The longer I’m here and the more I hear about what it’s like on other social media sites, the funnier the ‘tumblr is a hellsite’ concept gets to me.
Like, yeah, tumblr is a hellsite, no denying, but we’re like. One of the lesser hells, with all of us gathered close around our fires, trading gossip and whispers about the lower levels we’ve visited or glimpsed in our journeys and hoping they don’t notice we’re still here.
“What news of the outside world, user WhenISayItIMemeIt?”
“They tread in our footsteps, fight battles we have long since moved past in favour of new ones, yet know it not.”
“As is their way. Were you followed?”
“No, elder Superwholockdisaster64 . They think us still dead and our halls abandoned.”
“Good, let it remain so.”
Let them steal our memes and bicker, we'll rob them blind and leave our calling card... "Nice shoelaces baybee"
