Careful Who You Dance With

My name is Amy and I love Patrick Wolf, Parenthetical Girls, Pixies, Portlandia, pumpkin soup, peppermint tea, penguins and Paddy (my cat). My other interests may or may not begin with the letter P.

[definitelydope]

Rays | Benjamin Oldham

[broughttoyoubytheletterq-blog-d]

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

[theleeryone]

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

[broughttoyoubytheletterq-blog-d]

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

[ambermozo]

[simplistiic]

❀

[dylancarlsonsmustache]

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

[fullmetalfisting]

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

[endreal]

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

[soycrates]

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

[hashtagjustinisnotdead-blog]

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

[its-me-squaznik]

Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.

Kat  (via aranrhod)

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

[aluox]

I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

[ad-mira-tion]

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.

[billycraplan]

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

[coolboyclub-deactivated20140628]

Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.

[jchthys]

[hi]

i’ve been wondering lately what these little pockets on shirts that are always there should really be used for???

like are they for just for style

maybe i should put pens in them??

but then i realized it..

BABY HEDGEHOG HOLDER

[summonerxi]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS

[pencilcozy]

I NEED A BABY HEDGEHOG HOLDER. AND A BABY HEDGEHOG.

[threewords-youaregood]

Amazing posters from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s “Know the Line” campaign which aims to prevent and reduce the harm of sexual harassment in Australian workplaces. 

Check their page out at https://knowtheline.humanrights.gov.au/ 

[manda]

What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5?

[ukulady]

believefantasticthings:

vie-boheme:

queeeriosity:

a-terrible-mess:

thatllwork:

It took me forever to finally get it, but when I did I felt incredibly bright! lol 

omg I’m going to explode. I need to get this.

I got it on the second time reading it, haha. I win forever!

I don’t get it and its been driving me insane all day. Put me out of my misery someone!

[theforce]

a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick so he shot people like that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014.. we can put people on the moon but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body. 

[bagelr-blog]

Warning Major Spoiler!