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♕ → ANYWAYS HI?? I have been meaning to make a Queen blog for so long, is now a good time to throw her out lmao? no blog or about or rules page yet-- sorry about that, I am extremely lazy-- but if you want to come meet her majesty i think it’d be funnnn
Sideblog to @spam-1997 independent, selective, OC friendly, Crossover Friendly, Deltarune RP.
Alrighty, I will probably send in a starter if that is ok
[[ nice, nice, and feel free to IM me if you need to talk about anything else! I'm kinda low activity right now due to college, but still !! ]]
You muturals only? Also, you do crossover stuff?
[[ Oh hey there, sorry about still having no pages on this blog, its my third sideblog lmao-- but no I'm not mutuals only, and I do welcome crossovers! But fair warning I'm not familiar with anything surrounding your character!
I don't write any of my deltarune muses outside of the dark world as well, but hey-- you're always welcome to come down here and meet Queen in Cyber World ! ]]
Completed Deltarune chapter 2!! Queen is my new favorite Deltarune character now 💙💖🥰 She is so chaotic lol
Anonymous sent: ❝ Ok seriously question: Does the Dark Web exist here? Or is it something we do not talk about? ❞
♕ → “ * ............. Oh, It Exists ( For now. ). ” She meticulously downs her entire wine glass. “ * LOL Why Would I Not Talk About It? How Else Can I Explain That If You Are Caught Entering, Exiting, Or Attempting To Enter Any And All Unmonitored Networks You Will Be Shrunken So Small You Will Be Mocked At Parties With Protozoa? ”
Her shining white teeth disappear behind suddenly stern, cobalt lips, ill-befit the lax queen. “ * The So-Called “Dark Web”.... Represents Everything I Exist To Diminish. Disobedience. Lawlessness. Injustice. Senseless Harm And Suffering. And Bad Web Design... But Once I Consume The Light There Shall Be No Shadows Left To Hide In. ”
Anonymous sent: ❝ Is there any way to use the long nose as a plug? Like a conductor of the electricity? The robot surgery might be scaring them a bit. ❞
♕ → “ * Hmmmmmmmm. ( I am calculating. ) ” She clarifies as binary fills her visor before she blinks the word ‘TRUE’. “ * My Latest Surveys Show The Colorful Ad People Find The Thought Of Having Outlets Installed, Quote: ‘Extremely Intimidating’. I Am Chagrinned... Truth Activated: ... Adapters Are Easier. I Just Didn’t Want To Make Any More Wire Recalibrations. ” The word ‘ BORING ‘ flashes in all red in her eyes as she laughs before she sips her acid.
“ * Yes. I’m A Genius? I Can Totally Do That Instead, No Prob.” She flips her hand lazily. “ If They Do Not Desire Robot Parts ( Their Loss ) Then I Would Hate To Inflict Unnecessary Unhappiness. There Will Be No........ ( Probably )..... Permanent Changes To The Body. But I WILL Still Be Needing Volunteers To Further Development, Of Course... ”
Anonymous sent: ❝ Do you like, have a way to turn addisons into werewires or something like that?
I'd pay you. ❞
♕ → Her majesty leans into her throne, acid rolled in it’s glass. “ * Hm..... An Interesting Proposal. They Lack Plugs, So, That’s Uh. A Bit Of A User Friendliness Issue... Also The Nose? That Would Get So In The Way... My Wires Are Only For My Little Boys With Plugs But.... ” She nods her head side to side as she thinks, and as she does, her holograms appear around her, diagrams of addison anatomy, measurements, polygons pop up and form some specific implications.
“ * Maybe Install An Outlet In The Back Of The Head..? Of Course, That Would Require Tiny Partial Robotification... And.... Experiments~! ” The usually quite robotic tone of her’s suddenly soars into a singing note and rises further into a guffaw. “ * Pay Me In Scientific Development, Dear. My Face Is Already On All The Money. If You Really Want To See A WereAd Or Whatever.... Honey, Sweetie, Gravy, Be A Dear.... And Find Your Queen An Addison Willing To Sign This Waver. Tell Them I’ll Pay. Like. Stupid Amounts Of Money. And Give Them A Room In The Palace. That Usually Does The Trick. ”
Anonymous sent: ❝ Queen, how do you adapt to all the new memes that find themselves spread around? ❞
♕ → “ * Effortlessly. All Memes Must Process Through My Mainframe To Even Enter Our Prestigious Meme Economy. ” Cheers to the prestigious meme economy, a pride and joy. She drinks a quarter of acid. “ * I Have Stored Within Me Generations Upon Generations of Memehood. It Is Our Greatest Export. It is Our Greatest Import. It Is My Pride And Joy. Do You Want To See The First Ever Meme Sent From One Of My Monitors? ” She raises a screen with the pride of a parent with a baby picture. “ * Vintage. ”
ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL _^___ L __/ [] \ LOL===__ \ L \________] I I --------/
Anonymous sent: ❝ Biggest ‘Bruh’ search moment you have had to perform? ❞
♕ → She sings out a laugh. “ * Ok OMG, I Literally Can’t. How Do I Even Choose? So, First, I Would Like You To Know That As A Computer Of A Library I Am Obligated To Alert When I Am Used For Severe Bruh Moment Research.... But There Was One That Was Just Dumb LMAO. ”
With a flip of her elegant hand, she creates a milk carton hologram. “ They Requested To Know What Happens If You Inject Milk Into Your Veins. And Then They Resubmitted With The Clarification: 4% Milk. There Were Few Results But I Tried So So So Hard For Them So They Would Know. You Just Die. You Literally Would Just Die. ...Maybe The Children Need To Be Veinless For Their Own Good LOLOLOL. ”
(( random Queen thought, remind me to actually write her again soon, but can I just say btw?? The whole fact that Queen is hinted at to be able to roboticize people Dr. Eggman style is super under utilized both in the canon and in fandom. This woman absolutely has an evil lab somewhere and god knows what is in that side of the palace.
