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I WRITE FOR AMONG US SERIES AND AMONG US ON GUARD AND JUST ANYTHING AMONG US IF YOU GIMME ENOUGH CONTEXT. SEND ME A REQUEST NOW!!!!!!!
Yes, that's right, I'm #Horny for the Beans. I've succumbed to the curse and can no longer pretend normalcy. I want THEM SO BAD! Like, all of them? All of them! I NEED X READER STUFF IN THIS FANDOM AND I WILL WRITE IT MYSELF IF NO ONE ELSE DOES.
Obviously, this is an +18 space, SO NO MINORS ALLOWED. YOU WILL BE NUKED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH IF YOU INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG (and are a minor)
This is mostly for my HCs and horny ramblings, I'm not that confident in drawing porn yet (though that doesn't mean I won't try every once in a while). Content might be elegantly written or complete word vomit, no in-between.
I'll add warnings as stuff comes up, but, generally, watch out for:
Body horror and gore (written or drawn)
Toxic/abusive relationships
Noncon
tentacles :3
Sfw, tooth-rotting fluff
General faggotry idk
Everything will be tagged accordingly so people can opt out of stuff as need be.
I will also write completely sfw stuff from time to time, as I hinted at before.
hjkghhhh what. If. human calls up a friend or two adn they tag team a crewmate . Wgat if,.,,
One human is already pretty much unmanageable for a crewmate. By default, we're bigger and stronger than them, they just do not stand a chance. Any more than one is a crowd, but I don't think it'd take much convincing to get them to try anyways… Crewmates are naturally slutty curious like that.
I can imagine it so vividly… An overwhelmed, already fucked out crewmate struggling to give your fellow humans a handjob while you have them bouncing on your lap.
Or them getting sandwiched, becoming the ultimate fucktoy for two lucky people: getting fucked by and fucking a human at the same time.
Or getting fucked by two humans at the same time. I'm a firm believer that crewmates are pliable and stretchy, so I'm convinced they can take AT THE VERY LEAST two dicks at once. Maybe even three. We need to find out, for science...
It is also IMPERATIVE you bukakke your local crewmates. It's good for their health. Specially if you cover their back in cum. You know what they say, pollinate the flower and stuff. They really like it. Makes them feel pregnant even though that's definitely not how it works... or is it?
I also invite you to imagine… The opposite. Crewmates tag-teaming you.
One crewmate is completely doable, no biggie. Two is a little complicated, but mostly because of how demanding they can get. Three IS a workout, but, honestly, that's the perfect amount of crewmates to fuck. You'll probably start struggling at four, and five can definitely take control away from you. They'll unionize just to dom you.
If you're fucking six crewmates, no, you're not. Six crewmates are fucking YOU, there's a difference.
Seven? If you're willing to do that many, how about you do the whole crew instead at that point? You know, no bean left behind and shit. They WILL run a train of you if you let them, but, honestly, they'd be down to less civilized methods: I'm picturing an whole ass orgy, like in the series.
Just think about that. Being surrounded by ALL of them; not a single inch of your body untouched. There's SO MUCH going on at the same time: they'll use every and any part of you to pleasure themselves and you, each of them demanding your complete and absolute attention as if they're entitled to it (they are tho). They're totally gonna have you finger/stroke them, and are generally just going to rub it on whatever part of your body they can reach.
I think they'll get greedy about your mouth, because normal crewmates don't have any (that we know of?), so oral can become addicting to them really quickly. I'm imagining them whining over it mid fuck like "DAMN IT LIME you already came three times can you PLEASE lemme use their mouth now??????" and lime gonn be cumming down your throat a fourth time and still be like "no <3". There's definitely some whining involved, so you gotta be prepared to defuse the tension and make sure everyone gets their turn.
If you have a pussy, you betcha they're gonna use it until your womb is absolutely polluded by crewmate cum™ (you probably won't get pregnant from it. probably. we need to find out, for science... x2). Plus, as soon as they figure out what and where the clit is (they find it almost immediately because they're just SO curious about human anatomy), they're gonna torture you about it. Unintentional overstimation my beloved.
If you hace a dick, they'll milk you dry. Crewmates can't get enough of how big human dicks are. Once they try it, there's no coming back, they won't be satisfied by their own kind anymore. Since crewmates don't really have balls, they're gonna be pretty curious about those as well. So much fondling.
Your ass is getting destroyed no matter what. See a hole, fill a hole. They're not picky. Luckily, crewmate dicks are squishy and somewhat slimy, so it won't hurt for long.
Crewmates don't last very much at all, but most of them can cum several times in a row, and, even when they ARE satisfied, they might not leave the fuck pile™ right away, and stay to comfort you while the others are stil railing the leaving daylights out of you. Aren't they just a bunch of adorable, considerate sweethearts? <3
when it comes to the on guard crews we have lewd guard now but what about the actual crewmate behind the headset aka operator? that fortegreen looking fuck i need dominate them. while they maybe try to be more dom each time they enter the sim as guard but i need to pound their holes into oblivion (and also imp reader but that optional so you can ignore that)
Oh, they ARE fortegreen, aren't they?! I KNEW IT. I KNEW THEY WERE FORTEGREEN. I haven't see anyone else acknowledge that and I was going a little insane about it already... Anyways YES, ABSOLUTELY, LET'S FUCK THE OPERATOR 💯💯
warnings: noncon, dubcon to consensual.
The concept of Operator x Imp reader truly captivated me. I thought it could go in a few differents directions, but I couldn't choose what to give ya, so here is. Everything.
Despite how hard R&D is works to lower all kinds of Impostor-related statistics, the facility itself isn't really impostor proof by any means...
Side A (self indulgent):
This significant (but unsurprising) lack of foresight proved fatal when a catastrophic H.N.S. event (Hide 'N Seek) wiped out the whole department one day, without warning.
Those crewmates didn't stand a chance. They were all weak, vulnerable scientists, with no weapons, no safe place to hide at, nothing. You tore them all to absolute smithereens like your long-suppressed instincts demanded.
Everybody's dead, but you've never felt more alive.
Well, you got ALMOST everybody. Upon closer inspection, there's only single crewmate left. The one strapped to the huge Simulatuon Machine. That's Operator, blissfully unaware.
By now, you've mostly sated your thirst for blood. Eating them alive, while they have no idea what's going on, isn't something you're interested in anymore...
