Can You Say "Absurd"?
This article was originally published in 2002 at a now-defunct web site and is reprinted here in 2025 because it is still relevant. The lunacy began when I pulled up to order at a fast food joint. I asked for a hamburger and a small root beer. “I’m sorry sir, we don’t have ‘small,’” said the cute little voice. I couldn’t see her, but she appeared in my imagination exactly as she would appear…
















