now, you need to keep your strength up. I have to make a plan, and inform the adults of the situation. If we have any more questions, someone will come get you."
Actually… breakfast didn't sound too bad. And Rowan's knees were knocking together from the adrenaline crash, and the idea of explaining the events (and her mistakes) of the morning did sound really awful. She nodded into Lada's chest, where she was being half smushshed again.
~~~~
Eskender had caned Jaime's legs raw, and left him tied to a fence post in the summer sun to burn, but neither of those punishments were as poetic as sewing his mouth shut for using his voice to protect a wolf. Jaime tried to be grateful that the creativity had stopped there, but it was exceedingly difficult to dredge up any feelings at all when every twitch of his face had his lips in agony. He was basically one solid mass of pain at this point.
The hunters had taken a break for lunch, after the mouth thing, before the caning, and he supposed, during the sunburn, and someone, he hadn't been paying enough attention to tell who, had asked about how Jaime was supposed to eat or drink without a mouth. Eskender had responded, "He can eat again when he earns back his mouth privileges." That had gotten a round of raucous laughter. It wasn't even really a joke. It was probably Dilip who asked. Very food motivated, Dilip.
They mostly left him to roast, but after dinner, after most of the hunters had headed off to bed, a couple drunkenly stumbled over to him. Tulio and Clem, who hadn't really had a chance to torment him today. Joy.
"Thirsty, little mage?" He sneered.
Jamie was half kneeling, half sprawled out, his arms wrapped around a fence post. His hands were bound with a thick rope, in between the rails, so he couldn't move away, even if he had the energy to stand up. Tulio grabbed a fistful of Jaime's hair and yanked his head back, so he was staring up and behind at the two hunters. It, like everything, Jaime was finding, tugged at the stitches. He swallowed a wince, because that would also tug at the stitches. Eskender really out did himself this time.
Clem was fumbling with a water skin, his drunk brain making his fingers uncoordinated. Jamie closed his eyes. there was nothing he could do to prevent this from happening.
Sure enough, as soon as Clem could figure out the impossibly difficult cork, warm water poured all over Jamie's face. The only orifice it got in was his nose, obviously, which made his instincts want to splutter and cough, which he suppressed as best he could. It didn't even do him the service of washing the dried blood off his chin. It just sort of, re-hydrated it, made it tacky again.
Clem must have been really wasted, because that simple cruelty sent him to a laughing fit so boisterous, it sent him into a coughing fit. Tulio slapped his back good-naturedly, ground the thick sole of his boot into Jamie's calf, and half- dragged Clem back to the tents.
The not-coughing and the thought of water had brought up a roiling nausea; the heat of the day, combined with the lack of water, plus some minor blood loss was beginning to add up to severe dehydration. He clenched his teeth and prayed that the dry heaving would stay dry heaving. That was one bonus to the emptiness of his stomach he supposed.
He leaned into the fence post, trying to get as comfortable as possible without aggravating his sunburn, or welts from the caning. Distantly, he was worried that the only moisture on his skin was Clem's gift. Something about the lack of sweat was bad…
Maybe everything would be better when he woke up.
It had never been the case before, but there was a first time for everything.
~~~
Jaime dreamt of carnage. A bloodbath where the hunters lost for once. That was nice. Even if sleeping didn't fix any of his problems, it was a nice gift from his brain, or whatever god was in charge of wishful thinking.
~~~
Jaime was freezing.
So, probably not in hell then. He was pretty sure that was supposed to be hot. And, probably not the hunter's camp, either. He knew that was hot. Maybe hell was freezing if you died from heat stroke. for contrast. He thought he heard the gods were funny like that.
This was definitely not heaven, though. Even excluding how much pain, however dulled , he was in, no one complicit in as many werewolf deaths as he was would ever make it to heaven.
He hoped all those wolves were in whatever heaven they believed in.
Jaime was on an incredibly soft… Bed? Rug? Cloud? Maybe he was in some strange limbo, where he was aloud to touch such incredible things, but he had to be in pain, and freezing cold.
And wet? A water droplet ran down the small of his back, sending a shiver up his spine, which sent a flinch through his whole body.
Yeah. In exchange for this awesome cloud, he just had to be cold and wet and in pain. That was probably a better deal than hell. It was better than being with the hunters, so far. He was always in pain there, and sometimes he was cold and wet (or cold or wet), but he never got to lay on clouds.
This was probably the best heaven he could get, Maybe saving that puppy this morning had bumped him up morally enough that the gods gave him this. That would be cool.
Jaime was settling back into his cloud, content to drift for the next part of eternity, when he slowing became aware of a quiet, persistent, thump, thump, thump.
Jaime cracked open an eyelid.
Thump, thump, thump.
His eye roved over the— surprisingly normal, cozy looking— room, and landed on the source of the sound.
Thump, thump, thump.
His heart sank.
It was the puppy from this morning. They didn't get away. They were dead. Here with Jaime. He must have infected them with his guilt just by touching them! Or— the spell he cast on them. Was that possible? Did he doom this innocent child to this strange afterlife, just by casting a spell meant to protect them? This place was fine, great, even, for someone like Jaime, who deserved far worse, but someone as sweet as them? They should be in a much better place.
Oh. Apparently it was possible to cry in heaven.
The pup tilted their head inquisitively. If wolves head eyebrows, Jaime was sure this one would have one raised. They stood up from where they had been lying on the floor— the thumping had been their tail against the ground, at least the didn't seen too distraught— and shook themself out, fur puffing up. They padded over to Jaime's cloud, and jumped up to join him.
They settled down gently, not jostling to cloud or any of his injuries, and cocked their head again.
"I'm so sorry," Jaime croaked. The pup's head tilted the other way. They didn't know why he was apologizing? "For getting you killed, and making you come with me to this weird afterlife. It's nice for me, but you should have lots of space to run around, and other wolves to be around. If I had known casting that spell would cause this, I wouldn't have done it." He sniffed. His mouth was sore, but no longer stitched together. That would have made apologizing much harder. "I just wanted you to get home safe."
He didn't think it was possible for a wolf to look so… baffled. The pup opened their mouth as if to speak, seemingly remembered they couldn't do that with a wolf's vocal chords and—
"Rowan!" said a new voice. Don't shift on the bed, you'll jar his injuries."
An older man came into view, his arms full of wet cloth? He set them in a bucket near Jaime's cloud— bed, apparently— and picked up the pup, who must be Rowan. He set her down, and almost instantly the wolf was replaced by a young girl.
