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Spooky Boys as vines

Shane

FRE SHA VACA DO

What’s your name “yes”

We’re too famous

WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY

Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself

Drew

That was legitness

Ha ha..I do that

aaAAAAAAA…..gONNA SWIING

Whaddup I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read

It’s vinegar..pussy

Garret

I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

is that a doG- heY! WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE

Heheheheh….Ryan!!

Guac!!! Amole!!

It’s not a sock!! It’s a person!!

Ryland

AAAA!! I coulda dropped my croissant!!

Move I’m gay!

lIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO BAG??

I don’t care that you broke your elbow

Road work ahead?? Uh, yeah I sure hope it does

talkdrarrytome

jeremymybuddy

Stupid stuff I’ve heard at school- bmc edition

Michael, messing with a laptop webcam: do you think the government is looking up my nose right now?

Jeremy:

Michael, whispering : hello? Government??

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Jake, to Jeremy: your laugh says amusement but your face says crippling depression

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Rich: when alcohol levels get high, chairs become friends and friends have good times

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Jenna, taking a sip of juice: that’s some strong shit

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Chloe: what happens when you touch a gay person?

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Rich: I’m not gay I just like sticking stuff up my ass

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Jake, walking up to Michael and Rich: what are you guys talking about?

Rich: Satan better use a lot of lube

Jake: nevermind

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Chloe: I gotta stop sucking dick. It’s a problem.

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Christine: I was summoned by the power of musical theatre

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Jeremy: I’m that greasy Twinkie you get from Wal-Mart

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Chloe: your makeup is like.. flaking, shit

Brooke: I’m a flaky shit

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Jeremy: It’s either a threesome or nothing

Michael: Okay

Rich: Okay

Jeremy: ..okay

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Micheal : Is one not allowed to thirst?

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~Bonus squip~

There is no hatred stronger than self hatred

Ty: shit

Julian: [flips table]

Julian: wHO THE FUCK TAUGHT HIM THAT?!

mostawesomepineapple

JULIAN BLACKTHORN DESERVES BETTER!

This boy lost his mother when he was 10

Had to kill his own dad whom he loved only 2 years later

Lost his older brother and sister

Was forced to grow up WAAAAAYYYY too young

Had raised a family of 4- one of them being a toddler

Was made to run an institute at the age of 12 with no help whatsoever since it was meant to be a secret because otherwise his family would be torn apart

Fell in love with his parabatai

Had the curse looming over him and Emma the whole entire time

When he finally got his brother back, he had to deal with Mark being broken at the start

Nearly died in his own car because of a poisoned arrow if it weren’t for Emma (honestly I love her) and the parabatai curse

Was whipped and then had to deal with Emma being whipped and unconscious when he woke up

Was betrayed by his “friend” Malcolm

Had to have his heart broken by his parabatai broken so that she could protect him

Has yet another child to look after

Had met Zara and the cohort

Witnessed the death of his uncle

Had his little sister, who he loves more than himself die in his arms.

And lets not forget how lonely he would have been when Emma went out on dates.

He is most likely going to go through a dark path in QoAaD which might result in his death.

Has he not suffered enough?

medikame

MARRY CHRISTMAS!

Malec and kids at christmas morning

My present for @barteksilver , thank you again!!

yourlocalilliterate

The fuck you mean it isn’t canon?

carlaisdepressed-blog

Deh characters as things I heard in class

Jared: “I can play the harmonica with my ass”

Connor: (clearly stoned) “dude if they can legalize marijuana and gay marriage, they can legalize marrying weed. I want to have a weeding”

Evan: “oh no I can’t do that my anxi- I mean mom says no.”

Alana: (walking out of room) “This clas doesn’t deserve my 4.0 gpa. I’m going to take my iltellengece else where. see you the fuck later.”

Zoe: “my brother only masturbates and smokes weed,I wish I was an only child”

Larry: (after telling the birth story of his first son) “and that’s when my life took a turn for the fucking worse.”

James: *highlights an entire page of notes*

Matthew: bro, you know you're only supposed to highlight the important ones

James: *makes a highlight mark on Matthew's arm*

Matthew: why'd you do that, bro?

James: because you're important to me, bro

Matthew: B R O

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They wandered through the stalls of the Shadow Market. Brother Zachariah was searching for one warlock in particular, who had sent a message saying that he might be of some help. “Does Uncle Will know you are in London?” asked Matthew. “Are you going to see him? If Uncle Will finds out you were in London and did not come to call, and I knew about it, that will be curtains for me! Young life cut off in its prime. A bright flower of manhood withered untimely. You might think of me and my doom, Uncle Jem, you really might.” Might I? asked Brother Zachariah. It was fairly obvious what Matthew was angling to know. “It would also be very kind of you if you refrained from mentioning that you saw me at the Shadow Market?” Matthew wheedled, with his engaging smile and a distinct air of apprehension. Silent Brothers are terrible gossips as a rule, said Brother Zachariah. For you, though, Matthew, I will make an exception. “Thanks, Uncle Jem!” Matthew linked his arm with Jem’s. “I can see we are going to be great friends.” It must be a horrible contrast for the Market to behold, Jem thought, seeing this bright and happy boy hanging so carelessly off the arm of a Silent Brother, hooded and cloaked and all but shrouded in darkness. Matthew seemed blissfully unaware of the incongruity. I believe we will be, said Jem. “My cousin Anna says the Shadow Market is tremendous fun,” said Matthew happily. “Of course you know Anna. She’s always tremendous fun herself, and has the best taste in waistcoats in London. I met some very agreeable faeries who invited me, and I thought I would come see.”