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allthatispeculiar

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Can’t believe they sacrificed Lindsey Graham to reanimate Mitch McConnell.

mtndewloyalist-xx

Do you think the phylactery holding his soul is also shaped like a turtle

mahaliamaverick

If it isn’t it will be soon

Can’t believe they sacrificed Lindsey Graham to reanimate Mitch McConnell.

#delete later

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Facebook believes that I should use their platform for online dating. It’s a bad idea, someone talk me into it.

mahaliamaverick

Fun fact! They let you test drive (i.e., look at dating profiles of people of your preferred sex) for up to three days and there are some guys who seem pretty decent on there HOWEVER I will not be joining because I realized I don’t have the iron will necessary to subject myself to a platform that people I know could access.

#shut up rachel #delete later #the funny looking dudes claiming they want a 9 and the good looking ones calling themselves medium-ugly gave me whiplash tho #also I know how brutal it is out there and I’m not posting pictures of myself #if God wants me married he’s going to have to arrange the meeting I can’t handle that again

tragediegh

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

captain-lovelace-deactivated202

God's well aware that I'm not his strongest soldier and he's not giving me his toughest battles, but I won't lie the battles I am getting are kicking my ass

crisis-actor

I'm much more so an omen than a person really

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dreamlogic

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.