"You are not what I expected an angel to to be," was the first thought Jaime had. ANd was also the first thing out of his mouth. Shit, that was probably insanely rude. "Uh. You're highness."
The angel put a hand on Jaime's forehead. It was rough in the way a hand gets from decades of work, but string to soften again in the way and old person's skin becomes so wrinkled its soft, like a piece of paper crumpled and flattened out repeatedly.
"Your fever hasn't broken yet," said the angel. "I'm here to replace your cold compresses, though, so that's alright for now."
"Ash," the pup— er, girl— whispers. "He thinks he's dead. He thinks I'm dead."
"I heard that," Ash the Angel said. An alliterative name. Maybe all angels have "A" names. He was taking off whatever was making Jaime cold and wet. It made a squelching sound as Angel Ash dropped it in another bucket.
"Hey!" Rowan said. "How come Ash gets to be an angel, but I'm just dead?"
"Maybe because your name doesn't start with 'A'."
"What?" She tilted her head, just like she did in her wolf form.
"What?" Jaime said. What was unclear? It seemed like Rowan knew Ash. Maybe he had been part of her pack hen they were alive, and Ash got to ascend to angel-hood because he had an "A" name. Jaime didn't make the rules.
"Rowan, your friend here is not going to be much of a conversation partner until this fever breaks. If you want to help, here." Angel Ash handed Rowan one of the cloths from the first bucket. she laid it gently on his neck and—
COLD.
Everything else shorted out. If Jaime thought he was cold before, maybe he didn't know the meaning of the word. "Angel Ash, your majesty, I'm actually cold enough, thank you."
"You're not." Ash kept covering him in frost. "You're burning up. We have to keep drawing the heat out. Are you nauseous at all? Do you think you could keep down some water?"
Suddenly, water was all Jaime could think about he nodded. Rowan brought him a small cup, but before he could bring it to his mouth (which was a minor ordeal, because he was laying on his stomach and it hurt to move at all) Ash said, "Sip. it. Slowly. We don't want that coming back up. It would be bad enough, but i really don't want bile getting in those injuries on your lips."
Jaime started to sip. Slowly. He barely had a mouth full down (split into three sips, he was being good) when Ash said, "take a breath to let that settle. While you wait, you could tell us your name." It was almost a question, but not quite. He swallowed what was left of his third sip.
"Jaime."
"Jaime. Nice to meet you." It was maybe the first time someone else had said his name in… seven years. "I'm Ash, that's Rowan."
Jaime nodded in greeting.
"Alright, hows that settling?"
The water was hitting his stomach hard. He wanted more, desperately, but Ash was right. Throwing up at all would be miserable, but with the state of his mouth? One more sip. He savored it. Swallowed it slowly.
Ash took the cup. "Alright. Get some sleep. We'll talk more when that fever breaks.
~~~
Jaime isn't sure what's happening. He remembers strange dreams: A bloody one of all the hunters being slaughtered by wolves, a reversal of how things always went,and one of… heaven?
He clings to sleep longer than he should. If Eskender finds him still asleep, he'll be in for it, but to live in a world where where none of the hunters do? Its too tempting to resist.
Thump, thump, thump.
Strange, that had been part of the dream. He was half curious was making that sound in real life.
"Ash, I think he's waking up for real!" a young voice excitedly yells. "Jaime, I have soup for you! That's like water and food at the same time, and you need both."
That did sound good. He opened his eyes.
"Here you go!"
A wooden bowl of savory smelling broth was shoved into his vision. Luckily, it wasn't very full, otherwise it wold have sloshed out over the sides.
"Mirza said this is good for you, and it tastes good, which is lucky for you, cause a lot of things she says are good for you are kinda nasty. Don't tell her I said that!" The young voice is Rowan, the pup from his dream. And he was still laying on the cloud from his dream. He must still be dreaming. Right? But this all felt so real…
"And she says if you can keep this down for a while, you can have more, and maybe some bread, too, which would be awesome for you, cause Mirza makes the best bread in the world. She's a great cook, but vegetables are kinda gross, and even the best cook in the world can't fix mashed squash." Rowan paused to take a breath. "Well? Are you going to eat it? Cause Ash says we can have a real conversation once you eat."
"This isn't a real conversation?" He managed to say.
"Eat," Rowan said, drawing out the word. "I'll be quiet." To prove it, she shape shifted into a wolf and jumped up onto the bed. She stared at him with her massive blue wolf eyes. She prodded the bowl with her nose. Jaime took the hint.
The broth was incredible. Some sort of animal bones, and some vegetables, but nothing Jaime could think about right now. It was rich and salty. It stung the holes in his mouth, but it was so worth it. Maybe this wasn't a dream. He'd never been able to taste something in a dream before. It was gone too soon, but Jaime knew he shouldn't push his stomach's limits. It was good to start slow.
Rowan hopped off the bed and shifted back to human. She took a deep breath and stood up as straight as she could.
"I wanted to say thank you for saving my pack. You let me know there were hunters, and I let my pack know, and they had a chance to plan, instead of the hunters just finding us. And your magic you cast on me helped them track you, and they knew who helped me, and not to hurt you! Lada— that's our alpha— she said that we'll do everything we can to get you anywhere you want to go, but I want to thank you for getting me out of the trap, so as long as you're staying with us, you can have all my deserts, and I'll do all your chores."
That was a lot to process.
"That is very kind of you, Rowan," Ash said as he entered the room. "But right now Jaime is too sick for desert or chores."
"What?" Rowan squawked in outrage. "That's all I've got!"
"I'm sure you'll come up with something else. Can you run and tell Lada that our guest is awake?"
"But he just woke up! You said I could talk to him!"
"There will be plenty of time for talking. And take that bowl back to Mirza."
Rowan sighed, but picked up the bowl, and headed for the door. "I'll be back." She said half like a threat, and half like a request.
Ash was silent.
"Um. Ok?" Jaime said.
That was what she was waiting for. Rowan grinned, and took off, wooden bowl in hand.
Once they were alone, Ash sat down on a short three legged stool. "Jaime. I want to talk to you about removing the collar."
Jaime's mouth fell open. "What?"
"The only reason it's still on you is that i have heard that sometimes, when a mage has been collared for a long period of time, the shock of all of their magic returning at once can make them sick. With you already being sick, I didn't want to risk it. So, my question to you is this: do you you feel well enough for us to take it off?"
Jaime could only gape at him. It sounded too good to be true, there had to be some kind of trick—-
"You saved our Rowan. And by sending her to warn us, the whole Hearthstone pack. Taking off your collar is the literal least we can do."