Instead, newfound urges overcome you. You feel a strange pull towards them, and indulge yourself without question.
In the simulation, Operator feels you. They're startled out of their mind; turn around to see no one and nothing there. Still, they feel your hands like phamtons all over their body. Somehow, they struggle to tell these feelings come from the real world...
It's just that their brain is a bit fried by now. Someone should've plugged them off the simulation a long while ago, but, due to death, it didn't happen, and now they're failing to recognize their real body as their own.
They put up with the stimulation for a bit, thinking it's maybe a side effect of all the coffee they didn't actually drink, but it only gets more intense the more you understand what your body is asking you for, until Operator suddenly finds themselves ripped off their little world of fantasy.
The world is swirling around in their visor, and they can't tell what the hell is going on, or who you are, or where they are... That doesn't discourage you at all. Not that it ever mattered to you in the first place.
Confused as they are, their body is pliant and relaxed. You're allowed to manhandle them as much as you want, put them in any position you prefer, and they can only babble incoherently about it.
When you slam yourself inside of them, they moan. All Operator knows is that it feels good. They can't really tell this is actually happening to them, can't recognize their own fortegreen body, so they're not even alarmed.
They aren't resisting, so you're don't have to be violent with them. It's a surprisingly sweet and easy mating for you, they're really receptive to it. Gotta wonder what kinds of things the simulation got them used to...
By the time they finally manage to come back to their senses, they'll be cumming their brains out too often to care about the details.
They're very much your propiety now. If you keep them nice and bred, they'll stay willing to forgive the murders. Completely lost in the sauce. Why would do crewmates even need to fight off impostors for? They're actually pretty good lovers... <3
Side B (this one aligns the most with what you requested!):
So, it turns out, the anti-impostor research team has an impostor in it.
Don't ask me how it happened, or when, or why you decided to actually work for Mira in the same department whose sole purpose is to eliminate your kind, but the matter of the fact is that you're there, completely undetected.
From this close, you've realized crewmates are lovely creatures, stupid and annoying as they can be. You don't want to kill them...
But sometimes it just happens. Sometimes you just really need a snack. Sometimes it's necessary.
Management is so incredibly proud to say that R&D has an exceptionally positive, thriving work enviroment. No incompetent fools, annoying know-it-alls or confrontational assholes. If the team doesn't vibe with a certain crewmate, they'll be gone before anyone can think to put in their complaints. Nobody questions it.
It's like removing bad weeds from a beautiful garden of your own making. You're just taking one from for the team. You're happy; they're happy; like this, you lived an ideal, peaceful life for the longest time... Until Operator came around.
It appears you're not all that slick after all. To be fair, you've certainly lowered your guard. Your coworkers are all used to your strange self, but the newbie? They gawk at you every time you walk into the room.
You're starting to worry someone is finally onto you, and it's the only crewmate you can't kill off without consequence. If something happens to this guy, it is going to be a deal... So you abstain. As upsets as that makes you. You can't mask your annoyance as well as you think you can.
But you're severely overestimating how smart Operator really is.
In truth, they are simply transfixed by you presence. It's the way you carry yourself, your vibrant color, your voice... They consider themselves lucky to work with a crewmate as amazing as you.
But, the more they stare, the more they notice the subtle things about you. As time goes on, the details start to pile up.
Their time in the simulation has definitely made them more aware, vigilant, and confident, too, to some degree. Guard's personality has bled into their own. You've noticed, because you've been staring just as much.
Everybody else is blind to your weirdness by now, but Operator sees you for you. They see you, and that, for an otherwise invisible impostor, is nervewrecking.
They will eventually grow confident enough to pull you aside and attempt to talk to you about it. Which shows they have NOT learnt anything useful from the simulation, because why would you willingly isolate yourself with someone you suspect to be an impostor?
"You're an impostor, aren't you?" Rude. Who starts a conversation like that?
Operator has no actual desire to rat you out... But they should. It's, quite literally, their duty. They get a little carried away, and, channeling their Guard persona, they make the mistake of trying to threaten you, like they have any leverage in this situation...
This guy pisses you the fuck off.
And you can't kill them, but, if your days of peace are truly over no matter what you do, then you might as well go apeshit for once and do the second worst thing you can do to them...
It's funny to watch them shrink after you reveal your true form to them. Played with fire and got burnt, who would've known?
They're supposed to know what to do. They've been training for this moment, day and night, for months.
And yet, they freeze up at the side of you, fear and genuine admiration flooding their tiny little brain in equal measures... And submit to their fate.
Which happened to me a lot more pleasure than they'd ever imagine. Well, they did imagine, but it's actually happening now.
Your tentacles surround them in a painfully tight, warm, slimy embrace. It feels like you're all around them at once, and they can't escape from the feeling, can't escape from you.
They still shriek when you peel off their backpack. What, did they expect you to spare any part of them? Nu-uh. You're going all out today.
Their objections and complaints and threats cease rather quickly once you're deep inside of them. Can't keep pretend that's not exactly what they wanted, huh?
Operator will take it like a champ even if you're being particularly rough with them. In fact, they're pathetically into it. The shameless bastard will BEG you to keep going if you slow down even a little bit.
They will walk it off, and you'll expect them to (rightfully) snitch on you immediately after, but it just never happens.
Life picks up right where you left it and there are seemingly no consequences for your actions.
Except that every once in a while they get in your face and try to challenge you, like this time it will end any differently.
Of course it doesn't and they get fucked into submission every single time. Operator is all bark and no bite.
The few first times they were being genuine about it, actually trying to fight back their desires to do what's right, but you're pretty sure it's just a form of foreplay to them by now...
I guess you have a mate now. Congrats.
SIDE C (bonus):
It's Operator's first time ever engaging with an impostor (you!) in the simulation! Management leans in close to their screen, excited to see how they'll handle it.
Alright... Trying to physically fight an Impostor is never really a good idea, but it's their first time. They figure it's okay to let Operator face the consequences of their actions so this'll be a proper learning experience for them.
The obvious happens. Operator gets their ass handed back to them, are restrained by your many tentacles and are surely about to experience a realistic and gruesome death like it's actually happening to them. This'll be fun to witness.
...?
Okay. Management isn't entirely sure it was necessary to have you rip their clothes off like that. Sure, sometimes impostors do that to people in real life, but this is simulation for training purposes. It's supposed to be accurate, but not THAT much...
