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the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

#pretty soon you're making pies #and the fiber intake is out of control

werewolf-transgenderism

in every sport it is important to pick a team that is good (and full of lesbians) and then also pick a team that sucks but is full of heart (and also lesbians)

#i love my bad team (seattle womens hockey)#i love my good team (seattle womens every other sport we have)

werewolf-transgenderism

just discovered a new thing to be a hater about (people drawing characters as women’s hockey players but for SOME reason the jerseys are form-fitting and they seem to not be wearing any chest pad at all or normal hockey pants. and thus I am killing and biting and maiming.)

emi--rose

THAT IS HOW THEY GET KILLED BLOCKING SHOTS ALSO THEY ARE HOT IN ARMOR BECAUSE ARMOR. CMON NOW.

C'mon.

#specialized gear implying competence #is the whole freaking point #love me a girl in uniform

floraposting

i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there

#love to people watch at pride events

shape-shifting-trickster

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

#the bar is on the floor #exactly where the foot fetishists want it

archacovercosine

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

#we're in it now

enki2

#was going to say this is my future but #this is my present fr

werewolf-transgenderism

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

the-big-mood

human pov following objects 😭

twocubes

IVE BEEN TORMENT NEXUSED

sinnahsaint

wandererriha

@copperbadge

@niuniente

copperbadge

If I lived near Silicon Valley and was just slightly more audacious I could make such a killing as Tarot Reader To The TechBros.

Is this Challengers?

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

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