The old lady with the same smell
[OLD] Thursday, 2017.04.27 | Oreo Reona
Konban-hello~!
It’s Oreo-sama ♡
Yesterday was rehearsal for NAON no YAON.
Gachapin’s songs, which are extreme at the best of times, and my magnificent moves.
(But sometimes I wonder to myself if my moves are pointless!)
And also, being in the line of sight our big sisters SHOW-YA and other great seniors of ours.
…
Is it just me, or am I sweating?
And of course, only on a day like that, I forgot to bring a change of underwear.
On the way home, I thought, “this is a problem, I’m going to catch a cold!”
I approached a lingerie shop.
A shop that I would absolutely never enter under normal circumstances,
With an old lady in dark blue eyeshadow tending it. Lol
“Well, anything is fine, so let me just hurry and change.”
But as I tried to look around the store, surprisingly there were a lot of items that catered to Oreo-sama. (What kinds of items? I wonder ♡♡♡ )
I tried something on right away and went to check out.
At that point, the old lady….
Old lady: “You, what kinda person are you?” (talking brusquely)
Me: “(◍•ᴗ•◍)？” (My inner voice: ok that’s kind of rude….)
Old lady: “What kinda things do you do?”
Me: “Do….?”
Old lady: “I knew it… You have the same smell…” (suddenly whispering)
Me: “!?” (Same as who?)
Old lady: “The same smell. Hahaha” (a second time)
Me: “Oh.” (My inner voice: but, same as who!!??)
Old lady: “Well, good luck!”
she said, and then she took a pair of panties from a mixed basket of individual items and said “it’s a bonus!” as she slipped it into my bag.
Me: “Thank you very much!”
I left the store without asking who I had the same smell as.
Was it the same as the old lady…? L(・o・)」 oh my god
OK, if it’s that lady, maybe, for instance, she used to be a musician or something, I told myself. Or maybe it’s her daughter??
I still didn’t understand it at all, but she was a funny lady, so I was thinking I was glad I went in there.
When I got home and opened the bag,
Ah…a surprise.
The “bonus.”
The panties, you see, were big.
So big, you could probably fit a whole watermelon in them if you stretched them.
They weren’t so much “big” as they were “gigantic.”
Yes, the expression you’re making right now about sums it up.
Of course this is too big for me, old ladyyy!!!
She got her hooks into me saying stuff like, you have the same smell~
So she could give me these gigantic panties as a “bonus”. (I wonder if I really looked that fat… lol)
I can’t help but think, is that the kind of business practice that would make someone come back to your shop again?!!!
I spent the whole evening thinking about the old lady.
Even though I have plenty of better things to be thinking about. Lol
Even so, when I feel up to it, I think I’m going to go see that old lady who looks strangely good in dark blue eyeshadow again.
I’ll hang on to these panties in case my butt becomes the size of a watermelon someday 🍉♡ Lol
Well then! See you later ☆
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