Jaime nodded. He did feel better, but he also couldn't pass up this chance. Ash pick up a pair of heavy scissors, probably typically used for some incredibly benign task, like cutting bandages.
"Its going to be tight for a second," Ash said. Jaime nodded again, and very bravely didn't panic when Ash tugged on the collar to get the scissors in.
And with one solid shtck, all of his magic came rushing in.
It was overwhelming, but in the way a hot bath is after a long day of playing in the snow. Tingly, and burning, but then, just right.
Ash handed him the collar. The source of so much pain. The reason so many wolves were dead, reduced to an inert scrap of leather that fit in the palm of his hand.
In his first act of free magic in over seven years, he burns it to nothing.
Whumpay Day 6- Mouth sewn shut
(Fanfiction of the same Origional story I was inspired by on day one, Mage in a Wolf Pack. Basically, Jaime is a mage enslaved by werewolf hunters wh have locked [most] of his magic away with a collar.)
There was a pup in the trap.
It was Jaime's job to check the werewolf traps this morning, and every day he prayed to anything that would listen that they would all be empty, but to day the worst had happened. A tiny puppy, with big blue eyes, caught and struggling in the snare Jaime had been forced to set.
He looked behind himself, listened for the hunters. For at least the moment, they were alone.
Jaime worked as quickly as he could to let the pup out gently. He could say that it had been triggered, but whatever had done it escaped, that's what took extra time, he had to reset it. It was even technically true.
As he worked, he whispered, "You have to run as fast as you can. These are werewolf hunter's traps. Go home, and warn your pack." It wasn't enough. What if the little thing couldn't make it home without being caught again?
Jaime remembered an idea he had had years ago, but never had an opportunity to try.
The mage collar that the hunters used to bind his magic made it impossible for him to cast offensive spells on others (without their permission), or protective spells on himself (theoretically he could with their permission, but they'd never let him anyway). What it did alow was casting wards. Apparently whatever evil mage enchanted the collar figured that an enslaved mage casting a ward of their own free will was nothing to worry about.
Jaime had never had a reason to test if it worked on other living creatures until now, though.
As he finished getting the pup out of the snare, he ran a hand down their spine, straightening out the fur that had been ruffled by their struggling. "Remember, run as fast as you can home. But first, will you let me cast a spell on you, so that no hunters can find you?"
The pup looked up at him, tilted their head adorably, and studied him. After a long moment, they decided that it was worth trusting Jaime,and nodded, as well as they could in their wolf form.they put their snout in Jaime's outstretched hand, and licked his palm.
The hot tongue spurred him into action, this moment was nice, but it wouldn't last forever, probably wouldn't even last much longer.
He took his hand back, and made the gestures, and said the incantations his uncle had taught him, had drilled him on for weeks, so much that even now, years later, he could still get them perfect. He had had no reason to cast a protection from tracking ward since the hunters had captured him, but he was glad he had practiced it so much.
The collar made a slight protestation at the casting of a spell without permission, sending a shock through his nerves, but it was gentle compared to resisting casting a spell when he was commanded to.
He backed up from the puppy, and if he hadn't had his eyes on them during the whole casting, he would have no idea where they were. "Go," he said, and they vanished from even his view.
"What the hell was that boy?"
Fuck.
~~~
Eskender had seen Jaime cast the spell. He had dragged him back to the hunter's camp by his hair, and promised "a new punishment."
Jame was so fucked.
"Emelina, Dilip, hold 'im down. Tulio, get me Doc's bag." Eskender was wearing his typical cruel grin, starring down at where Jaime had been wrestled to the dusty ground. He didn't even explain to the other hunters what Jaime had done, why he was being punished, how he was being punished. They were just eager to get in on it, as always.
Before long, Tulio came trotting out with Doc's bag. Jaime hardly had it in him to be curious any more, when whatever punishment would come, no matter if he knew what it was before hand. But the promise of something new did stir up some atrophied sense of curiosity.
Eskender riffled through the bag for a long moment, the dread in Jaime's stomach stretching it even longer, before pulling out a suture needle and thread. Jaime's brain wasn't exactly acting at full efficiency, it took him until Eskender started talk to understand
"Well, boy, can't seem to keep your mouth shut, can you?" The picture was beginning to make itself clear. "And that collar I paid so much for doesn't seem like as much of a deterrent as it once was. I guess we'll just have to make the rules a little more clear." He snapped the thread with his teeth and threaded the needle. "Em, Dil, hold his mouth shut."
Emelina gripped his jaw in one hand, and the top of his head in the other, clacking his teeth together. Dilip pinched his lips closed with one calloused hand, leaving one corner open for Eskender to start with. He crouched down.
"Now, you understand that I don't want to do this to that lovely mouth of yours, but if you can't behave with it, we've got to take more drastic measures."
He started just above Jaime's top lip, on the right side, and back out through the bottom lip, pulling the thick thread taut.
Jaime writhed, thrashed his legs, tried to beg, plead with his eyes, but all the hunters were just gleefully watching Eskender's haphazard handiwork.
"Tulio," Eskender yelled, "get in here and hold these legs down!"
Tulio wasted no time, and was sitting on Jaime's knees before Eskender started his next stitch.
Five in total. Needle in, out, pull thread tight. In, out, pull. The one in the middle was the worst, right in the middle of his Cupid's bow.
Jaime's tears were burning his eyes, and he prayed they wouldn't drip down to his ten new open wounds. Breathing was becoming impossible, between trying not to move his mouth, and the snot building in his nose. He was making a concentrated effort to take shallower, steadier breaths.
Eskender tied a knot in the thread, cruelly tugging on all the stitches at once. Through heavily lidded eyes, Jamie saw him gesture at Tulio, who handed him the bag. Eskender dug around in it for another moment and pulled out a bottle.
"We don't want my lovely work getting infected, now do we?" he said, unscrewing the lid.
Before Jamie could even think to brace himself, Eskender poured a heavy handed splash of whiskey all over Jaime's mouth. His scream pulled at all the stitches, only making things worse. Some of the alcohol got in his nose, in his eyes. He tried to roll himself over, to let gravity direct the whiskey, but he was he was still being straddled by three full grown hunters.
He dropped his head back into the dust. He could only hope that the pup got away. That they made it back to their den safely, where they should have been all along. That he wouldn't see any of their pack mates in the snares tomorrow.
Whumpay Day 5- Body Horror
(I've just started rewatching Ben 10 for the first time since I was like, 7. So, this is just this scene from Kevin's pov.)