...!
The backpack, too? Jeez, that's a bit extreme. Did they really have to program in the groping and the fondling, too? Impostors are known to do that, but...
Management is startled out of their little trance by Operator's moans. They are MOANING out loud now, in response to getting FUCKED by you in the simulation.
To be fair to the poor guy, Management admits to themselves that they would also be that loud if they were getting their hole demolished by, like, five tentacles at the same time.
It's actually really hot to witness...
The simulation gets it better than many of the porn videos they've watched.
...
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.
Who the FUCK Programmed Actual Impostor Tentacle Sex into the simulation. WHO-- WHAT THE FUCK
THAT'S IT I'm making a freaky Amongi headcanons post
(WARNING: 18+ content below the cut!)
I'm taking inspiration from a couple of different things for this one;
I used this post by cuwupi as a basis - I really love the idea that reproduction for crewmates being partially plant-based.
I also used this post on R34 by mcinns as inspiration for what the buds on their backs would look like. I just thought that the way they drew it was SO pretty, so that got me thinking about reproduction for them looking oddly beautiful.
Anyways, I thought that it'd be cool to take things one step further and make them basically plant-based creatures rather than mammals. I know that contradicts a lot of the stuff though (like them having blood and bones), but my best explanation is that their bodies evolved to mimic actual animals super closely for basically everything, making them a total biological wonder.
(I'm still not 100% sure on that though, so there's a chance that I might retcon the whole plant idea in the future.)
Anyways here's the REAL freak shit, lmao. I mostly just ripped off myself since this is basically just a variation of my Hollow Knight headcanons that I made about a year back.
Their penises are generally pretty rigid when hard, but they're still noticeably squishier than a human. I also thought it'd be cool if they had a wide variety of flowery bits that unfurled when aroused, so I added those too.
Uhhhhh some extra notes that I wasn't able to fit in anywhere:
The buds on their backs can handle a LOT of pressure and manhandling normally - they're very malleable. This means that adding in a ton of weight to their packs doesn't really affect the buds all that much (outside of regular back-related weight issues).
During sprouting (aka pregnancy) however, they have to be WAY more conscious about the weight of their packs since both the bud and sprout becomes more fragile. They can't even wear their packs at all in the later stages, instead switching to their equivalent of a maternity dress (a gown that covers both their back and crotch areas).
Normally the buds stay closed, even with the packs removed, but they bloom open when aroused. While the outside of the petals don't really feel anything, the inside can be pretty sensitive (especially towards the center), acting as an extra erogenous zone during sex.
THAT'S RIGHT it's ANOTHER Among Us freak post, this time dedicated to the lovely user @banana-split-ing!!
(WARNING: 18+ content below the cut!)
This was inspired by their human fetish post, lol. I was the one that requested it and he absolutely ATE writing it, so I wanted to try and give a little something back :D
(In case you're wondering why Purple's parts look like that, I'm using my own set of headcanons, which you can find here!)
HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE THIS NOW.
THE ART IS SO UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS AND IT'S SO HOT AND. HOW DID YOU KNOW. No because HOW DID YOU KNOW out of everything else I wrote that day the part I liked the most was Purps'.
I'm so??????????? honored??????? AND YOUR TAKE ON CREWMATE ANATOMY IS SO FUCKING COOL AND HOT?????????????????? I'm adopting that. This is now just canon to me thank you very mcuh
Hey y'all ! There's currently more than 20 requests in my inbox (THANK YOU SO MUCH?? HOLY SHIT), but it's only me and my dick against the world, so, in order to keep things from getting too overwhelming for lil old me, I'll stop taking requests for a while. Just for a while, though! Not permanent by any means.
This way I'll focus more easily on the requests I already have instead of constantly getting distracted by every new thing I'm asked to write.
I'll try to post consistently, once per day AT THE VERY LEAST (the goal is to make three posts per day but I can't promise I'll get that every single day. Ya boy's employeed).
If I haven't gotten to your request, don't worry, I will get there eventually. Thank you lots for your patience </3
I know Cyan doesn't look like it, but they are 100% a top. Nobody can convince me otherwise. They HAVE the confidence for it and I'd even go as far as to say that's their preference.
Not only were they the first crewmate to take off their backpack in the hypoxia scene (DID YOU SEE THE EXPRESSION THEY MADE???? OUGGHHFH), but they encouraged and reassured the others the whole time, AND THEN TOOK OFF BLACK'S BACKPACK UNPROMPTED TOO??? Plus they kissed Red off-screen for seemingly no reason other than because they felt like it. They're a top, your Honor. They always take the initiative and they lead others with ease. The orgy was THEIR idea. I rest my case.
In short: Cyan knows what they're about, and they do not hesitate, they're upfront and honest about their desires. They do NOT care about society's rules or expectations. They're a free, spontaneous spirit, and no one can take that away from them.
If they want you, they're gonna let you know right away and you BETCHA they'll want to explore those feelings with you as soon as possible, in any way you'll let them.
Very openly flirty and playful once they're comfortable with you. Sure, their attention can get a bit overwhelming at times, but you ALL YOU NEED TO DO is give them one chance.
ONE SINGLE CHANCE to prove their worth to you. If it doesn't work out, they'll gladly back off! Just let them finger you once. ☝️
I just KNOW they're good with those fat fingers of theirs. Let's not fool ourselves, Cyan probably has a good deal of experience. That's all Cyan is about, really, experiences. True love will find them when the time is right, in the meantime, they're in for a fun time...
Your reactions definitely make them feel like The Time™ is finally Right™, though. No wonder they were so attracted to you... You're just heavenly. The vibes are immaculate.
Safe to say, after that, you're a lot more eager to spend time with them.
I think they wouldn't immediately fuck you, though. It's a slow progression, getting to know you better and pleasuring you in different ways leading up to sex. They're always in control of the situation and love to tease/edge you from time to time.
Cyan is pretty sensitive to people's emotions, so they can tell how you're feeling accurately most of the time. They will stop all by themselves if they notice you're uncomfortable or in pain. Very sweet and gentle about it.
In general they're very mindful of your emotional wellness, even if what you have isn't entirely serious from the start. It is pretty serious to them.
