Fluffy Chicken (Mai)

I write fluff not tragedies

[maithefluffychicken]

My commissions are open again!!! 10 slots for the last 15 days of August!!!

DnD characters and monsters, scenic landscapes, fanart, NSFW allowed! Just DM me here or there: X and Instagram!

☕️buy me a coffee || INPRNT

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[dailyjoekeery]

"I feel like I would name this cat Blue, because his eyes are blue."

[slutforpumpkins]

he always looks so concerned

[slutforpumpkins]

hellllo sirrrrr

[mai-col]

Ah, yes, more niche Old Men Yaoi nobody asked for.

(also, I partially blame @bluraaven, because their fic, Wherefore, Heroism? , might be one of my favorite fics ever.)

[mai-col]

(morning reblog)

[writing-prompt-s]

You're a Demon Hunter. A rather good one. Unfortunately, a demon has possessed your husband's body. You know it's your duty to kill the demon and free him. But he's way sweeter and kinder than your annoying pos of a husband. He loves cooking and he actually likes your hobbies. Don't fall in love!

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[shencomix]

[luna-azzurra]

When a Character Is Grieving Someone They Never Got to Say Goodbye To

✧ They talk about the person in past tense… then correct themselves. Then stop talking entirely.

✧ They touch things that belonged to the person like they’re fragile, sacred, about to disappear.

✧ They hoard the last voicemail, last message, last anything. Play it. Don’t play it. Just knowing it exists hurts enough.

✧ They leave something untouched, an empty seat, a half-packed bag, a coffee order that isn’t theirs.

✧ They get irrationally angry when someone else seems to be “moving on.” As if forgetting is betrayal.

✧ They don’t let themselves cry all at once. It comes in pieces. Like they’re afraid too much grief will drown them.

✧ They over-apologize. For being quiet. For being distant. For not being okay.

✧ They become hyper-aware of time, dates, anniversaries, time zones, the exact moment everything ended.

✧ They get superstitious. Ritualistic. As if doing things "right" might reverse something.

✧ They smile when they talk about the person. But it’s brittle. And it never quite touches their eyes.

[mefis07]

I always come back to them in the summer 🍃We have less than a week to wait

[thecollectibles]

Mermay 1-10 by Christophe Young

[foolsfortune]

Wake up our favorite couple is talking about us!!!!!!

[bellilou42]

You, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares.

If you choose to care, then the universe cares.

If you don't, then it doesn't.

[Fantasy High - Brennan Lee Mulligan]

[einaudis]

Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

[snyggvur]

enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

on it boss!

[cipheramnesia]

[roboco-san]

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

[whereserpentswalk]

When you believe you are entitled to everything, someone not giving something to you feels like you're losing it. It's like when a certain type of man is denied sex.