Kevin watched furiously as Tennyson walked away from him. He was in the big, red, four armed form. Kevin could do that, too. He'd show him "not worth it."
The power surged through him. It didn't feel like using his absorption powers. In a way it was the opposite— he was exerting and changing energy rather than taking it, and using it as electricity.
But this time was different.
The first couple of times he had absorbed Tennyson's power hadn't been effortless, but recently it had been much easier. He could slip easily from form to form, something it seemed like Tennyson still hadn't figured out. This time though…
Kevin's skin bubbled, blistered, his skin split apart. He could feel his bones breaking and expanding to match Tennyson's size. He was growing extra limbs, that was his goal, but it had never hurt so much before. And it seemed like he was growing more limbs than he planned on.
The two extra arms sprouted from his ribcage, but none of them felt the way the four armed alien usually felt. And three points on his back were splitting open, too— wings? And a tail? And something was splitting his head open.
He screamed. This was too much. This was way too much. He needed to turn back.
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened!
"I can't change back!"
Kevin looked down at his hands. They didn't even match! One was the rock alien, and the other was the fire guy. And his depth perception felt off, and there was something glowing in he peripheral vision— it must be what was hurting his forehead so much, that angler fish thing from the water monster form. The extra arms, too, were different. Wrong. They were from that dog thing.
"I'm stuck like this!"
This was all Tennyson's fault. He made him like this. He was going to pay. Kevin was going to kill him.
"Look at what you've done!"
Kevin charged, stumbling forward, none of his limbs wanted to work together, his lower arms more used to acting like front feet, his upper arms not used to sharing torso space with a second set of arms. The tail thrashed, throwing off his balance. Every muscle ached from growing so viciously.
He made it work.
He put Tennyson through a wall. Next, He'd put him in the ground.
Whumpay 2026 Day 4- Touch Starvation
Star Wars Drabble
Darth Vader was more machine than man. All four limbs, severed and replaced with cybernetics. Mechanics that kept his heart beating, and his lungs breathing. A mask that kept him alive. Kept him threatening.
Kept him from being touched.
Kept him from seeing the world in anything but a wash of red.
None of the machinery mattered now, fried by the Emporor's lightning.
"Luke, help me take this mask off."
His son released the mask, resting his own metal hand on Vader's metal shoulder. Luke gently brushed a tear away, the first touch Anikin Skywalker had felt in twenty years.
Whumpay Day 3- Blackmail / “Don’t make me do this.” / Suicide Attempt
I tried for all three prompts today. :)
Lacey clutched onto the mast rising through the center of the crows nest, and looked down. The main deck was a long way down, the waves even farther, but her main concern was the smirking pirate lounging on the yard directly below her.
She was so stupid! First, she had revealed herself as a stowaway (accidentally, not that the end results are changed) days away from any land (longer, if the ship doesn't turn around). Then, She had scurried up the rigging, and been treed like a cat.
Lacey glanced back at the pirate below her.
She was a big woman, broader in the shoulders than any woman Lacey could remember meeting, and tall, too. She had a wicked looking scar cutting across her weathered face, starting just below her right eye, and ending with the vicious curl of her lip.
And, as Lacey was climbing up here, someone had called this woman Captain.
"You 'bout ready to come down, little lady?"
Lacey looked back down to the deck. A jump from this hight might not kill her. She might just maim herself, and still be stuck on a ship full of pirates, but with even less ways to defend herself. Oh, why couldn't she have vetted the ship she was stowing away on better?
The water… The water would be a bad way to go. But more likely to truly kill her, and get her off this boat—
"Can't have that, now can we?" The captain had made her way into the crows nest and was gripping Lacey's bicep. "Now, we can get down from the rigging nice an' gentle, or I can truss ya up like a turkey and haul ya down, but cha aren't gonna throw yerself inta the sea."
Lacey looked back down into the roiling waves for long enough that the captain had pulled out a length of rope from… somewhere. “Don’t make me do this,” she said. "We can be civilized."
"What—" Lacey's throat had gone terribly dry, it was a struggle to swallow, let alone get words out. "What are you going to do to me?"
"Well, I have need of someone who can fit inta snug places. I thought I was gonna hafta do some recruiting when we got to Dire Post, but it seems the perfect little burglar has fallen straight inta my lap."
"What if I don't help you… steal something?"
"Cavortin' with pirates is a crime, ya know? An' I have it on good authority that cha were plannin' a heist."
Lacey shrunk down, feeling just as backed into a corner as she has for the last several weeks. The constables back home were closing in, so she stowed away. The pirates found her, so she climbed the mast. And now it seems like shes going to jail no matter what. Unless she can get what ever it is this captain wants. She straightens her spine.
"Alright. I'll help you."
The captain grasps her hand in a bone crushing shake. "Just what I wanted to hear."
Whumpay 2026 Day 2- Trapped Underground & Sole Survivor
(This is a Superman fanfic, but not a specific version, or anywhere on any timeline. Pre Kara and Kon, though.)
CW: sickfic, contemplation of death, lots of introspection,
Clark's head was pounding. He felt like his skin was too tight, and his eyes were trying to escape their sockets. He was so nauseous he was half sure there was some enormous alien parasitic worm trying to make a nest in his abdomen. His skeleton felt like iron, and his muscles like jello.
The effects of kryptonite weren't new, per say, but this was definitely the longest he had ever experienced them lasting. It was hard to tell the passage of time down here, so far away from the sun.
The first time he woke up had been in near complete darkness, only the soft green glow of his kryptonite chains illuminating his small cell. It was barren, made of metal, and he assumed stark white, but it was hard to tell the colors of things with only dim green light. In each corner of the ceiling, about fifteen feet up, was a small camera.
The second time he woke up, there was a subtle red glow starting to get brighter by the minute. Clark's best guess was that whatever scientists were on the other side of those cameras were attempting to replicate the day/night cycle of Krypton.
If that was the case, it had been more than a week. Ten days.
Clark really hoped the scientists were speeding up the cycle.
Luckily (Clark was really trying to count his blessings where he could find them), on the third "day," his chains were removed as he slept, and he was free to move about the cabin. And, even better, on the fourth "day," all traces of kryptonite that he could see or feel had been removed.
It hadn't improved much.
Normally, if he was near kryptonite it was for a brief period of time, and in contact with it for even less. Then, after a couple of days (less if they were filled with sunbathing), he'd be fit as a fiddle.
Now, with the red sun lamp, he didn't seem to be healing from the kryptonite poisoning at all.