That also means you can't hide how good you're feeling from them either btw
"You can cum. It's okay. So what it's been like only five minutes? Just let it out, baby…" THEY'RE SURPRISINGLY CONDESCENDING ABOUT IT AND IT'S HOT AS FUCK
I just think they're big on teasing, and yes, just a little bit of degradation... They just love to get a reaction out of you.
Cyan will also take notes about everything you like in bed. Your weak points, favorite positions, kinks and fetishes, preferred pet names; it's all lovingly detailed in Cyan's Dream Journal! Journal which Black may or may not read later btw. Hopefully you're both DEAD by then so you don't have to deal with the embarrassment. The bad news is that, if you're, indeed, dead, your ghosts WILL stick around and then you two are gonna helplessly witness the whole thing anyways with all your dead friends. Yeah, okay, maybe writing that down wasn't Cyan's brightest idea after all…
They'll 100% take Yellow and Brown's advice to heart and drag you to the freezer to make out with you. A lot. So much making out... I'll let you imagine how that works out for normal crewmates. The point is: lots kisses and caresses… One thing will inevitablylead to the other, and all of the sudden OOPS they're banging you in the freezer.
I should've mentioned earlier than they're Definitely into semi-public (or straight up public) sex. The thrill of getting caught really does them in, but they just ADORE how pathetic you're about it because they can totally tell you're very much into it as well.
Yellow, Brown and just about every other crewmate passing by the cafeteria are gonna be forced to listen to the whole thing because Cyan is NOT quiet by any stretch of the imagination.
On the contrary, they're loud and completely unashamed. Both because of all the moaning AND because they're really talkative, even more so during sex. They're just praising you the whole time and telling you how good you make them feel and how horny they are for you; they just won't shut up (affectionate).
I don't think they're horny THAT frequently, but They have A LOT of stamina and can go several rounds in a row when they do feel like it.
Even when they bottom for you, they'll still be on top and in charge of the situation. Will give you squish bone syndrome by bouncing on it like a crewmate possessed.
Explicitly Big Dick Cyan crumbs because I couldn't help myself:
THEY ARE HUGE DEAR GOD. SPLIT YOU IN TWO KIND OF BIG.
And they act so casual about it, like it's not a big deal.
"Oh don't be scared I know it's gonna fit in ^^"
You will fear for your life no matter how much they try to reassure you, but trust the process. It's really gonna be worth it in the end.
Can't promise you won't cum instantly the moment it slides inside you to the base. It's a lot to take in, both literally and figuratively. The way your stomach bulges is almost concerning, but you don't have half a mind to care by that point.
Cyan is very understanding about it. By that I mean, they'll raw you wherever you stand until they've had their fill no matter how many times you cum. They don't last THAT long, but any amount of time with that bitchbreaker inside of you will feel eternal.
I feel like they really like to do it standing up?? For some reason?? They like to stand up, but you can very well bend over a desk or some if you get tired. Also, important: doing it from behind, holding you from the hips. You can't get away from them impaled on their cock like that anyways, but they won't let go the whole time.
Watching that huge cock bounce when they bottom for you (rare but they're open to it) is just... Chef kiss 👌
What the FUCK man. I can't believe people are asking for MAROON out of every other crewmate. Who the hell.. uh. Uhm. ... Wait.. Actually.. I.. I don't mind it actually... At all..
I'm so proud of the fact I singlehandedly turned a bunch of people into Maroon simps... Ehehehe
would you be open to like. fanart. do you like fanart wiggle wiggle
If you make fanart of anything I wrote and send it to me I will literally just cum. Respectfully. In other words, YES?????? I DO?????? IF YOU WANNA SEND FANART JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!! And if you don't want anyone else to see, my DMs are open methinks.
But come here, listen, this part is really important: I don't care if it's just a messy sketch. SEND IT TO ME. I would love to see it and if you don't show me I will cry.
I MEAN IT. IF IT EXISTS IT'S ALREADY PERFECT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! LEMME SEE IT.
since mfs are requesting pink boss i think the second funniest thing i could do is request any type of hcs for that. maroon servant. you know the guy, we all know and love them. main character of the series. white's little butler who handed them the winning ticket on the wine cork
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS--
Careful what you wish for, Anon.
Them <3 (IGNORE WHITE THIS ISN'T ABOUT THEM‼️)
First of all, let's clear some things up: Maroon isn't JUST a servant, but a seasoned sommelier with lots of experience. They're really good at what they do.
For that reason, I can't help but think of them as a sophisticated, gentle crewmate. It's unbecoming of a servant to be anything else other than perfect, and they've mastered their craft a long time ago.
In other words, it's very difficult to break their composure, but not impossible.
Because of the kind of job they have, I don't think they're allowed to have a partner, but, like, you can take advantage of that. You can very well be their owner or master instead!
Maroon is not above that, and will accept if the price is right. I think they'd actually be very excited about it... Because they're secretly very kinky.
Bro turned their job into a fetish to survive. Or, maybe, it was already a fetish before they the job. Either way, they're so fucking happy to be here!!
As your servant, there's nothing they're not willing to do for you. Dress them up however you like.
Please, make them wear a maid dress. They've always wanted to wear one PLEASE LET THEM WEAR ONE FOR YOU DEAR GOD.
Very nice and sweet and patient, of course. Won't initiate anything unless they're prompted to, but they're really eager to please.
Begs very elegantly even if they're losing their mind from being edged too much.
Very soft-spoken. Talks breathy and slowly when horny because they like to remain professional, it's like a personal challenge. Only stutters when they cum or are extremely close to it.
They fall for you first, of course. They CANNOT remind professional given how often you're doing them and how good you treat them...
They'll hold their feelings in for the longest fucking time until they just randomly burst into tears because they love you so much.
They've also been whimpering "I love you" every time you make them cum their brains out for a while so, like, it's actually kind of fucked you somehow didn't realize how they felt earlier.
As your actual real partner, they're still gonna want to keep your owner/servant dynamic, but they're also kind of a lap dog now...
They're spoiled now. You spoiled them, and they NEED your attention, so, please, just keep being a demanding bitch to them forever. <3
Shamelessly worships the very ground you walk on. Obviously very big on worshipping.
Can top and bottom, and their preference is whatever YOUR preference is. They're gonna play their role excellently no matter what. This also applies generally to roleplay of any kind. If that's what you wish, they WILL dom you pretty hard.
It makes them crazy if you put them on collar and leash, ESPECIALLY if they're topping you.
