Make Your Wedding

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Bride wars

- Will you not married?

- Can we talk later? You changed mind, I saw the Tiffany box in the closet.

- Yeah, right

- My heaven ...

- It is not a ring?

- If the chain is, usually I suicide and I take you.

- Can you tell me now, it is something you want?

- Wil you marry?

- You know what I will say?

- I've never been so unpleasant, complex, dominant ...beautiful, smart, sexy woman in my life and ...

you only had to wait this evening ... Well, I'm in love with a woman, who has no patience ...

- Keep you a little while?

- Yes.

- What all is good, as long as I my whole life ...may seek to keep. Wil you marry me?

- You will make a proposal? - Really?

- Honey, that is so unexpected.

- Shut up, yes or no?

- Yes! If I had not planned.

- Are you serious?

- I love "make you hot women to work 'day.

- Complete.

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Bachelor Party

-          -Damn you, Rick!

-          -Debbie, you're a hooker! I don't believe it!

-          -I can't trust you!

-          -Come on. I knew it was you.

-          -Hey!

-          - Rick, you're lying!

-          - It was ajoke! Debbie!

-          -Wait! Just hold on! Wait!

-          -Hold on! Please, just give me a chance to explain! Debbie! Debbie! Debbie, I didn't do anything!

-          -Well, hardly. The marriage is off! You can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life!

-          -I don't want that! I want you! And I want somebody who understands commitment! I understand commitment! I love you!

-          -I don't believe you.

-          -You don't? Oh, fine. Good. Hey! Hey! People! Attention, please! Shut up! Have I had sex with anyone in this room tonight?

-          -No!

-          -You're sure about this?

-          -Yes!

-          -Fine, good. Resume party.Understand? Now this isn't your ordinary party crowd here. There are professionals in here. But I didn't want them. You... you're the only one I've ever wanted. Do you understand?

-          -Yeah.

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American Pie III

- Let me tell you something. This is some ring.

- Look at the rock on this baby, Mr. Big Spender.

- I hope you didn't blow your wad on this, Son.

- Not yet.

- Your mother and I could not be more thrilled for you, Jim. I mean, we're so happy. And I know you're excited, I can see it in your face. I mean, you look like you're ready to burst. I mean, your cheeks, they're flush. I wish your mother could be here. - Not me. - That's what I wish.

 - You know, this is one of those moments, Jim, that you're gonna remember for the rest of your life.

- Yes, it is.

- You bet it is.

- I cannot believe my son is gonna pop the question.

- What was that?

- That?

- Knocking on wood. What is this... Popping what? What question?

- You're a wreck.

- What?

- You need some air.You need some air.

- Okay, walk me to my car.

- No, I'm not walking...

- Listen to me! It's for your good.

- Dad.

- Son!

- My pants!

- Your penis!

- I got my pants, Dad!

- What the hell...

- Jeez! God, Dad.

- Wear your pants.

- I got the pants!

- What are you doing?

- He had abdominal cramps...

- I can explain all this. Everybody calm down here, quiet! Lower your voice.

- Disgusting.

- Now, I came here to do something, and damn it, I'm gonna do it. Michelle?

- Hello, dear.

- Michelle Annabeth Flaherty, I love you more than I could ever explain at this particular moment. Dad, the ring. Will you marry me?

- Yes.

- My son.

- I'm the happiest man in the world.

- We should all be so happy.

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27 Dresses

-Will you do me a favor? Sit down a second.

-Okay.

-So, Tess. My parents met playing hopscotch when they were, like, eight years old…and they were married for 42 years. And I've been waiting my whole life to feel the way my dad felt about my mom. And maybe I've been too busy trying to make something of myself...

-but, I think I...

-Oh!

-missed some of those moments. But, Tess, the second that I saw you...

-Okay.

-I knew that we could be great together. So, um--- [Gasps] --- Tess, will you marry me?

-Yes, of course I will.

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Bridget Jones diary

- and left him broken hearted, he said.

- Ah.  No, it was the other way around. It was my wife...my heart.

- Sorry. That's why you always acted|so strangely around him... and beat him to a pulp, quite rightly.

- Well done. Well, um...

- Can we just, um... pop out there...for a moment?

- Quite delightful, isn't it, my dear?

- OK. I just have something that I want to say. Um... You once said that you liked me just as I am... and I just wanted to say.. like wise.  I mean... there are stupid things your mum buys you.

- Tonight's another classic.

- You're haughty, and you always say the wrong thing... in every situation. And I seriously believe that you should... rethink the length of your side burns. But you're a nice man...

- and...

 - I like you. So if you wanted to pop by sometime...that might be nice. More than nice.

- Right.

- Crikey.

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Father of the Bride

- I'm sure that must've been pretty...um, heavy...to use a word from your generation. I just wanna say that I'm an upstanding citizen. I've-l've never been engaged before. I've, uh, never really been in love before.

And, uh, I think Annie's the greatest person I've ever met.

And I can't wait to marry her and...one day have children and grandchildren.

And I'm gonna do my best to be supportive of her dreams. And she's a very gifted architect.

Um-- I'm just thrilled that I met her.

I love your daughter.

And the feelings that I have for her are never gonna change.

And I'm here to stay.

- Oh, honey.

- Mom.

- I'm so happy for you.

- That's okay, Mr Banks. We don't have to hug.

- Well, uh, maybe later.

- I know.

- Well, that was just, um-- That was just the best thing I've ever heard anybody say.

- Oh. Good.

- Well, I meant it.

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Forces of nature

- We can make choices, and we can choose to protect the people we love, and that's what makes us who we are, and those are the real miracles. Stop me when it just becomes glaringly obvious that l have no idea...- what l'm talking about.

