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[mahdude17]

Oedipus Rex reckons with the sins of his past while eating spicy wings

[mahdude17]

Me to my Bop-It Husband: All you do is give me orders, you do NOTHING for me!

Bop-It Husband, bitter and frustrated: I'm going to sleep!

[mahdude17]

Deltarune Chapter 7 comes out. We finally get a glimpse of W.D. Gaster's true form. W.D. Gaster has HUGE tatas. Sha-boi-oi-oing!

[mahdude17]

Hello police I've discovered a series of books called "second-person stories" and they're all lying about me

[mahdude17]

New Jojo stand named LMFAO

[mahdude17]

Epic Rap Battles of History Weird Al Yankovic vs The Peanut Butter Gamer

[mahdude17]

If I was in a zombie apocalypse I'd put a big sign on my porch that says "Zombies DNI"

[schlimdog]

theres a dhar mann waiting in the sky

what happens next will shock you, even bring tears to your eyes

theres a dhar mann waiting in the sky

he hated on the homeless they were rich dudes in disguise

[mahdude17]

They should call every investigation into public urination a pissing persons case

[mahdude17]

Hey it's me The Joker. I'm turning over a new leaf now. I just played Mario Kart for a bit and I got mad so I'm taking a break. A past me might have killed someone over this but I'm thinking instead I'll try positive affirmations.

[mahdude17]

7/11 rebrands to be 0.63636363 and runs out of sign space

[cholula-hot-sauce-fanclub]

it might be funnier conceptually

[mahdude17]

This is really good I think it's beautiful to see my vision come to life

[mahdude17]

Teacher who thinks "Jacking off in each other's mouths" is slang for "Math": Alright class today we're going to learn English.

[mahdude17]

Being a programmer on a game dev team is wild because the artists will just be like "Yeah I turned your floating cube thing into an actual guy." And I have no clue how they do it

[mahdude17]

I just stared a guy's ice cream cone and I think he saw me staring at his ice cream cone

[mahdude17]

7/11 rebrands to be 0.63636363 and runs out of sign space

[mahdude17]

There are Jermas everywhere for those with eyes to see

[feldfrog]

The Very Hungry Caterpillar would have absolutely gone to town on The Giving Tree. They matched each other's freak