Maroon also big on receiving oral, but they will put up a fight anyways because they're the ones supposed to do all the work, not you!!! It's foreplay to them. By all means, force your head between their legs and eat them out like a rabid beast.
They're really good at massages (with or without happy ending), and are way less apprehensive about letting you massage them. They really, really like it when you massage them.
They know lots about wine, but they're alcohol tolerance is extremely low. Maroon won't drink unprompted, but they will indulge if you wish them to.
When they're drunk, they like to pretend they're helpless and weak and can't stop their naughty owner (you!) from taking advantage of them! Oh no! Will fold like a lawn chair the moment you attempt anything with them.
saw dat Human x Crewmate post, and I was thinking, what if it's Pink also had that too👀? Any interpretation of yours would be appreciated, I let you thought about that heh. Also where did u get that pfp, I was shocked to see that and recognized the characters
Pink? As in, the evil CEO we see, like, only once in the series? Sure, why the hell not!
And, to answer your question: I stumbled upon the edit (because yes it is an edit and not, in fact, the original) in the Among Us Rule 34 page. Don't ask Me what I was Doing there I just Happened to find it Okay?? Thought it was cool af for normal reasons and it is now my pfp. Perfectly represents what I'm about (lewding the beans)
I fuck heavy w/ the interpretation that Pink is an imp AND that they're somehow slightly taller than the average crewmate, so I'll be using that in my headcanons :3
When it comes to Pink's very first contact with humans, they're seemingly more interested in doing business than anything else. Real nice and polite and agreeable, but it really is all a ruse to butter you up and get you to sign away your freedom and rights, so they can literally fuck you over. Generally very smart, strategic and evil, they know their stuff.
Pink is such a smooth talker you don't even know what you're agreeing to, but you'll sign your contract enthusiastically anyways. Congrats on your new job as the CEO's fucktoy! You start right this second. Get on your knees and open your mouth now.
I mean, they're still pretty small compared to you. You could kick them into the stratosphere if you really wanted to, but do you? Would you actually do that? Is this fate really so bad...?
If you chose to submit to your new evil overlord, they'll reward you handsomely... With beans, and other frivolous things. And dick. Mostly dick.
They do not look very intimidating at all, but they're actually really dominant, extremely demanding and will top the shit out of you every time, ESPECIALLY if they're an imp (too many tentacles in all of your holes at once, you won't even KNOW what hit you). Doesn't really care about your pleasure, but never leaves you unsatisfied either
Very much into degrading you about the fact you're letting a CREWMATE, of all the creatures in the known universe, do this to you. Pink knows very well you could defend yourself if you wanted to, so why don't you? Were you really that desperate? You're just a helpless, perverted little slut after all...
Pink WILL showcase you and your body to all their business partners as a flex btw. Nobody's allowed to touch you, but you'll be completely naked and vulnerable and gawking at you is very much encouraged. Everybody look at this huge, exotic alien obediently humiliating themselves for their owner!! Aren't they cute?? I can also totally see them eating food off of your naked body In front of everybody. You're entertainment, sweetie, get it in your head.
If they're imp, they're will makeout with you very often. Gotta take advantage of the fact they actually have a mouth to kiss you back with. Your reactions when they shove their tongue in too deep are hilarious! Humans are so sensitive and funny. They just never get tired of it; of you.
They will also causally grope you if they're feeling stressed, especially if there's people around. Pink does NOT miss a chance to assert their dominance over you, as your owner and clearly the superior species.
They're such a little shit I love them so much.......
Not super sure how dark you're willing to get with stories, so feel free to ignore if you don't vibe with the rq! Anyhow, something were Green saves crew mate reader for last, so it's only the two of them left, but Green is determined to make reader love them back. Can include smut or not, writers choice ^^
The answer to the question "how dark are you willing to get?" is just Y E S. please tell me if i overdid it tho, i can just write a less fucked up version of this story if you want lol
Warnings: full-on noncon, Green kinda beats you up(?), oviposition, painful sex, angst / hurt no comfort, SPOILER -> you fucking die at the end.
There's only four of you left.
After dealing with the reactor, Purple claimed, confidently, with no proof, that Green was the impostor... And easily got the Captain on their side. But, no, there's no way this is right!
You immediately raise your hand in disagreement. You're absolutely sure they can't be the impostor! You'd be dead already if that was the case.
Green's sour, tense expression relaxes ever so slightly as they watch you shout and debate with the other two. They stare, incredulous, as you defend them like your life depends on it... Oh, aren't you just the sweetest? They make a quick mental note to thank you for it later.
You and Purple argue pointlessly for a few minutes. Captain Red just doesn't want to listen to reason, even though Purple is clearly it! This is just gonna be Yellow's ejection all over again! Another innocent crewmate out the trash hole into the harsh, cold space... No, no, no! You just won't allow it!
Ultimately, it's a tie. No one will be ejected, but Purple and Red are clearly plotting something. They walk away together, the trust you used to share completely destroyed. You're convinced this is the last time you'll see Red alive... But what if you have it wrong?
What if Red's it? What if the next body you find is Purple's instead? Will it be your fault that they're dead? Is any of this your fault?
You start to have doubts. In a matter of seconds, eternal to you, you no longer trust yourself. Did you do the right thing? How would you know until it's too late?
The weight of the dead feels like it's crushing down you into the floor. You begin to spiral, painfully aware that the only thing you know for certain is that there's still a cold-blooded killer loose in the ship. Somehow, it feels like you've made a mistake. Someone will die very soon. You feel it in your bone.
Green is standing right behind you. You don't have it in you to face them, feeling responsible for a death that is yet to come.
Before they can think to comfort you, you walked away from the reactor room. Green calls out for you, confused, but you're already set on your course.
You're no hero. Whatever Red and Purple are doing now is none of your business. Instead, you locked yourself up in Medbay, wishing Blue back to life to comfort you just one last time... But they're dead. They've been dead for a long while, but your soul suddenly feels a little lighter, somehow. It's like they're still right here, with you... But you tell yourself that's nothing but a pleasant delusion.
Minutes go by. You thought Green would come after you, but they didn't. Curled up in a corner, you decided you couldn't blame them. What is it's you? Would you even know if you were living a lie? It's okay if they don't trust you anymore. They don't owe you anything.
Time stretches on forever, and, exhausted, you start to drift off into a deep slumber… You willingly let your guard down. Closed your eyes, and waited for death to take you at your lowest, like a coward... but fate spared you no such mercy.
