Will squee at random!

Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little... Just an introvert raised by extroverts from a long line of crazy! Half of what I say is opinion, and a solid quantity is bull shit. I leave it to you to decide what is which.

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

It could be either one of them

[dictearchive]

[tb-png]

Id like to imagine he uses the poor baby as a ranting and yapping buddy LOL

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

[sagasolejma]

[deathcastlvr2]

I forgot my AirPod died and this blasted at full volume 😭💔

[sagasolejma]

LMAO

[asparklethatisblue]

i know people make fun of adults watching kids shows, and some of the over the top gentle parenting stuff. but a) I think if media for kids is really well made then obviously adults might enjoy it too, that's a good thing. and b) it's actually helpful sometimes? Some kids media is based on current child development research, and it features adult characters acting kindly and based on that research.

I was raised by pretty emotionally immature people, I know that hitting and yelling is wrong. I wouldn't know what to do instead. I don't know how to interact with children naturally, some of those silly kids shows actually genuinely helped me figure out how to resolve tantrums or deal with my baby brother properly. Parenting or being good with kids isn't instinctive, if you didn't grow up with a good example how would you know? It's dumb but Bluey genuinely gave me a few ideas of what to do when a small child is acting up. I mean damn, even just learning that tantrums aren't something children do out of spite was a revelation to me, how would I know how to fix that situation if I had never seen or heard other adults do it kindly

[mainnalle]

Bluey's really good for that.

Also, it contains subtext that the kids don't notice, but the adults do.

Onsie is the saddest Bluey episode I have seen. Because my Mum had three miscarriages in a row and went through a serious mental breakdown about it.

Similarly to Bluey's aunt.

[possumtion]

Batfam head turn around

Full image under cut

[novelconcepts]

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

[nyukaart]

Monthly comic is here! (Ignore that I didn't post one for the last two months (I've been going through something))

[squidem]

Dickie boy 🩵

[tha-star]

Jon: I think it got to the point where I had to introduce Damian as my boyfriend to my friends.

Kon: Oh, why do you think that? You told me that you two had decided to tell them little by little.

Jon: Well... judging by the gifts he's been giving me, like delivering flowers to my work at least every week, new clothes, fancy watches, trying to give me a new cell phone after seeing the cracked screen protector on mine... My friends are convinced I'm dating an old man and he's my sugar daddy!

Kon: Oh! It's a really complicated situation, but... that would only solve one of those problems, Jon.

Jon: What do you mean?

*Kon answers a call*

Bart: Hey, Tim's boy toy—

*Kon hangs up*

Jon: ...

Kon: ...

Jon: ...

Kon: At least they'll know you're not dating an old man.

[poetrylesbian]

literally crying laughing at this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i'd kinda assumed there was more alpaca in an alpaca

[mainnalle]

Nah, like sheep, they're mostly wool...

[probuccalfat]

[busty-shackleford]

I agree tbh!

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: What type of guys do you prefer?

Bernard: My boyfriend.

Stephanie, to Kon: And what type of guys do you prefer?

Kon: Bernard's boyfriend.

[stillnotsquashed]

Stephanie: Do you ever think about why Bruce managed to go ten years without taking in another kid when he had Dick and now he adopts a kid every over Tuesday?

Jason: Its because Dick was the golden boy and now Bruce is vainly searching for someone he loves as much as him.

Tim: Maybe he was just using that decade as a trial run to see how a side kick adjusted to becoming a fully fledged vigilante? And once Dick proved the concept he went all in?

Barbara: I think you'll find that Dick’s foster file essentially had 'Does not play well with others' stamped on the front. Bruce once brought Clark back to Gotham after he was turned into a kid and Dick caught sight of a black haired blue eyed kid on his turf and tried to squash him with the giant penny.

[noodles-and-tea]

Seems about right

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[lexandwich-the-great]

Headcanon that when someone gets injured during a fight, (the clearly underaged) Robin at the time sometimes run into the nearest convenience store and buys vodka to clean the wound~

Imagine.......When Dick is Robin, he gets into a fight with a group of gangsters, and a civilian gets injured. Panicking, Dick runs into the nearest convenience store, looking for something to clean the wound with. Naturally, the workers are very confused as to why a little boy in a brightly coloured costume is attempting to buy a bottle of vodka. They eventually sell it to him on the grounds of "Batman would probably beat us into a pulp if we said no."

Over the years, this happens several more times, even continuing whenever there's a new Robin. Convenience store workers in Gotham have gotten so used to brightly coloured children coming in and purchasing alcohol that when a new person starts working at one of the stores, no one even thinks to explain what the hell is going on.

---

Store Manager: —and last but not least, remember to ask for an ID before selling alcohol to anyone who might be underage.

New Employee: understood.

Robin: *enters, in full costume and covered in blood. walks to the back on the store, before returning and placing a bottle of vodka on the counter with a thud*

Store Manager: *immediately begins ringing him up*

Store Manager, smiling: that'll be $20.

Robin: *hands over the money and leaves with his bottle of vodka*

New Employee: ...

New Employee: ......

New Employee: ........that was a child. That was a child in a Halloween costume. You just sold alcohol to a child in a Halloween costume.

Store Manager: oh yeah, that's Robin. We don't actually know how old he is.

[mainnalle]

*drops essential tags*