MakTed

idk

[princessrhcenyra]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[theambulancegoesweewoo]

“Gaaaaaatoraaaaaaade!”

H20!

“Gaaaaaaatoraaaaade!”

H20 and change your socks!

[mak-ted-blog]

No worries, I'm still alive and kicking.

[2000ish]

[ruinedchildhood]

2004 was a dark time for all of us.

[colakun-deactivated20141009]

at least it’s all ogre now

[toolegitt2quit]

Turn out gear representing every single firefighter lost on 9/11.

[rejectedprincesses]

Sor Juana Ines de la Cruz ( 1651-1695): the Phoenix of Mexico

There is SO MUCH MORE INFORMATION at the main site entry - 28 footnotes worth! Before you start going off about “why doesn’t she have a movie” (she does), or “this detail isn’t right!” please go there and read up.

Art notes and shout-outs behind the cut.

(and here’s a shortcut if you want to pre-order the book!)

Keep reading

[wax-moths-deactivated20171208]

ALSO SHE WAS A LESBIAN

[rejectedprincesses]

Possibly.  

The tl;dr version, which I mentioned in the footnotes: “She might have been a lesbian, there’s not enough evidence.”

Longer version behind the cut. 

Keep reading

[thequantumqueer]

i can’t read what she wrote in blood?

[rejectedprincesses]

It reads:

Juana Ines de La Cruz The Worst of All

(which is how she actually signed things, albeit in Spanish. that’s even a copy of her real signature.)

[smalltowngrace]

[bootsbarnsandbliss]

[medic981]

I have a mighty thirst.

[4gifs]

[siphersaysstuff]

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

[slumberblues]

C3PO YOU FUCKER

[mechcanuck-deactivated20200506]

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

[mockingjays]

If there’s anything else…

[ceedawkes]

#MAYBE YOU COULD FIX MY HEART#SINCE SEEING ANY GIFSETS OF THESE TWO RIPS MY HEART OUT#ALL OVER AGAIN #CAN YOU FIX THAT SAM???? #CAN YOU?????

[winehaus]

[jasondrewlo]

NOT MYSPACE

[scamhunder]

source

[theinturnetexplorer]

crossbreeds are so cool

[novaisprettyinpink]

I will take 10 of each please

[beardset]

I want a corgi husky omg

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

[ginnxweasley]

Harry Potter + “would you please shut the f*ck up?”

- Bonus:

[mak-ted-blog]

Finally received the traditional tattoo I've always wanted. ❤️😍

[stoneroses]

[funneestuff]

i find it so sad that he smiles less and less as the years go on. this picture really is worth a thousand words. :(

[asukaalangley]

I can’t take this site