Suddenly, lots and lots of noise. Screaming and banging against the walls; the final showdown, no doubt. Your friends are going to die. You still chose to crawl out of Medbay and face your mistakes head on...
Things are quiet now. Storage is covered in a disgusting pink goo, and blood. Lots of blood.
The first thing you spot is Red's body.
Of course... They didn't stand a chance, teaming up with the enemy like that. It was bound to happen eventually... Your whole body freezes up after noticing Purple's mangled remains not that far away from Red's.
You fucked up big time.
Green stands, unbothered, in the middle of the carnage. They're covered in your friends' blood, clearly excited to see you, a wide smile where there should be none. No... You were with them the entire time, when... How...?
There's no time to question anything, not that it matters anymore. They approach you, going off about how much they waited for this moment, but your ears are ringing so loud you can't make out any of it. Your legs are completely unresponsive, not that running away would save you. You were well beyond saving the moment you chose to trust them.
The look of absolute horror on your face gives them so much satisfaction. After all this time, you're theirs, ONLY theirs, no one can get in the way of their love now. No need to keep up appearances anymore. They reach out for you, pull you in close, nuzzle into the side of your face like you're long-lost lovers. Green purrs like a space cat, but you're completely stiff in their grasp, unseeing, numb.
You're convinced they're gonna kill you at any moment. You expect a sharp, forked tongue to pierce right into you; your head to roll on the floor after a precise, clinical cut. You pray for for things to be over before you've even realized it, but the strike never comes.
Green playfully points out you're trembling like crazy. They say there's nothing to fear, but their tentacles cover every single inch of your body. Eager to claim you as their mate, they lean in to rub their visor on yours, an innocent little kiss to get things started, and make a startled noise of surprise when you pull away violently.
You're completely covered in tentacles, and you still pulled away without hesitation. Green is almost offended. They feel entitled to your love, they earned you fair and square. There's no competition left, so why...?
They try again; you push back harder. You find your voice to tell them to get away from you, to just end your miserable life already. Green does not understand. Weren't they obvious enough? They tried their absolute best to court you this whole time. You seemed to be into it, so why are you acting this way all of the sudden? Did any of your time together mean anything to you?
To their dismay, you never viewed Green as anything other than a friend. This monster quite literally wearing Green's skin is nothing to you but just an ugly monster. It disgusts you so much it gives you a few minutes of courage to try and fight back, but you just can't break free from their grasp.
Now, they're pissed the fuck off. Green slams you against the floor, holding you tight, tighter, so much so it's hard to breathe. You still kick, and fight, and scream until your voice goes hoarse. They are not deterred.
Even as you feel their strange, slimy tentacles (yes, in plural) sliding into you, you don't stop fighting. The feeling is overwhelming, and almost blindingly painful. Your body isn't made for something like this. It's pulsing, expanding and contracting and-- What are they pushing into you?
Eggs. That's what.
Green is sure you'll calm down after the first mating. You have to understand, they're only doing this to you because they love you so much. They could split you in half and eat your guts, but they really don't want to do that! This is all out of love. It won't hurt for much longer, they coo at you, but it never really eases up.
You do not, in fact, calm down after the first time. By the third time, you're just unresponsive. You have no fight left in you. Sure, it doesn't hurt as much anymore. All this stimulation forcefully makes you cum a bunch of times, but you're not really enjoying it, it just happens. Explosive bursts of pleasure at random that give you temporary rest from the discomfort, but it's just not enough to ignore the pain completely.
Green is not satisfied. No, no, no, this is not what they expected at all. Why can't you just love them back? Is it really so difficult? Are they truly asking for too much? This isn't the crewmate they loved and adored... No, this won't do.
Looking off to the side, their visor lands on the broken Ore+ laying on the ground nearby. An idea strikes them... Lovesick, they immediately get to it.
Their tentacles finally peel away from you leave. You let yourself believe the nightmare is over, if only just for a moment... But no. Of course not. You played yourself for a fool one last time.
A lumpy, slimy, pink creature gets shoved in your face. It hisses and claws at your visor. Defeated, Green resorts to this... To have their happily ever after at last.
Did you know? Impostor parasites become an almost exact copy of their victim at first glance; really, they're just a gross, hollow caricature of their most prominent traits.
In the end, everybody gets what they wanted: Green gets to have an ideal version of you that actually wants them back for a few more days, and you get to join your fellow crewmates in death... And all of you get to watch the imp's debauchery as long as it take them to get to Industria where they will most certainly be killed off by Mira. Yay!
HELLO YES HIII Can I request some general hc for Orange from the show? I'm ok with them being either a normal crewmate or an imp, whichever works for you!
Yes, absolutely. I fucking Love Orange. Orange Our Beloved
Real Orange, I think, wouldn't be too much into romance at the workplace. Mira doesn't approve of it, and they hold themselves to very high standards, so it's just NOT happening.
Blue is their only exception, and yet that's nothing but surface level attraction. It's morally correct to crush on the Hot Doctor, so they can let it slide... A love interest, no matter how disingenuous, as a treat.
It doesn't fill the void in their heart whatsoever, but Orange constantly tries to convince themselves they don't need an actual partner. They've been working for Mira for a long time now, they know how dangerous this job can really be, and can't stand the thought of falling in love with someone they could lose at any moment.
That's why their friendliness doesn't feel fully sincere. They do NOT want to get attached to anyone, ever... But it just so happens that you can't actually choose who you fall in love with, or when.
The moment Orange saw you, sitting there next to Green and White, they fumbled to catch the trust ball like a total idiot. What's this feeling? They're a bit embarrased about their failed stunt, sure, but that's not all of it. Is it hot in here, or is it just them? This had never happened to them before...
You caught their eye immediately, to their dismay. They felt a little pang of discomfort in their chest when they saw you blush at the ever-attractive Doctor Blue. On the outside, they keep a friendly, professional facade, but, on the inside? By talos, this can't be happening.
Orange is really lucky to be as good as they are in masking their emotions. Truly, the poor thing is completely devastated about how they feel about you. The more they try to ignore it, the more the feeling grows. They try not to think about you, and all they manage is to think about you all the time. They hate it, at first, but...
"Do you need any help with your work? No? How about some coffee? Would you like some coffee? We have also tea, if you prefer that. How are liking your new job so far? That's amazing! Can you come with me to admin real quick? I just need you to sign for a few documents here and there, it's important..." Despite themselves, they can't stop making up excuses to be there for you (and with you!)
Sure, their face doesn't show it, but their actions are pretty loud all by themselves. Plus, I insist, Orange is not that slick. If they're seemingly always wearing their nice boots around you, it MEANS something.
Eventually they'll run out of paperwork that needs your signature. What a tragedy. When that time comes, they'll call you over one last time and make you sign a random piece of paper... For safekeeping. They LOVE your handwriting, no matter if it's actually kind of bad. This is their treasure now and have it stuffed in their pocket always for good luck.
They worry so much about impostors all the time... They don't want anyone to die, especially not you. I don't think Orange knows they come from the Ore+, but, by now, they have a hunch it might have something to do with it, so they frequently remind Black and Cyan to be real careful with it. Plus, they makes sure Red is doing their job right most of the time, at the very least.
They've never been this efficient. Maybe, just maybe, loving you isn't a bad thing... It's actually pretty nice, to have someone they can let their guard down around, and just be themselves. Be more than just another Mira employee. You bring out the best in them, the genuine, real Orange. They stop fighting their feelings sooner than later...
Against their better judgement, they WILL probably confess first. They're confident and assertive like that, and, once they're comfortable with you, they're just gonna casually drop that bomb on you one random day with no warning. Their job be damned, they want you, everything's going alright in the ship. They're feeling this for real, and they don't want to let go of this blissful feeling ever again. Please do NOT reject them Orange might not ever open their heart to anyone ever again if you do
They're such a sweet, considerate lover. You're the only one that knows their true self, and you should take pride in that.
Truly, Mira doesn't give a fuck about their employees, and the others won't tell on them for no reason, but, still, Orange prefers to stay lowkey about their relationship with you while they're on the job. In other words, they're not big on PDA. Instead, they show their love with subtle gestures.
Brieftly grabbing and squeezing your hand before letting go like nothing happened. Rubbing your back, or giving you a few pats here and there before going back on their way. Bringing you a drink and/or snacks when they know you've been working hard for a while (+ they remember your faves/preferences)... Small things like that.
Orange will also be so grateful if YOU bring them some coffee and food to admin when they're dealing with Mira's unending pile of paperwork. They work really hard sometimes and forget to eat, so please take care of them.
They're a total chatterbox, but they know when to hear you out. Will gladly listen to you rant your ass off about whatever. Just generally very present for you. Orange takes your relationship very seriously.
When you two finally have some privacy, they will indulge in physical affection. They actually really crave that sort of thing. LOVES hugs, please hold Orange nice and tight, and tell them everything is going to be alright. Confident as they are, Orange does need words of affirmation every once in a while, also.
They're a bit bummed out there's not many romantic places to hang out at in the Skeld, but, when you're both free, they just love to stand side by side with you and watch the stars fly by on the cafeteria. Cold and unfeeling as it is, space is really beautiful if you have someone to appreciate it with...
I hope this is any good!!!! Had a lot of fun with this one <3
Not exactly a request, but I was wondering what your thoughts on Crewmate on human sex would be like? :3c
Imagining that the show's Skeld crew ends up having first contact with a human ship or something. There's gotta be at LEAST one crewmate that develops a human fetish or something.
(I'm just a super big fan of non-humans having a fetish for humans, lol)
i have like 12 other requests to make but my dick immediately agreed with this one. It is the boss of me, I couldn't stop myself from giving this one priority I am so sorry
CREWMATE ON HUMAN SEX????? YO???? The world of possibilities????????
WE KNOW THE EXACT WEIGHT AND HEIGHT OF THE CREWMATES THE SIZE DIFFERENCE HAS ME FOAMING AT THE MOUTH?????? EUGuGEGGGGGYGGGHH FLESHLIGHT SIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay lemme LOCK THE FUCK IN.
Black would be 100% down from the very start. They're freaky like that. Immediately Human Fetish like, you're bigger and stronger and weird, an alien completely unknown to their species, they NEED to get into your pants (pants?) IMMEDIATELY. Very upfront and direct about it. Please, they really need a good fuck.
I'm convinced Blue would be the second most interested. They love all kinds of life forms, and would totally feel a sort of intellectual curiosity towards human and their... Different... Anatomy. Blue doesn't just sleep with anyone, but if you catch their eye, they're really not that difficult to seduce... Will quiz you on human biology right afterwards though, please study on advance.
Yellow and Brown will double team you, no questions asked. Well, they might ask a few questions, but they're really not that hesitant to do you. Brown's going for your mouth and Yellow gives you squish bone syndrome by bouncing on that thang until they're satisfied. And then they swap places. And over and over and over again Congrats you're now part of the Union™ you play the incredibly important role of Sex Toy™
White is impressed, for once. They've known luxuries their whole lives, but this is the one thing they're yet to experience... Sex with an alien. They're 100% gonna try and buy you from your captain so they can keep you as their pet. Unfortunately, beans are not a currency the humans are willing to trade with, but They'll gladly give you the privilege of pleasuring them anyways. Very eager to do it. Will try to boss you around the first time and quickly find themselves fucked out instead. Will still try to boss you even if they know it doesn't work. Might enjoy getting disobeyed like that. Yes they have a Human Fetish now.
If you recognize Red's authority as the Captain and generally respect them OR praise them in any way, shape or form, they'll start seeking out your validation. This alien sure is smart if they see how smart they are themselves! Foolishly trusting if you treat them right. Sooner than later they'll try to flirt with you (expecting to fail miserably). Very surprised and nervous about the fact you're actually willing to do them, so be gentle with the Captain. Or not. Actually not FUCK THEM INTO THE MATTRESS LIKE A WILD BEAST AND NEVER LET GO. Congrats that bean now belongs to you please take them home and fuck em some more.
Cyan is so excited to know the horoscope and all similar mumbo jumbo is also a thing for humans! That's how you get them. Speak their language. They would also be very much willing to try if the vibes are right. Passionate and sweet, will probably want to take it slow still, but once they try it, there's no coming back. Cyan is now attached to you forever, please let them ride you lots.