Being sick made Clark miss Ma. When he was really little, before his powers had developed, he had been sick one time. He had been miserable, with the most mild cold, and Ma had bundled him in a handmade afghan on the couch, and made him soup, and propped up his head with a thousand pillows when his nose was too clogged to breath. It had sucked at the time, but as he grew up and began to realize he wasn't human, was more resilient, he cherished the memory more.
Then he had his first run in with krypotonite, and she cared for him the same exact way, despite being a grown man, and a bona fide super hero to boot.
The red sun was rising again. Day eleven.
Would his mother on Krypton have cared for him the same way? Would Lara have wrapped a young Kal-El in a blanket with the house crest of El? Or was that the blanket she put in his pod simply so he would know he had once had a family in the stars?
Would she have had more chances than Ma had, on a planet with a red sun, where he wasn't resistant to disease?
Would she have sung him a lullaby in a language no living creature remembers anymore?
He turns his face toward the floor to rest his forehead on the cool metal (and to hide his tears from the cameras).
Clark's been trying to learn Kryptonian, but it is so difficult to learn a language from books and holograms, with no real people to practice with. Are his pronunciations correct? Does he have an Earth accent? If there are any other Kryptonians out there, will he even be able to talk to them?
He feels like he's dying.
If there is an afterlife, will other Kryptonians be there? Or is there a special Kryptonian afterlife they were all sent to, that he won't be able to go to, because he doesn't know any of the rituals?
Would he even want to go to the Kryptonian afterlife, if it meant being separated from Ma and Pa, and Lois, and Jimmy?
Is he cursed to always be separate from the people he loves and who love him?
He's spiraling He knows he's spiraling, but he's been alone with his thoughts for more than a week (eleven days), and the best he can do is hope for rescue. Ideally during the day, but he's not picky.
Whumpay 2026 Day 1- Accidentally hurting a friend, PTSD
(This is based on/a fanfic of the Mage in a Wolf Pack series over on ao3. Defintely go check it out, I love it alot, but all you need to know for this is Jaime is a mage who was enslaved by and had his magic controlled by werewolf hunters, and he was eventually rescued by a werewolf pack. And in this, Jaime and Dimitri are both ambiguously young children.)
CW: a bit of suicidal ideation/expecting to die/negotiating for death, references of child abuse
"No, no, no, Dima, wake up wake up wake up!" Jaime frantically shook the wolf pup's shoulder. He hadn't meant to, really, he hadn't, he was just surprised.
Dimitri had been on a bit of a pouncing kick recently. "Hunting practice," he called it. He would stalk the adults of the pack in his wolf form, tail wagging furiously, until "they least expected it," when he would pounce, in all of his fluffy glory.
Jaime had watched nearly every adult in the pack be ambushed like this over the past week, but he never expected to fall victim, too. He thought Dimitri would stick to attacking the grown-ups. But no matter what he thought, Dimitri pounced on him, when he least expected it. And when he startled, he unleashed a massive surge of his newly freed magic, straight into Dimitri's chest.
He was out cold. No matter how much Jaime shook him, he was left holding a limp bundle of fur.
Several bolts of fear paralyzed him at the same moment. One, Dimitri is dead. Two, Jaime killed him. Three, the pack will kill him for this.
Four. They won't.
Surely they have a mage collar they could lock around his neck for the rest of his pitiful life. And he'd deserve it! He proved that he couldn't be trusted to use his magic not to hurt people. He'd killed one of their pups! He killed his best friend! The first person in the world to call Jaime a friend, and he killed him.
His begging for Dimitri to wake up had morphed into wet apologies, his eyes were blurring from tears, and breathing was quickly becoming more effort than it was worth, when he finally had one moment of clarity.
Ash can fix this.
Even if Ash couldn't bring people back to life (which Jaime wouldn't put outside of his abilities), he had let Jaime read his healer books. The first step was to asses the problem, and check for breathing.
Check for breathing.
Gods, how could he have forgotten!
Dimitri was breathing, however weakly, it was steady. Certainly more steady than Jaime's. Thank the gods. Thank Ash.
Next step: find a qualified healer, if at all possible.
It should be. Ash should be in the healer's cabin. Even if finding an adult means Jaime is kissing his freedom goodbye, he has to try. For Dima. Jaime stood on shaking legs, Dimitri cradled in his arms, and made his way towards his damnation, and (hopefully) Dimitri's salvation.
~~~
Ash was minding his own business, taking stock of what herbs he would need to go out to gather soon, with the changing of the seasons making new plants available, when his quiet morning was shattered by a distraught pup.
Well, technically the baby mage wasn't a pup, but as long as his puppy eyes were as effective as they were, Ash would refer to him as such.
"Ash!" was all he could make out through sniffles and sobs, so he put his notes down and rushed out of the back storage room, rather than shouting to the mage to direct him back.
"What—" he started, as he was interrupted by a flurry of cut-off explanations, and his eyes landed on a bundle of pup in the mages arms.
"Dimitri— I didn't mean to, I don't— He scared me!" Jaime stuttered. He took a steadying breath, and mumbled, "He's not dead. But I don't know what to do ."
"Ok," Ash started, trying to push past the innate dread at a mage holding such a still pup, both reeking of magic. He pushed it away. This was a child in his care, who came to him for help after an accident. Jaime trusted him to be able to help. "Ok. Put him on the bed."
Jamie did so, and ran a hand along Dimitri's back, straightening out the fur there.
"What happened?" Ash asked trying to strike a balance with the Professional Healer voice he wanted to fall back to in moments like this, and a softer voice to comfort the crying child. He wasn't sure if he managed, but either way, he needed the information that only Jaime had before he would know how to help.
"I was— Dima pounced on me. I— I wasn't expecting it, and, and—" he sniffled, hard, and wiped his nose across his whole hand. "I hit him with my magic, and I thought he was dead!" The last part was just barely understandable through the sobs.
"Alright, well, he's not, but you figured that out," Ash said, starting to feel for physical injuries under the fur. There was nothing immediately obvious. Maybe smelling salts would wake the pup up, and he could tell Ash what the problem was.
As Ash was considering this, Jaime steeled himself. "Can I at least see if Dima is going to be ok before you kill me?"
Ash's hands froze on Dimitri's head as his own whipped around to the child behind him. "What?"
Jaime took a shaky breath, some of his earlier resolve leaving him. "I know I have to die because I hurt one of your packs pups," he started, tears welling up in his eyes, "But I just want to know he'll be ok first." He looked like he might have wanted to wipe his nose on his hand again, but both were clenched into tight fists at his sides.
