Not Your Babe

Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.

[maispasavectoi]

Shout out to whoever returned the paycheck I lost today. I hope you get everything you deserve and I also hope you don’t murder me in my sleep tonight now that you have my address.

[icetsvu]

[bidoctor]

[wolf-hybrid]

America is built on racism, slavery and genocide and literally continues to exploit this in every sphere of existence.

[millennialhag-deactivated201907]

the golden ratio on a golden boy

[klimtsonianunofficial]

my mood going into 2018

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[digivolvin]

“i would’ve liked it if it wasn’t a musical” i’m sorry god made u without music in ur heart and choreographed dance numbers in ur soul

[narceotic]

[mediamattersforamerica]

A must-watch: MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle reminds everyone of the known sexual assault accusations against Donald Trump, one by one, in detail.

[ruinedchildhood]

[cemeterey]

[lovelikemountains]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

[actionables]

my brain or as I like to call it, the suffer contraption

[silverhawk]

i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

[silverhawk]

i was watching a moth fly around my room and decided to turn on my tv and the first thing that came on screen was a court room scene of a law and order episode and i got fucking whiplash 

[adelinapalloshi]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE