Mallefizz is back

24. All pronouns I No Canon, just Fanon. Too much and not enough at the same time. Jegulus kinnie, obviously. FckJKR

[shelookedlikestarlight]

james: *stubbing his toe* frick!

regulus: what the fuck, james! don’t fucking swear you stupid fucking shit!

[cosmicdinonugget]

something about remus spoiling sirius rotten and buying him the things he’d mention randomly, deeply aware that sirius could afford them much more easily than he did

and seeing his face light up every time and thinking

yes, let me do this. it’s all worth it if you smile at me like that. let me love you.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: Hey, James is missing and we don’t see him on the map. Can you find him?

Regulus: What? Do you think I have him tracked or something?

Sirius: Well…do you?

Regulus: Yeah hang on

[tboy-cock]

i do not understand people who say "dont date your friends." who are you supposed to date then? do you just find someone and try to date them?? and you dont even know them???? alloromantics are perplexing man wtf is this

[aromanticofficial]

genuinely yes, alloromantics expect to date only strangers

[garlicbreadcake]

Peak romance stories is when they start to know eachother first then develop feelings

Makes sense 10/10 you should know your partner like you would know your friend

[aro-ace-culture-is]

aroace culture is the constant cycle of being like "everyone is going to leave me for their exclusive partnered relationships and I'll be alone" and "I am the best person ever, I am free and radiate so much swag"

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[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

Edit: muted this post, simply bc im sick of the transphobes and homophobes in the comments, and they're pissing me off ❤️

[mundrakan]

Queer

@wolfstarmicrofic - 182 words

“What's that, Lily, 'queer'?” James didn't quite get it, it was one of these Muggle words that just didn't make sense to him.

Lily smiled. Sure, sometimes it was annoying to explain even basic concepts to her husband to be, but at the same time she appreciated his attempts to understand – and this was important. “Queer, that's... being different.”

“Like... Pandora?”

Lily didn't know about Pandora. Well... she was certainly different, but in that way? She had no idea. “More like Sirius and Remus.”

“What about them?” James could be so obtuse.

“They... live together?”

“Yeah, great room-mates, right?” James was no further.

“They have.... only one wardrobe? One bed?”

James scratched his head. Clueless. “Yes?”

“They... kiss?”

“Oh... yeah, that they do.” He grinned, still no further. “I think they make a great couple, don't they?”

“And... that doesn't feel... different to you?”

James suddenly looked very.. innocent. “And that's... different?” Apparently not. Clearly not to her husband at least. Maybe it was time to... inquire some about his previous lovers.

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Dare i say sweater weather wolfstar

[tobukizzy]

a heatwave being roommates wolfstars breaking point will always get me. both of them walking around sweaty and in as little clothes as they can get away with and just more on edge in general because of the heat and remus just snapping at one point when sirius was eating some sort of ice lollie (obscenely) and kissing sirius senseless

the popsicle melting in sirius hand and dripping down his wrist and remus grabbing his hand and licking the line of the drip while keeping eye contact

[moonygirl111]

imagine having a cool ass name like remus lupin and then getting nerfed with the middle name john..

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[jupitersmind69]

Sirius gotta be the WORST boyfriend of all time to Mary that man missed her birthday then missed the date to make up for missing the birthday

BUT LET HIS MOONY SNEEZE and now he's cancelled everything in his schedule just to get him a box of tissues

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

I NEED a Regency au where Rodolphus and Bellatrix have an arranged marriage

Rodolphus thought Bellatrix would be similar to Narcissa, i.e. polite, subdued, essentially the model gentlewoman

Bella wasn't allowed to attend social events due to her tumultuous nature so he had no idea what she was really like

Initially Rodolphus was really rude and dismissive but then he falls for her and lets her run wild and do her own thing when they are married and they live happily ever after YIPPEE YAY

[the-heart-anon]

James and Sirius going on themed dates

There's pirate dates, dress like a muggle dates, dress like the other dates, dates where each of them picks a place to eat for one meal, and more

[moonytoast34]

regulus meeting remus for the first time after having to spend months listening to sirius go on and on about how remus is the hottest most sexiest man that has ever roamed this earth

sirius: "reg i'm warning you now, you might fall in love with him. if you do keep it to yourself, ok? it's going to be really difficult but try and contain yourself"

enter remus: freakishly tall, horrible posture, curly hair that he obviously has no clue how to tame, crooked teeth, wardrobe of a 70 year old, scarred head to toe, possibly the most awkward man to ever live

regulus: r we being so fr rn 😐

[ricochetyears]

remus lets sirius win every single argument because he knows the second he sees that little pout or a tear gathering in those pretty gray eyes he’s folding like a garden chair anyway. sirius could be dead wrong and remus would still just sigh and go “yes, sweetheart” like the pathetic lovesick man he is

[lananotdelrey12]

me 🤝 giving peter an actual personality rather than the loner who loves food ||