Real Orange is very prim and proper, and would be at a lost about these aliens that apparently do not like to kill, but how do you know that for sure? The Mira Handbook mentions nothing about humans! Might be very distrusting at first, but the more comfortable they get with you, the more open minded they become about humans, the more they might get curious about your body. This is one of the few Crewmates that will try to seduce you first, all on their own. They'll let you know when they're ready to have a fun time, but You know Orange likes you when they're suddenly always wearing their nice boots around you. Will still be surprised about how good it feels when you actually do it.
With Imp Orange things play out mostly the same, except the fact they might suddenly attempt to fuck you with their tentacles in broad daylight. And they fail because they're not entirely sure how your body works (what are pants, again??), so they give up. And then they're like "haha my bad! Have a nice day!" And try to casually walk it off BUT you're not letting that adorable tentacle monster leave just like that. They HAVE to finish what they started. Very happy to return your affection!
Real Green I think might be fascinated by humans, but simultaneously too nervous to throw themselves at you even if they do find you attractive. If you build a strong bond with them, they'll eventually let you hit. Very reluctant and scared though. They're just a humble worm farmer, be patient with them. Very sweet lover afterwards though. Much like Cyan, they will not let you go after that.
Imp green in the other hand? Very fascinated and loud about it. Wow! Fellow aliens! The (blood)lust is through the roof. They're a bit disappointed about the fact they cannot kill you (too small) and that you don't like to kill either, but they're still very much interested. Will eagerly fuck you (you don't stand a chance, they won't let you do the fucking for a while) if you let them ("let them" as in, if they find you distracted and alone it's gonna happen. Difficult to fight off the tentacles). Only after they feel completely safe with you, they'll let YOU hit. Very cute and tsundere about it.
Lime would be the most reluctant to try right off the bat, because, well, we're literal aliens and They are not yet sure if we like to kill or not. Downright feral and hostile like a stray cat at first, but will probably succumb to their own morbid curiosity given time. Really wanted to fuck an alien deep down anyways. Yep, human fetish. They'll eventually let you hit, and they don't care about the size difference, Lime will try to top you at least once (to assert dominance). And then again a few more times for good measure
Purple is skeptical at best and a little scared at worst. Humans are total freaks of nature to them and it would take a WHOLE LOT of convincing and earning their trust for them to even CONSIDER doing it with you. Once you get on their good side, though? Oops, helplessly addicted! Instant lost bait kind of stuff. They have an embarrassing You fetish.
With all that said, let me reiterate: FLESHLIGHT SIZED. Jesus Christ, they're all Fleshlight Sized. And so soft and squishy and stretchy and nice to hold??? So small they CANNOT get away from you even if they tried.
On top of that, their tiny bodies are NOT built for human dick, any size is too big and thick for them. Imagine fucking into them at full force?? And they take it like a champ even if you're quite literally rearranging their guts??? They do NOT stand a chance. 1000000 orgasms before you're even halfway close to your own. These Bad Beans can hold so much Cum in them.
I also think kisses would fuck them up really badly. Like, Crewmates don't really know kisses like we do. They can bonk/rub their visors together, sure, but it's not a kiss. In general, using your mouth on them makes them completely crazy. Give them one long kiss with tongue and they will cum at least once. I just think they'd be very sensitive to it! Eat them out and they're gonna end up dried up like a raisin afterwards. You MUST eat them out btw it is of the upmost importance that you do.
Imps WILL gladly return the favor but I'm not sure if that'd accidentally kill them...? Because of salty human fluids...? Let's pretend not, unless you're into that. Blowjob as a punishment for imps could go CRAZY. If you try to kiss an imp, they might shove their whole tongue down your throat by the way. Just a heads-up.
Getting top'd by Crewmates would also be interesting like Imagine getting demolished by a little guy. They really like human hole, it just hits different. Plus getting to dominate someone like twice their size is just generally a really exciting experience + they could make it so degrading for the human (if they're into that), it's just good stuff all around. Imps, especially, will have a field day with humans if they're into tentacles. So many exciting new holes to fill up!!!! Yes please!!!
Hm. I think I said everything I wanted to say about this one. can you guys tell that I went a little crazy writing all of this
I want to fuck Captain Red so bad it's embarrassing bro.
They're so Hmmrhheik ????? WHY are you wearing THAT under your captain uniform, you dirty little SLUT. God I am so in love with this dumbass I need to be killed with hammers. Or kill them with hammers (my dick).
IMAGINE, if you will, Red on your lap. They can't sit still, can't focus on driving the Skeld properly, not when you're this deep inside of them, their pink, lacy panties pushed to the side, but otherwise completely dressed. They're so fucking pathetic about it. Anyone could pass by navigation at any moment and yet they can't keep their voice down to save their life. You're too slow, or too fast, or too rough, damn it, they literally asked for this and won't stop WHINING like the needy little whore they are. It really doesn't take long at all to make them cum, it just feels so, so, so good, they don't stand a chance.
Imagine slowly overstimulating them by stroking them, groping and squeezing their adorable little shriveled up dick after they've cum, not letting them go for anything in the world until you've had your fill... Finally putting a load in them and have them whimper so loud the whole crew finds out their captain is a total slut. Red melting into you after, finally quiet, satisfied and exhausted, their mind completely fried from the experience, relaxed as could be despite the fact anyone could walk in and catch them like this... For one blissful moment, they're not worried about anything in the whole galaxy other than cuddling up into you...
Red then crashes right into a huge asteroid, which cracks open some imp eggs in storage and everybody fucking dies. But at least that was a good fuck, right? You guys don't regret a thing.
lowky i dont think they have anyhting between their legs, as owen dennis said something avout them having a 'stem' and leaves or whatever when asked about the orgy scene. so id say they have weird alien pollination sex thing and their backpacks are for modesty. but yeah cyan would have a huge fucking dick cant deny it.
No, yeah, canonically they do not have anything between their legs. I read about the canon-ish way they reproduce, but, for my purposes (x reader stuff), I feel like that's not entirely satisfying... I do fuck w/ the weird plant-like speculative biology, but I also much prefer putting my dick in the beans and getting fucked by the beans, you get me? I wanted to know if that's what people wanted, too. Should've worded that post better.
I SHOULD however include the backpack thing more often in my headcanons. I hadn't considered it until now thanks to this ask. Everybody thank anon and their big brain for accidentally upgrading my writing.
Also HELL YEAH. DAB ME UP, FELLOW BIG DICK CYAN TRUTHER! We will one day conquer the world 🔥🔥
