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A side blog that I made for the stuff I'm too weak to rb on my main blog, lmao.
Mostly gonna be either NSFW or x reader stuff on here!
19 years old - she/her
Hiiii! This is my little side blog for stuff that I'm too embarrassed to rb on my main blog, lol. Mostly NSFT stuff since I prefer to keep my main blogs fairly SFW, but also some x reader content that I don't wanna jumpscare my friends with, lol.
Some extra info:
This is (obviously) an 18+ blog! Minors please DNI!
I am currently 19 years old.
I go by she/her pronouns.
I am bisexual :3c
I have a strange attraction to non-human short kings, lmao. Give me a man that's literally half my height and a Don Quixote type personality and I am immediately WHIPPED, lmaooo.
I'm still too shy to directly link my normal and art blogs on here, but if you'd like to know about them, feel free to shoot me a PM! I might not always share it, but I never mind people asking about it :]
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THAT'S IT I'm making a freaky Amongi headcanons post
(WARNING: 18+ content below the cut!)
I'm taking inspiration from a couple of different things for this one;
I used this post by cuwupi as a basis - I really love the idea that reproduction for crewmates being partially plant-based.
I also used this post on R34 by mcinns as inspiration for what the buds on their backs would look like. I just thought that the way they drew it was SO pretty, so that got me thinking about reproduction for them looking oddly beautiful.
Anyways, I thought that it'd be cool to take things one step further and make them basically plant-based creatures rather than mammals. I know that contradicts a lot of the stuff though (like them having blood and bones), but my best explanation is that their bodies evolved to mimic actual animals super closely for basically everything, making them a total biological wonder.
(I'm still not 100% sure on that though, so there's a chance that I might retcon the whole plant idea in the future.)
Anyways here's the REAL freak shit, lmao. I mostly just ripped off myself since this is basically just a variation of my Hollow Knight headcanons that I made about a year back.
Their penises are generally pretty rigid when hard, but they're still noticeably squishier than a human. I also thought it'd be cool if they had a wide variety of flowery bits that unfurled when aroused, so I added those too.
Uhhhhh some extra notes that I wasn't able to fit in anywhere:
The buds on their backs can handle a LOT of pressure and manhandling normally - they're very malleable. This means that adding in a ton of weight to their packs doesn't really affect the buds all that much (outside of regular back-related weight issues).
During sprouting (aka pregnancy) however, they have to be WAY more conscious about the weight of their packs since both the bud and sprout becomes more fragile. They can't even wear their packs at all in the later stages, instead switching to their equivalent of a maternity dress (a gown that covers both their back and crotch areas).
Normally the buds stay closed, even with the packs removed, but they bloom open when aroused. While the outside of the petals don't really feel anything, the inside can be pretty sensitive (especially towards the center), acting as an extra erogenous zone during sex.
As a way to expand a bit more upon my previous headcanon post, I thought it'd be interesting to try and come up with takes on every member of the Skeld crew (complete with notes)!
(WARNING: 18+ content below the cut! Minors please DNI!)
First of all, Red! Their flower is fairly small compared to most crewmates, even when in full bloom. They're kind of embarrassed by it, but crewmate beauty standards for flowers specifically is more focused on aesthetic appeal rather than size.
I think I messed up the sizing a bit here, but I like to imagine that Red's penis is around average-sized as well! Maybe a bit thinner and longer, but not by a whole lot.
All in all, they're pretty average... visually speaking. Do you remember in the other post how crewmates' genitals showing while they have their packs on is very rare?
Red is ABSOLUTELY one of those people, lmao. Just imagine Purple absolutely blowing up at them, just full yelling and degrading, only to stop dead in their tracks because Red just popped a stiffie. Red finds is SUPER humiliating whenever it happens (in a hot way).
Purple is also very average, tbh. They have a couple extra bumps on their junk, but other than that, it's nothing super out of the ordinary for crewmates.
The only thing of note really is their stamen (the little dangly bits) on their flower. For most crewmates they're almost like feathers, super light and airy. For Purple though, the red balls are more like berries or seeds in material and can knock against each other noisily when shaken around.
SMALL DICK BLUE MY BELOVED <3 I was inspired by the fic "Blue's Small Flaw" for this (which is a super good and cool Blime fic you all should read right now)
They're suuuuuuper embarrassed by it and it's a bit more sensitive than average. Please handle them and their emotions with care.