Ash's brain had stopped communicating with his mouth. For a small eternity, he couldn't say anything to this child who was so resigned to his own assumed death. Eventually, he managed to get out a breathless,"Kid. No one's going to kill you."
Somehow, that was the wrong thing to say. The fear and resignation melted from the mage's face, which might have been good, if it had been replaced with relief. Or any emotion. What was left instead, a was a completely blank face, and a stare into the middle distance.
As concerning as that reaction was, Ash was working on a time crunch with the other hurt child. He didn't want Dimitri to remain unconscious for any longer. Shaking himself, keeping his inner wolf from snarling in frustration at being left to deal with this completely unprepared and alone, he turned to the cabinet and got the smelling salts.
Wafting them under Dimitri's snout did get the pup to stir. "Dima," Ash said softly, "can you shift back so you can talk to me?" If the answer was years, he'd soon have more answers, and it if it was no, he'd know at least one problem for sure. But fortunately, the wolf pup's fur began to recede, leaving a disheveled young boy on the bed. "How are you feeling?"
Dimitri groaned, and only thanks to his wolf hearing and reflexes was Ash able to get a bowl under his head before he lost his breakfast.
~~~
After getting the poor concussed prankster (because no, Ash had not forgotten that this whole mess only started because Dimitri tried to scare a severely traumatized, brand new pack mate) settled, Ash could finally turn his attention to said traumatized pack mate.
Still mostly unresponsive, Ash guided Jaime to sit in the chair next to Dimitri's bed. Keeping up his soft, caring for nervous patients voice, Ash said, "Jaime."
As soon as Jaime was able to bring his eyes up to Ash's face, he continued, "Can you tell me why you think I'm going to kill you?"
Jaime cleared his throat. "I hurt one of the pups." Some clarity was returning to his eyes. He brought a hand up to his neck. "Please. Please…" He trailed off, and based on the turn in their earlier conversation that had led to this one, Ash had no idea what Jaime might be trying to ask for.
"Please what, pup?"
There was a slight furrow in Jaime's brow at the endearment. "Please don't collar me again."
"What?" Jaime had been collared? It made sense, but Ash had assumed that he was simply young enough that the hunters had been able to... persuade him to help them using simpler methods. Ash was under no illusion that Jaime had been with the hunters willingly (the scars he had seen when the pack had first brought him back from the hunter's camp were enough to convince him of that), but to collar a child. He had heard the sensation of being cut off from one's magic was painful. Disorienting. Like loosing a sense. Like never being able to draw a full breath.
His face must have been making some expression without his permission, because Jaime started speaking, pleading, really, again, faster.
"I know I'm more useful to your pack alive, and you really can't let my magic stay loose, it's too dangerous, but please, sir, please, don't let them collar me again. Maybe you can kill me, you can say it was an accident, please, sir, you're so nice, please—"
"Jaime." The breathless begging cut off with a single word. "No one's going to hurt you—"
"Please!"
"And that includes collaring you!" Ash raised his voice to cut off any more begging for specifically Ash to kill a child. "Dimitri is ok. He will make a full recovery. He is just a little battered, but he will be alright."
Jaime let out a sigh of relief.
"And Jaime." Ash knelt down to be level with the chair. "You are one of the packs pups now."
Jaime's mouth fell open, disbelieving.
"You seem to understand that we take the safety of our pups extremely seriously, but one key detail you appear to have missed is that that includes you now."
It was clear Jaime didn't fully believe him yet. That was alright. They had time, and Ash could recruit some help to convince him. For now though—
"Would you like to say something to Dimitri?"
The young mage nodded. He was a good kid. Now Ash just had to convince him that.
WHUMPAY 2026 - THE TIME HAS COME
Welcome to Whumpay 2026! Up above you will see the basic prompt list and down below the cut you will see it written out in a list as well the rules and the mini challenges/alternate prompts!
I am going to try to participate! I've been writing something for day 1 at least, so hopefully posting about my intentions to post makes me hold myself to it!
Half Goblin, half Hobbit.
Goblit.
God dammit I did this just for a pun but now I’m imagining this whole backstory where a wounded female goblin flees from some battle and winds up on the edges of the Shire and she’s gonna jump some Hobbit dude named Blinko Tumbrush but Blinko’s so unfailingly polite that his first reaction on seeing someone in a rough situation is to invite them in to dinner and gobbo chick is just like “… uh… ‘kay.”
And then she has dinner and it’s the best thing she’s ever eaten and even her little green brain is able to put together “If I knife this guy so I can take his stuff he can’t cook more of this” so when he asks her to stay the night she’s just like “Fuck yeah breakfast”.
And all the other Hobbits in the area are staring at this new arrival who starts begrudgingly working in the garden (she can pull out the weeds they’d normally have to hitch livestock to) and they’re all thinking “Uhhhhh that’s a fucking Goblin there, chief” except if they actually acknowledge that she’s a goblin then it’s a huge to-do and a lot of excitement and possibly there would be adventure involved in chasing her off. So they just sort of silently, collectively decide they’re going to ignore it and all go “Oh, Blinko finally found himself a lady, how nice, she must be one of the Glumbrushes from over the far side of West Farthing, I always did hear they were on the homely side, not much hair on their feet you know.”
And eventually in due time along comes Korbo Tumbrush and decently cute Hobbit baby but the biggest fucking ears you ever saw on a Hobbit and he’s a bit green and everyone is thinking “That’s a fucking half-Goblin you’ve got there, chief, you fucked a fucking Goblin, you made a baby with a damn Goblin my guy” but this would be an immensely rude thing to say to someone so they’re just like “Oh how nice, Blinko, he looks just like you, has those Glumbrush eyes though.”
And Korbo the Goblit grows up a proper little man in his waistcoat and pipe and every so often someone visits from a different part of the shire and sees this plump green dude with massive flappy pointed ears and they start to open their mouth only for a local to leap right in and go “HAHA YES THAT IS KORBO TUMBRUSH A VERY UPRIGHT HOBBIT WE ALL LOVE KORBO HE’S GLUMBRUSH ON HIS MOTHER’S SIDE (WE THINK) THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!” and the visitor just starts nodding along emphatically because this is clearly something that is Not Spoken Of.
I fuckin love it
I. I have to know …
Does Korbo know!? Like is the Gobit aware his momma is a goblin? Or does he just grow up like
“yup us Glumbrushes sure do look different”
He leaves home on an adventure and stumbles n a hoard of goblins marches right up like
“how do ya do fellow hobbits? You know I’m half Glumbrush myself”
Alright, so, Korbo got in a fight once.
