really?

maia/ 20 / that is soo funny

[drew-badget-blog]

Can’t wait to get piss drunk on Christmas Eve and pass out by Christmas Day! True tradition. Happy Birthday Jesus Christ.

[maiakeats]

I don't think you are embracing the true meaning of Christmas but hey, that works. 

[maiakeats]

I can't believe it's almost Christmas. 

[traceyxlevins]

I want to take a ride on the canal. Anyone want to come with?

[maiakeats]

That sounds kinda dangerous. Let's do it. 

[httpjaidon]

Don’t you just love it when you’re on your phone not doing something important, and a nosey bastard decides that it’s their business also? Love it!

[maiakeats]

This is when you open your text's and type in capitals GO AWAY YOU DUMB BITCH. 

[eloise-van-de-kamp]

You know mini pigs? Wouldn’t it be cool if they had like mini elephants?!

[maiakeats]

That would be adorable but dangerous. You would have broken toes all the time. 

[shutupingrid-deactivated2014121]

To the forty year old man with a wedding ring and a bald spot who hit on me in line at Starbucks; please reevaluate how low you think people’s standards are.

[maiakeats]

I mean he could do so much better than you. 

[maiakeats]

[maiakeats]

off-track // maia & mara

[okmara]

Mara fumbled about with the placement of her beanie and her gloves as she went on her way to meet a guy that her friend had set her up with. These kinds of things weren’t really on the top of Mara’s list of things she liked to do. In fact if she could avoid it, she would. Often the guys she met were stupid and uninteresting. But for the sake of it, she was going. Whilst she was placing the glove on her left hand she bumped another body. She was about to turn and walk away but the stranger grasped her arm. In defence Mara detached her arm to the girl’s grasp, “If you are thinking of getting my money this way… you are wrong!”. “Mach es dir selber!” she said as she turned to walk away. 

[maiakeats]

Maia looked up and took a good look at the girl as she felt the her pull away and glared off after her, "I'm not a mugger or something. I'm just super lost. I don't know what you just said but I'm offended". She contemplated following her to find the way out but then realized that it probably wouldn't prove her case of her not being a creepy mugger and decided to go back the way she had just come from., turning over her shoulder to glare at her again. 

[maiakeats]

off-track // open

Maia turned a corner and arrived back in the hallway she'd found herself in five times in the last ten minutes. "Shit," she muttered under her breath, finally admitting to herself that she was lost. "Why is this place so big I don't understand," she muttered as she reached into her pocket to pull out her phone. "And it's flat... of course," she moaned, staring at the black screen, contemplating whether or not to throw it at the wall. Rapidly pressing the home button on her phone with the hope it would turn back on, she rounded the corner and collided with a hard body. She looked up from her phone and smiled a delighted smile. "Thank goodness! I'm hopelessly lost, please lead me outside," she begged, grasping their arm. 

[jcvial]

That’s true, definitely. I just hate the cold weather, especially when it’s all wet and gross.

[maiakeats]

Just wear a raincoat.

[lucasalix-blog]

Now you’ve gone and made it a competition.

[maiakeats]

I'm pretty competitive I won't lie.

[maverxck]

Shit, sorry. What am I passing?

[maiakeats]

The beautiful handbag please.

[maiakeats]

drews tweets

dbadge: @mistressmaia

@mistressmaia: @dbadge awww you xoxo

[flctchers]

You have not lived until you’ve hotboxed something. First though, how do you feel about smoking?

[maiakeats]

I don't smoke often but sometimes. What what is it?

[maiakeats]

drews tweets

@dbadge: If we're gonna do anything we might as well just fuck...

@mistressmaia: @dbadge just @ me next time

[maiakeats]

@shutupingrid: lms if you're getting laid tonight bc i like knowing people's business

@mistressmaia: @shutupingrid I WISH

[jcvial]

That’s why I prefer staying inside, all curled up by the fire! Going outside is fun too, because of skiing and stuff like that.

[maiakeats]

You don't want to waste time being inside though.