Anyways, besides that, they're very handsome as always. Their pussy and flower are both considered super pretty by crewmate standards. I also like to imagine that, while crewmate's flowers and genitals normally have a floral scent, it's stronger and more soothing with Blue.
As a crewmate, Green is SUPER shy about sex and gets flustered easily. They're a bit of a freak with their flower, having some more intense or humiliating fantasies about it (ex: they might fantasize about their pedals getting pulled off, even though they know that it would be super painful and dangerous in reality).
Their penis is also a lot shorter than average, but is super girthy, so it ends up looking more like a seed or a squash. Their pussy is also much more puffy and squishy than normal.
Green absolutely WILL turn beet red the moment you start teasing them about any of this, lmao.
All things considered, White is also considered very pretty among crewmates, especially their flower. They take great care to keep their pedals glossy and fragrant (though, the smell is noticeably more artificial when compared to Blue, who has a pleasant and strong smell naturally).
Their penis is very long, but also thin and probably a bit more delicate than usual. The little bumps towards the tip are suuuuuper sensitive for them - they feel too embarrassed to admit it upfront, so they try to play it casual and pretend that they're not starting to absolutely lose their mind whenever those bumps are teased (they're not very good at it).
BIG DICK CYAN MY BELOVED <3 This one was 100% inspired by Banana's Top Cyan post, lol. This thing is damn near double the length of average and three times the girth. Good luck getting any of it to fit.
I also like to imagine that, with there being such a wide variety of available colors and shapes for a crewmates flower and junk to take on, that there's some superstitions and old wives tales that have been circling around for a long while that Cyan might buy into.
For example, the fact that one of the two colors is so similar to their body color means that they're very self-sufficient and confident! The color in general also means that they're a very peaceful and empathetic person.
The geogem fanatic inside of me wants to say that some of these superstitions say that the colors of ones flower can also indicate the color of their soulmate, lmao.
Black actually has a super rare form of flower! While the vast majority of crewmates have their flowers perpendicular and flat on their backs, Black has theirs dangling downwards! While most people with this find it a bit embarrassing, Black is honestly pretty happy with this part of themself. As a matter of fact, they're pretty proud of their body in general!
Their penis is somewhat short and girthy, but other than that, it's pretty normal. They absolutely have at least a handful of piercings on them and are planning on getting more, though.
Ok, Lime has a few interesting things going on with them.
First off, their flower. They used to have two sets of pedals (a smaller set hidden in the back and the second main set) and a pair of stamen that were long enough to reach the floor. They got rid of their smaller set of pedals several years back due to faith-based reasons (kind of like circumcision ig?).
However, as their mental health began to steadily decline and they became more of a conspiracy theorist, they started to grow paranoid of anything that could be used against them. For example, what if they were getting hunted by a flock of gremlins in the vents without their pack on and one of them grabbed their stamen?
This led to them ripping them off and damaging their main set of pedals in a very unsafe manner one day. While their condition has stabilized and they're doing a lot better now, their flower can still ache and feels far more sensitive. Unless you have some delicate hands and really know what you're doing to make their flower feel good, try to avoid touching it in general.
On a much more lighthearted note though, the only other noticeable thing is the large bulge in the underside of their penis. It has a bumpier texture compared to the smooth, almost slime-like feel of the rest of it. I'd imagine that Lime really likes to get teased with teeth there (or even having it get straight up bit).
Yellow's flower and junk is honestly rather simple compared to most other crewmates. They used to be a bit more shy and embarrassed about it in the past, but nowadays they're fairly confident in their body.
Their penis is a bit more on the short and girthy side, but the segmented bumps feel real nice going in. Since they only have two large pedals for their flower, I also like to imagine that they like it when their partner smooths a hand over them, trying to feel as much surface area as possible. It's not anything super intense, but it's nice foreplay.
Other than that, there really isn't anything else of note.
Another fairly average crewmate. Brown's flower is fairly small, but it doesn't bother them.
I'd imagine that Brown is the type of person who's fairly confident in the events leading up to getting in bed with somebody, but ends up being super easy to fluster once it actually starts.
While they do well in both submissive and dominant roles, they tend to lean a bit more submissive naturally. Tug at the pedals around the base of their cock and they'll listen to everything you say, lol.
And finally, my absolute darling Orange!! Both their flower and junk are fairly uncommon, but not by a whole lot.
Their flower sticks up and out from their back a decent amount, and the tips of their pedals are more sensitive than usual. The weird half-hood on their penis is pretty unusual as well, but they've grown to feel confident in it. They loooooove getting teased in-between and under the seams for it :3c
Orange in general strikes me as the type of person who talks about how much they want a classical romance before sex and would love to have a bed covered in rose pedals for something fairly vanilla, but regularly fantasizes about freaky shit, lol.
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WOOF that was a lot to cover! Everything about this post took me ages, lol (according to Procreate's data, the art took me about 10 hours and I made all of it in just a couple of days. my hand hurts oops).
I'm hoping to use these designs in future art (and possibly fics if I ever get off my ass for them), but I'll probably simplify them a bit to avoid going insane, lol. (I may have gotten a LITTLE bit lost in the sauce here)
rbing this post to let y'all know that I added in the fic that inspired my headcanon for Blue! It's called "Blue's Small Flaw" (thank you to @simply-artsy for finding it!!)
intersex is just any deviation from the average sex standard, since all of them have "both" they would be referred to as dualsex! so since blacks flower is rare by definition they would be intersex :D /info
this made me happy as an intersex person to see things like this even in dualsex species! its refreshing!
/vpos btw!
oooo, I see! I hadn't considered Black's flower making them intersex for a crewmate before, but that's actually really cool idea! The thought of large differences deviations in a crewmate's flower being their form of intersex is a super fun worldbuilding concept - I think I wanna explore that a bit more in the future now 👀
This is also making me think about Black being intersex as a human as well, and I honestly think I'm in love with that headcanon now <3
Thank you so much for your kind words and info!! :D
the way you made black (and some of the others) intersex coded made me (an intersex person) very happy! :D
Thank you so much for your kind words! 💕
I thought it would be fun to make crewmates as a whole all intersex, but a part of me was worried about doing something wrong in the process (I am cisgender, so I don't know about this as intimately as some other might). I'm hoping to know more while working on this blog :]
pretty sensitive, especially around the thinner and more delicate petals under the bigger ones. give those a little twist or press your nail into one a little and they'll go crazyyyy 💕
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YOOOO I absolutely love it!! Their flower is so pretty omg,, they're such a cutie :3c
I wanted to doodle them a bit! Hope you don't mind!
black’s flower looking like a broken heart ohhh it’s peak. it’s so peak. also fellow geogemhead hello 👋
Why thank you! Cyan seems to find Blacks flower rather pretty, too :]
Fun fact: Black's flower is directly based off of the Bleeding Heart flower!
I wanted to keep everybody's flowers vague by taking traits from multiple different irl flowers and mushing them together, but I found these to be so cool that I just couldn't resist copying them over for Black (and also I was starting to run out of ideas towards the end, lmao)
Hello to my little masterlist! Since some of my posts so far have been tying in with each other so far, I thought it'd be a good idea to have a spot to help keep things organized.
As a way to expand a bit more upon my previous headcanon post, I thought it'd be interesting to try and come up with takes on every member of the Skeld crew (complete with notes)!
(WARNING: 18+ content below the cut! Minors please DNI!)
First of all, Red! Their flower is fairly small compared to most crewmates, even when in full bloom. They're kind of embarrassed by it, but crewmate beauty standards for flowers specifically is more focused on aesthetic appeal rather than size.
I think I messed up the sizing a bit here, but I like to imagine that Red's penis is around average-sized as well! Maybe a bit thinner and longer, but not by a whole lot.
All in all, they're pretty average... visually speaking. Do you remember in the other post how crewmates' genitals showing while they have their packs on is very rare?
Red is ABSOLUTELY one of those people, lmao. Just imagine Purple absolutely blowing up at them, just full yelling and degrading, only to stop dead in their tracks because Red just popped a stiffie. Red finds is SUPER humiliating whenever it happens (in a hot way).
Purple is also very average, tbh. They have a couple extra bumps on their junk, but other than that, it's nothing super out of the ordinary for crewmates.
The only thing of note really is their stamen (the little dangly bits) on their flower. For most crewmates they're almost like feathers, super light and airy. For Purple though, the red balls are more like berries or seeds in material and can knock against each other noisily when shaken around.
SMALL DICK BLUE MY BELOVED <3 I was inspired by the fic "Blue's Small Flaw" for this (which is a super good and cool Blime fic you all should read right now)
They're suuuuuuper embarrassed by it and it's a bit more sensitive than average. Please handle them and their emotions with care.
Anyways, besides that, they're very handsome as always. Their pussy and flower are both considered super pretty by crewmate standards. I also like to imagine that, while crewmate's flowers and genitals normally have a floral scent, it's stronger and more soothing with Blue.
As a crewmate, Green is SUPER shy about sex and gets flustered easily. They're a bit of a freak with their flower, having some more intense or humiliating fantasies about it (ex: they might fantasize about their pedals getting pulled off, even though they know that it would be super painful and dangerous in reality).
Their penis is also a lot shorter than average, but is super girthy, so it ends up looking more like a seed or a squash. Their pussy is also much more puffy and squishy than normal.
Green absolutely WILL turn beet red the moment you start teasing them about any of this, lmao.
All things considered, White is also considered very pretty among crewmates, especially their flower. They take great care to keep their pedals glossy and fragrant (though, the smell is noticeably more artificial when compared to Blue, who has a pleasant and strong smell naturally).
Their penis is very long, but also thin and probably a bit more delicate than usual. The little bumps towards the tip are suuuuuper sensitive for them - they feel too embarrassed to admit it upfront, so they try to play it casual and pretend that they're not starting to absolutely lose their mind whenever those bumps are teased (they're not very good at it).
BIG DICK CYAN MY BELOVED <3 This one was 100% inspired by Banana's Top Cyan post, lol. This thing is damn near double the length of average and three times the girth. Good luck getting any of it to fit.
I also like to imagine that, with there being such a wide variety of available colors and shapes for a crewmates flower and junk to take on, that there's some superstitions and old wives tales that have been circling around for a long while that Cyan might buy into.
For example, the fact that one of the two colors is so similar to their body color means that they're very self-sufficient and confident! The color in general also means that they're a very peaceful and empathetic person.
The geogem fanatic inside of me wants to say that some of these superstitions say that the colors of ones flower can also indicate the color of their soulmate, lmao.
Black actually has a super rare form of flower! While the vast majority of crewmates have their flowers perpendicular and flat on their backs, Black has theirs dangling downwards! While most people with this find it a bit embarrassing, Black is honestly pretty happy with this part of themself. As a matter of fact, they're pretty proud of their body in general!
Their penis is somewhat short and girthy, but other than that, it's pretty normal. They absolutely have at least a handful of piercings on them and are planning on getting more, though.
Ok, Lime has a few interesting things going on with them.
First off, their flower. They used to have two sets of pedals (a smaller set hidden in the back and the second main set) and a pair of stamen that were long enough to reach the floor. They got rid of their smaller set of pedals several years back due to faith-based reasons (kind of like circumcision ig?).
However, as their mental health began to steadily decline and they became more of a conspiracy theorist, they started to grow paranoid of anything that could be used against them. For example, what if they were getting hunted by a flock of gremlins in the vents without their pack on and one of them grabbed their stamen?
This led to them ripping them off and damaging their main set of pedals in a very unsafe manner one day. While their condition has stabilized and they're doing a lot better now, their flower can still ache and feels far more sensitive. Unless you have some delicate hands and really know what you're doing to make their flower feel good, try to avoid touching it in general.
On a much more lighthearted note though, the only other noticeable thing is the large bulge in the underside of their penis. It has a bumpier texture compared to the smooth, almost slime-like feel of the rest of it. I'd imagine that Lime really likes to get teased with teeth there (or even having it get straight up bit).
Yellow's flower and junk is honestly rather simple compared to most other crewmates. They used to be a bit more shy and embarrassed about it in the past, but nowadays they're fairly confident in their body.
Their penis is a bit more on the short and girthy side, but the segmented bumps feel real nice going in. Since they only have two large pedals for their flower, I also like to imagine that they like it when their partner smooths a hand over them, trying to feel as much surface area as possible. It's not anything super intense, but it's nice foreplay.
Other than that, there really isn't anything else of note.
Another fairly average crewmate. Brown's flower is fairly small, but it doesn't bother them.
I'd imagine that Brown is the type of person who's fairly confident in the events leading up to getting in bed with somebody, but ends up being super easy to fluster once it actually starts.
While they do well in both submissive and dominant roles, they tend to lean a bit more submissive naturally. Tug at the pedals around the base of their cock and they'll listen to everything you say, lol.
And finally, my absolute darling Orange!! Both their flower and junk are fairly uncommon, but not by a whole lot.