Once.
The Tumbrushes are, as a family trade, purveyors of fine pieces of wood. Not of large amounts of lumber, for which Hobbits don’t have a particular lot of call save occasionally, but rather of particularly nice pieces suitable for the making of fine window trimmings, floors, or the occasional carved bit of artwork to be given at a fancy event. Obviously for this one doesn’t go cutting down any tree willy-nilly, and Korbo had spent most of the day out and about looking for suitable trees.
(Korbo also personally assisted in cutting them down, being rather well known as on the strong side for a Hobbit, wink wink, nudge nudge.)
Having put in a genuine hard day’s work and rather pleased with himself, Korbo retired to the local bar to have a few beers and a smoke and to partake in good company, all of whom had gotten so used to pretending there was nothing odd about him that it was almost as if there was genuinely nothing odd about him.
Until along comes Humdil Thumbletoe.
Now the Thumbletoes were what was known in the Shire as “experts on genealogy”. This might sound like quite a good thing when you consider how well-versed most Hobbits are in their family lines, until you consider that most Hobbits are already well-versed in their family lines. A Hobbit being thoroughly knowledgeable of their family tree is not much to be remarked upon, so when it is remarked upon it is more to mean that the Hobbits in question are such tremendous mooches that they have had to dive far more deeply into their bloodlines looking for more relatives to leech off of than any Hobbit would generally consider polite.
Humdil was fairly brawny as Hobbits go, which was about all you could say for him. In fact Humdil had realized that was really all that could be said for him and had become a bit of a bully. And so it was he entered the bar that night with a very put-upon third cousin twice removed (by marriage) and caught sight of Korbo for the first time.
“Why, look at that one!” he bellowed, guffawing. “He’s so ugly his mother had to have been a Goblin, ey!”
The whole bar goes quiet. Aside from the obvious abominable rudeness of this, Humdil has said the thing that is never supposed to be said, and is clearly too stupid to realize he’s right. All heads slowly turn to Korbo.
Now, it is well known that Korbo has inherited his father’s tendency to never give a single solitary hairy-toed fuck about anything. He has currently been in the running to be at least the second most chill dude to ever be born in the Shire. And indeed, right now he’s still looking perfectly calm, puffing on his pipe. He sets the pipe aside, finishes off the last of his beer, and stands up.
“Sir, we’ll be needing to step outside.”
Now Hobbits are mostly a peaceable lot, not given to wars or fighting for any old thing, but a bit of fisticuffs outside the bar is hardly unheard of. Mostly everyone is kind of nervous about this because they’re still not sure how Korbo is reacting to this whole Goblin thing. So someone takes Korbo’s jacket and Humdil’s third cousin twice removed (by marriage) grudgingly takes his, and the two square off.
Now, Humdil was a big Hobbit, it was true, but there were a few things that, being a moron who didn’t realize he was right, and who had never been outside the Shire or seen a Goblin anyway, he could not possibly know.
For one, Goblins have long, spindly arms, giving them a surprisingly good reach for their size… not abominably long, certainly not in the case of a half-Goblin, and certainly not above being concealed by the cut of a well-tailored shirt. Second, they are compact, wiry creatures, with dense muscle over their otherwise lanky forms, and given to that a Hobbit’s already greater mass and the anchoring benefit of large, wide feet, well.
The moment Humdil stepped forward and started to swing, Korbo’s fist shot out like one of Gandalf’s better rockets and struck him directly in the nose. His flight was also, for some weeks after, compared to one of Gandalf’s rockets, though not quite as far and the explosion at the end was mostly him laying on the ground cursing wetly due to all the blood streaming from his nose.
Korbo apologizes profusely to all and sundry for the disturbance, collected his jacket, and goes home. Honey is out picking mushrooms (still being of the more nocturnal persuasion after all these years), but Blinko’s sitting by the fire reading a book. Korbo sees that there’s a newspaper (full of lots of extremely important things like how the pipeweed was growing and which barrels of beer were going to be uncasked that month), so picks it up and sits down to read.
“Evening, Da.”
“Evening, son. Pleasant evening out?”
“Oh, fine. Save for I broke Humdil Thumbletoes’s nose for him.”
“Hm, hm, I see. Why did you feel the need to do that?”
“Well, he called Ma a Goblin, you see.”
Blinko slowly lowers his book, and slowly raises his head. Looks at Korbo for long moments. Raises one eyebrow a little.
“Son. You know full well your mother is a Goblin.”
“Well, yes, but he didn’t know that, and he said it as an insult anyway so it being true or not doesn’t really matter that much, does it?“
“Hm, hm. I suppose that’s true at the end of the day, isn’t it?”
Blinko goes back to reading his book. Korbo continues reading the paper.
“You could have stabbed him,” Blinko eventually notes.
“Aye, could have stabbed him,” Korbo agrees easily enough. “But it’s a bit of a mess, isn’t it?”
“True, true, probably would have been a bit of a mess in the road, not very thoughtful to the community,” Blinko allows.
And that was the end of it.
I love all of this so much. Also-
“Sir, we’ll be needing to step outside.”
The power. I set down my drink after that one.
Oddly enough, one might expect Korbo to have trouble finding a lady hobbit. He’s not given to being as plump as his fellows, and his feet are a bit small, and he’s rather, well, tall for a hobbit, isn’t he. And green. Always looks a bit like he’s eaten something that didn’t agree with him.
But he runs into Hilda Greebrook one day in town, and she’s lost her favorite pipe, which is of course a tragedy of the highest order. It’s not unheard of for a lady to smoke, but it isn’t particularly encouraged, either, and so the general reaction is “you poor dear, perhaps it’ll turn up, hadn’t you best be getting home for luncheon?”
Korbo, however, stops to help her look for the pipe, and when it’s nowhere to be found he offers to make her another just like it, if she can tell him what precisely made it so special that it was a favorite, for after all a favorite must be distinguishable by something.
Unfortunately the thing that distinguishes it is that she got it from Gandalf and it’s quite unlike most pipes in the Shire, so recreating it is quite the task. But Korbo sets himself to it anyway, working a bit each night and handing it to Hilda daily to see if it feels quite right, and six months later he’s done it—recreated a pipe that came from the world of men, or perhaps elves, but certainly not that of hobbits.
