but I won't save you

tonight, come on come on collide

[sillywafflezz]

Zooble design

[artmagine]

The beautiful art of Thomas Blackshear II

[kingfucko]

i went to his website and saw even more great art! sharing some more which i particularly appreciated

[shvyaa]

[dickmaster]

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

[only-trash-can]

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

[maureen2musings]

212._.film

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[forcekenobi]

was thinking about bear/bare

[apolladay]

Let's make a burrito (whether it's in a tortilla or a bowl is up to you) * lettuce * cheese * salsa * cilantro * sour cream * meat (of your choosing) * beans * rice * guacamole

Let's make a burrito (whether it's in a tortilla or a bowl is up to you)

lettuce

cheese

salsa

cilantro

sour cream

meat (of your choosing)

beans

rice

guacamole

Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[stickyfrogs]

Tonight’s Big Blue BLAAAAARRRGGHH!! is by Round Frog!

[rhiotta]

Man, your parents named you that? They must be pretty stupid. No wonder you hate humanity.

You can't fuck up your lines while I'm killing myself, it ruins the dramatic tension.

I'm still a touch sick and am taking comfort in writing things where I don't have to draw backgrounds. Does anyone else also habitually draw characters as left handed? It just works so much better for left -> right reading order.

[prettycolors]

[color-palettes]

Rose-tinted glasses - submitted by th4tc4t

#FF42E9 #7A3173 #4A3A4A #544B63 #969BB1

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[kilncreatures]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[pardalote]

A small cluster of embroidered stones.

Silk, thread, beads, river stones. 2021.