Their flower sticks up and out from their back a decent amount, and the tips of their pedals are more sensitive than usual. The weird half-hood on their penis is pretty unusual as well, but they've grown to feel confident in it. They loooooove getting teased in-between and under the seams for it :3c
Orange in general strikes me as the type of person who talks about how much they want a classical romance before sex and would love to have a bed covered in rose pedals for something fairly vanilla, but regularly fantasizes about freaky shit, lol.
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WOOF that was a lot to cover! Everything about this post took me ages, lol (according to Procreate's data, the art took me about 10 hours and I made all of it in just a couple of days. my hand hurts oops).
I'm hoping to use these designs in future art (and possibly fics if I ever get off my ass for them), but I'll probably simplify them a bit to avoid going insane, lol. (I may have gotten a LITTLE bit lost in the sauce here)
hjkghhhh what. If. human calls up a friend or two adn they tag team a crewmate . Wgat if,.,,
One human is already pretty much unmanageable for a crewmate. By default, we're bigger and stronger than them, they just do not stand a chance. Any more than one is a crowd, but I don't think it'd take much convincing to get them to try anyways… Crewmates are naturally slutty curious like that.
I can imagine it so vividly… An overwhelmed, already fucked out crewmate struggling to give your fellow humans a handjob while you have them bouncing on your lap.
Or them getting sandwiched, becoming the ultimate fucktoy for two lucky people: getting fucked by and fucking a human at the same time.
Or getting fucked by two humans at the same time. I'm a firm believer that crewmates are pliable and stretchy, so I'm convinced they can take AT THE VERY LEAST two dicks at once. Maybe even three. We need to find out, for science...
It is also IMPERATIVE you bukakke your local crewmates. It's good for their health. Specially if you cover their back in cum. You know what they say, pollinate the flower and stuff. They really like it. Makes them feel pregnant even though that's definitely not how it works... or is it?
I also invite you to imagine… The opposite. Crewmates tag-teaming you.
One crewmate is completely doable, no biggie. Two is a little complicated, but mostly because of how demanding they can get. Three IS a workout, but, honestly, that's the perfect amount of crewmates to fuck. You'll probably start struggling at four, and five can definitely take control away from you. They'll unionize just to dom you.
If you're fucking six crewmates, no, you're not. Six crewmates are fucking YOU, there's a difference.
Seven? If you're willing to do that many, how about you do the whole crew instead at that point? You know, no bean left behind and shit. They WILL run a train of you if you let them, but, honestly, they'd be down to less civilized methods: I'm picturing an whole ass orgy, like in the series.
Just think about that. Being surrounded by ALL of them; not a single inch of your body untouched. There's SO MUCH going on at the same time: they'll use every and any part of you to pleasure themselves and you, each of them demanding your complete and absolute attention as if they're entitled to it (they are tho). They're totally gonna have you finger/stroke them, and are generally just going to rub it on whatever part of your body they can reach.
I think they'll get greedy about your mouth, because normal crewmates don't have any (that we know of?), so oral can become addicting to them really quickly. I'm imagining them whining over it mid fuck like "DAMN IT LIME you already came three times can you PLEASE lemme use their mouth now??????" and lime gonn be cumming down your throat a fourth time and still be like "no <3". There's definitely some whining involved, so you gotta be prepared to defuse the tension and make sure everyone gets their turn.
If you have a pussy, you betcha they're gonna use it until your womb is absolutely polluded by crewmate cum™ (you probably won't get pregnant from it. probably. we need to find out, for science... x2). Plus, as soon as they figure out what and where the clit is (they find it almost immediately because they're just SO curious about human anatomy), they're gonna torture you about it. Unintentional overstimation my beloved.
If you hace a dick, they'll milk you dry. Crewmates can't get enough of how big human dicks are. Once they try it, there's no coming back, they won't be satisfied by their own kind anymore. Since crewmates don't really have balls, they're gonna be pretty curious about those as well. So much fondling.
Your ass is getting destroyed no matter what. See a hole, fill a hole. They're not picky. Luckily, crewmate dicks are squishy and somewhat slimy, so it won't hurt for long.
Crewmates don't last very much at all, but most of them can cum several times in a row, and, even when they ARE satisfied, they might not leave the fuck pile™ right away, and stay to comfort you while the others are stil railing the leaving daylights out of you. Aren't they just a bunch of adorable, considerate sweethearts? <3