Hilda for her part discovers Korbo quite likes to read, and though he’s from a reasonably well-to-do family—for hobbits are always in need of new toys and fancy party decorations after all—can’t get his hands on books fast enough to satisfy himself, and, well, her da’s a transcriber, someone’s got to write out the papers after all, and she’s got access to practically every book in the Shire, and ways to make copies besides.
At first people think it’s odd, a hobbit who can’t see asking to borrow books, but then they find out Korbo is involved and asking questions could lead to excitement and so they absolutely do not ask and simply offer up their histories and books of poetry and hobbit folklore (for even without want for excitement there are things it’s good to remember, and things every hobbit child should know so they, too, can grow up properly plump and staying well away from adventure), and resign themselves to never seeing their books again.
And then they find that far from their books quite disappearing, they return in fine form—albeit usually in a timeframe rather too long to be polite—but oddly quite a lot seem to have tiny bits of wood shavings in, although one wouldn’t expect it in a hobbit home? And THEN Hoptus Redbranch finds Korbo one day in his workshop, he’s just stopped by for the wood to repair a door after an unfortunate incident with attempting to remove a colony of bees and rather too much smoke for the moving of bees, and Korbo is simply. Pressing small pieces of hot iron into a very thin piece of wood, making small triangle patterns like no hobbit decoration Hoptus has ever seen, and he’s quite frequently checking into a book on his left that turns out to be one of Hoptus’ own books, and very carefully turning the pages with a cloth so as to not get oil from the hot iron all over the pages—
—and THEN, not long after the news of Korbo’s strange woodburning activities have spread across most of the Shire (and caused no small amount of consternation, because goblins are clever but so often the things they make are cruel and the cause of ever so much unpleasantness), Hilda is seen in her own garden with Korbo with a stack of these thin pieces of wood all carefully hinged together, running her fingers over carefully sanded and varnished pieces and feeling the triangles and reciting a hobbit tale.
For all those months of strangely disappeared books, Korbo has been translating Westron into an alphabet that can be read with one’s fingers, and making Hilda books, and teaching her to read them.
Nobody is entirely surprised, after about three years, when the two of them vanish for a few months, and come back quite married.
Within a few generations, this is absolutely going to be a thing Not Worth Remarking Upon. So when a young hobbit finds themselves accidentally ripping the knobs off doors when they’re cross, their parents will sigh and the elder hobbits in the village will remark that ‘that’ll be the Glumbrush in ‘im coming through, I told you his ears were a little bigger than his siblings, didn’t I?’ much the same as they always did on Bilbo and Frodo’s Took relations and the resulting hankering for adventure.
Were anyone from the outside to visit the Shire, they’d find a small colony of goblins thoroughly intermarried and also avoiding the usual goblin tendencies towards stabbing, so long as no one is so gauche as to insult them for being goblins.
(Sooner or later, one very flustered hobbit is going to accidentally do the same thing with an orc.)
The Tumbrushes, as with all Hobbits, were quite proud of their work, and rightly so. Their works are fine, of the highest quality, and they fetch the appropriate price for their labors, making them quite well-to-do. In the Shire, wealth breeds respect, of course, and so the Tumbrushes are quite well respected.
And yet there’s a difference between “well to do” and “scandalously wealthy.”
So when, when Blinko Tumbrush recieved a letter inviting them to the Baggins residence for tea, he of course brought his wife and son along.
Now, Korbo had crossed paths with Bilbo Baggins a time or two in the market, never for much longer than the time required for Polite Conversation, and so wasn’t expecting much. Sure, everyone knew Bilbo was odd, and were willing to talk about it, since Bilbo made no effort to hide his adventures and had, on numerous occasions, commented on visiting the elves or poking around the mountains, but they were in the Shire, no adventure in sight, and so this should be a normal, proper visit between client and craftsman.
And then Bilbo opened the door, pipe in hand, took the three of them in, and said, quite out of nowhere, “Ah, Shoebiter clan.”
Honey Tumbrush, late of the Shoebiter clan of the Misty Mountains, smiled with all her teeth and replied “Dragon thief!”
Bilbo guffawed and waved them inside, offering them hospitality in the goblin tongue, with the guarantee of safety and threat of violence that implied. They had arrived in time for second breakfast, and didn’t leave until past dinner, having hammered out a contract and shared many a story.
Blinko Tumbrush had only one thing to say as he walked home, arm in arm with his wife and son trailing behind. “He’s an odd fellow, that Bilbo, but nice enough. Yes, nice enough indeed.”
I love them
Gets better and better every time I see it
What was removed?! Which guidelines did it violate? This post was complete last time I saw it.
Here’s my art that apparently was too much for tumblr!
I’d probably have rebageled anyway, but because of the Tumblr content removal, I *HAD* to…
Another one I’ve probably reblogged multiple times, but not sure I’ve seen it since the ‘content violation’. lol. I especially love Korbo falling for Hilda and basically inventing Westron Braille for her. <3 It makes me think of this one fic I love that includes something along that line, where a f/f orc couple (who steal every scene they are in!) settle in the Shire post- War of the Ring, others follow, and a pleasant bit of cross-pollination occurs.
Worth another reblog.
English added by me :)
This is what the vertical video format was invented for
advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.
This post being immediately followed by an ad and a promotion to pay to go ad free really drives the point home
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
Woah!! Tumblr heritage post!! I definitely pinned this on Pinterest like 6 years ago
And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.
And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.
Megamind has three Superman subversions. One is obviously Megamind himself. He was not raised loved by the world, but rather was loved by those hated by the world. Because he was still raised with love, he does care about other people, hence his character development. But because he didn't receive wider love growing up, his own is misplaced at first.
Metro Man was not loved growing up in a way that mattered. His adopted father was clearly very absent, and while we don't know much about his family, their relationship seems superficial. Because of this, his sense of duty to the world is also superficial, hence his boredom.
Hal wasn't raised with power. He gained it and was shown how to use it by a 'space dad' who only taught him power and not love. Hence, he sees it only as a grasping means to an end.
All three of these subversions, in their negative space, create the silhouette of the superhero that they are parodying. That silhouette is of a space child that came to earth and was cared for very deeply by the world, and taught love through his experience of love, and because of that holds fast to his duty to the world. Which is Superman.
I want this person and this person only writing and directing Superman movies for the rest of my life
I’d like to introduce Phantomine! It’s my multimedia based lore series (with more!) about 17 year old Danny Fenton from Danny Phantom who has to solve the mystery of an elusive new newspaper distributing locker and who is behind it! It’s released on exclusively on my Instagram (@illustraice) with newspapers, radio and more such as real live websites with passcodes!