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i love you remus lupin

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i fully believe that the first time james introduced regulus to three year old harry, regulus tried to formally shake his hand

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sirius and remus' first text exchange goes something like this

[sirius]: heyyyy rem! it's sirius from lit class :D

[remus]: Hello, Sirius.

[sirius]: did i do something wrong :o

[remus] What?

[sirius]: i'm really sorry for whatever i did i can fix it if you tell me

[remus]: Sirius, I really have no idea what you are talking about. You didn't do anything wrong.

[sirius]: idk ur texting like ur mad at me or something haha

[remus]: I don't understand, this is how I always text.

[sirius]: LMAO

[sirius]: i guess u just text like a stern old man all the time then :p

[remus]: 👍

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peter is definitely that guy who does youtube workouts in his room with the door shut praying no one comes in

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when regulus comes out to sirius as trans sirius goes into full supportive, big brother mode and asks reg if he wants him to cut his hair for him. reg is too caught up in the excitement of a gender affirming haircut that he agrees. sirius ends up botching reg's hair so bad that regulus doesn't talk to him for weeks. this leads barty and evan to think that sirius didn't accept regulus and that's why reg isn't speaking to him. then they put a dead bird in sirius' mailbox with a note that says "you're next" bc they are freaks

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james potter gets into phil dunphy level misunderstandings on a daily basis

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wolfstar meet-ugly where the only way remus will make his rent this month is if he sells some of his record collection. the man who buys them comes to pick them up and is the most breathtaking man remus has ever layed eyes on - not to mention he obviously has excellent taste in music. except remus can't seem to focus on the adonis in front of him because he's too busy sniffling and trying not to burst into tears while handing off his precious collection that he has spent years curating.

then you have sirius just standing there panicking because of this adorably soggy man in front of him struggling to hand over his records. of course sirius can't take them from him and ends up just shoving the money into remus' hands (along with his number) and taking off without the stack of vinyl (even though there was a limited edition bowie that he was really excited for in there)

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modern high school au where barty (freshman) absolutely worships the ground that remus (senior) walks on because he let him take a hit off his joint at a party once

after that barty tries to get regulus to hang out with remus and sirius every time they are all at grimmauld together

this of course creates a very furious sirius who just wants to snog his boyfriend in peace, but his little brother's admittedly spooky boyfriend won't stop "coincidently" showing up every time he and remus are finally alone

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regulus meeting remus for the first time after having to spend months listening to sirius go on and on about how remus is the hottest most sexiest man that has ever roamed this earth

sirius: "reg i'm warning you now, you might fall in love with him. if you do keep it to yourself, ok? it's going to be really difficult but try and contain yourself"

enter remus: freakishly tall, horrible posture, curly hair that he obviously has no clue how to tame, crooked teeth, wardrobe of a 70 year old, scarred head to toe, possibly the most awkward man to ever live

regulus: r we being so fr rn 😐

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wolfstar meet-ugly but it's when remus gets a call from teddy's school that he's eaten peanuts (he's allergic) and when remus gets there expecting an upset teddy, he instead finds teddy comforting a shaken sirius (who's just there as a sub for the day) who had to administer the epipen but is terrified of needles

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everytime i listen to abbey by mitski i think about regulus black and it makes me sick