getting to know queen means learning so many secrets you can just tell lmao ))
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@bxrdly sent: ❝ "Aha!! My Queen, I've been looking everywhere for you! It's almost as if my vision enhancers have been malfunctioning... That's besides the point! Behold! I have acquired yet another gift in your image!"
And what the queen would be shown is none other than a bobble head figure, with it's head quite exaggerated. While crude in it's making, it has some sense of... charm to it. It at least functions. ❞
♕ → Oh dear he’s back. The queen stiffens up tight, like the sound of their voice was a jumpscare, darting her head left to right before she realizes the voice is standing behind her. Cobalt blue lips part into a toothy, metal smile. “ * Oh Goodie, Bergly, Perfect. Good. You Have Found me. So Wonderful And Smart, Hello. What Object Am I Being Subjected To Now, I Am So Excited. ”
She offers her gloved hand, and placed into it is their latest gift. And her forced grin softens. “ * Oh? It Is Just... Me. ” She examines it all over, even looking at the bottom of it. “ * It Is Just Me And No You With Fictionalized Muscles Cradling Me In Your Arms?? ... And You Made This? ”
She flicks the head. She must admit, it’s... fun. They’re given a more earnest smile this time. “ * Thank You, Birgy. I Feel My Friendship Level Increasing. Let Us Meld It Onto The Hood Of My Car. ” She will willingly spend time with him. For at least a little while...
Anonymous sent: ❝ How did you meet Tasque Manager and Swatch? If it’s not too personal to share, of course. ❞
♕ → “ * Ohhhhhhhhhh What An Excellent Question... It Is Not Classified Information, At All. I Will Access My Furthest Dated Memory Files For You. ” She then proceeds to down her entire glass. “ * They Are Some Of My Oldest And Dearest Subjects, After All. I Have Known Them Long Before The Dark Worlds Were Even Sealed. They Were Pre-Installed Into My Very Operating System. Tasque Was Just A Kitten Then, But That Was Totally Fine Because What Needed Managing Most Was The Maice And Their Clicking. ” She trills a laugh.
“ * With Every User And With Every Internet Download And Research Paper, My Knowledge Would Grow As More And More Data Began To Process And New Programs Introduced Themselves. And With Dear Swatch, And All My Darling Swatchlings, Together We Would Design A Shining City Of All That Has Collected Here. And He Is A Pretty Sweet Digital Artist TBH, ( Objectively ). I Can Barely Draw A Stick Figure LMAO. I’m More Of A... Advanced Calculus And Computer Engineering Kind Of Person. But Anyways-- We’re Besties. ”
Anonymous sent: ❝ What would you do if someone tried to force a kiss on you? ❞
⇨ Her... impossibly flexible eye screens raise one brow, the red letters on her screen blinking for emphasis. She shrugs and leans back in her throne. “ * I Can’t Compute Being That Stupid For Multiple Reasons But LMAO, Ok. Now Searching Image Results For.... Acid Induced Facial Disfigureme-- Oh God. Oh No. Ouch. Oofies. That’s Rough. That’s Never Going To Heal. Totally Not Safe For Work... Don’t Ever Make Me Show You IRL, OK? Ew. ”
Anonymous sent: ❝ So, question, Queen... are you familiar with an individual that was constantly talking about ‘Chaos, Chaos’? ❞
⇨ “ * Processing... Match Not Found, Accessing Long Term Database.... Hmmmmm Ok, Uh? Sorry LOL? My Best Result Is This Funny Little Guy I Knew Way Way Way Back? He Was Such A Little Guy. He Was The Only One Who Laughed At My Computerized Humor. But He Had A Verbal Tick As Described? He Would Repeat His Words Like That, I Mean. It Only Made Him Funnier. I Do Not Believe He Ever Spoke The Words “ Chaos, Chaos ” To Me Though, But That’s The Best I Got. How’s That, Dear, Any Help? ”
Nonchalant, the queen swirls the slightly smoking liquid in her grasp. “ * Wonder What That Guy Is Up To Now, TBH. ”
(( For Queen’s voice I am stuck between GLaDOS, White Diamond, and Jessie from Team Rocket of all people and none of them are similar but honestly I sincerely cannot decide dfshjlkgsdf ))
Anonymous sent: ❝ Hey Queen what are your plans when you do get world domination?? ❞
♕ → She guffaws and flourishes out her hand. “ * I Wll Continue To Do Queen-ish Things Of Course. What Else Would A Unit Designed To Ensure Optimal Outcomes Do But Continue That Thing I Just Said? ” A hologram of the planet appears in her very hands, cradled like a mother would. A little label appears to point at it, clarifying this is what the Lightner world looks like, so she has come to understand.
“ * I Will Maintain My Perfect And Beautiful World Of Darkness. ” She flutters her hand. “ * While You, Silly Children, May Frolick Freely With Butterflies Or Whatever. ”