- No, l know what you're talking about. l do. l know exactIy what you're taIking about.

- Farewell, Ben.

-l tell in love with you the moment l saw you. And when l saw you up there on the balcony, l tell in Iove with you all over again.

- None ot the plane crashes nd the hurricanes... and the other people will ever change that. Because when l'm on my deathbed, l'm gonna know... that l married the only woman l ever really loved.

-l think you just wrote your vows. l love you so much.

- Get her out of the rain !

- Guys, hold on.

- You guys, it's only rain. AIl right, all right. l'm okay. l'll be right back.

- lt's okay.

- Bridge ! Bridget ! You wanna get married like this ?

Let's go get married...under a waterfall in Hawaii !

- Okay.

- Okay. Let's go.

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Heartbreakers

- Good-bye forever.

- No, no. What is this all about?

- " We regret to in form you that your application..." for permanent residence has been denied.

" you must leave the country no later than tomorrow." I try everything, but is very political red tape...

to get green card,and I am loopholeless.

-Well...this is horrible.

- And to think I was going to ask you to marry me.

- Marry you?

- Yes, yes, l, uh...purchased a ring and everything. But with your leaving...I am but ignorant,

unintelligible foreigner...but if you marry me, I believe that puts, uh...kibosh on deportation.

-Really?

-Yes.Oh, Ulga...Ulga...Will you--

- What? What?

-Marry me?

-Ohh...marry you?

- Oh, is legal question.

- Yes, I will, is binding answer.Leave me alone.

- I'm engaged! We're talking a settlement

of 20 million minimum!

- Oh, we're finally set for life, Darling! I just have time for one quickwhoo! I said whoo. Why won't you talk to me?

- There's nothing to say.

- I scared you when I told you I loved you, didn't l?

- Jack, there is no love. It's just a trick of the brain...a combination of hormones and chemicals.

-Then why are you here? Tell me to my face you don't love me.

- I don't love you.

- Wow, that was more believable than I thought it would be.

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In Love and War

-I'm on orders back to the States.

-When?

- I gotta catch the train|tomorrow morning 5:30.

- They caIIed us, Ag. I came to teII you I Iove you. And I wiII Iove you forever.

-There's a hoteI|by the train station. There's nowhere eIse.|I asked around.

- WiII you...?

- I'II try.

- I'm sorry.

- I didn't think it'd be this bad. It's just...part of war.Men desperate for sex, women desperate for... money.

- You shouIdn't be here. Let's go somewhere eIse, anywhere.

-It wasn't meant to be Iike this.

-Never mind.We shouId be in the most|beautifuI pIace on God's earth.Then cIose your eyes.

ToId you I wasn't a very good dancer.This is the most beautifuI waItz in the worId.

- This isn't a waItz. Even I know that.

- You'II write me, right? I'II write you every day.

-Be carefuI. I wiII.

- Promise? I Iove you, Mrs. Kid. When it's over, we'II get married. Right?

-Right. Mr. & Mrs. Kid.

-TeII me you Iove me.I need to hear you say it. TeII me. I Iove you.Say it.

-I Iove you.

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Kate and Leopold

- Stuart, I can't cross that girder. I can't go across...

- You love him, right?

- What?

- Leopold. You love him, right?

- Yeah.

- That's all you need to know. Now go.  You'll be fine.  Katie...

- Charlie...- Charlie, what am I... How are you...

- No, don't worry about me.

- Now, Kate, now.

- Now?

- The portal's going to close.

- All right.

- Go.

- Jesus.

- Whoo! Oh, God.

- You can do it. Don't look down. Shit.

- Charlie...

- I'll love you forever.

-Love you.

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Meet the Parents

- Because you were seeking my approval?

-Yes.

- Because you love Pam?

- Yes.

-Do you want to marry her? Do you want to marry her?

- I did. Till I met you.

- What does that mean?

- I love your daughter. I love her more than anything. But frankly, sir, I'm terrified of being your son-in-law. This weekend has made me doubt that I could even survive in your family.

-I think you've got some serious issues.

- If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter?

- Would you lighten up a lot?

- Y...

- Yes or no?

-Yes.

- Would you let us live our lives?

- I promise not to interfere in your lives.

-Stop making fun of me for being a nurse?

- Could you at least try to consider another profession? Jack, yes or no?

- Ever?

- No.  0K, yes.

- Let me and Pam sleep together?

- Don't push it, Focker. You're in a real mess. Would you support my daughter

the way she deserves to be?

- Yes.

- Would you be honest and faithful?

- Yes.

- Will you devote yourself entirely to her for the rest of your life?

- 0f course.

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Walk to remember

-Where are we going

-Just hold on, you'll see. Come on, come on. Let's go!

-What are we doing?

-Run! Okay, okay. Stand there.

-All right.

-One foot there, and one foot here.Okay.

- You're acting crazy. What's going on?

- Right now, you're straddling the state line.

- Okay.

- You're in two places at once.Okay, butterfly, rosebud or star?You choose.

-Butterfly.

-Okay.

- Where do you want it?

- Right here.

- Okay.

- How can you see places like this.....and have moments like this, and not believe?

You're lucky to be so sure. It's like the wind. I can't see it, but I feel it.What do you feel?

I feel wonder and beauty......joy, love. I mean, it's the center of everything.

- I might kiss you.

- I might be bad at it. That's not possible.

- I love you.

- Now would be the time to say something. I told you not to fall in love with me.

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Bride and prejudice

- Well, er, to be honest......what I do miss most is companionship.You know, you can get very lonely in such a big place and...and... Lalita, I like you. You're very peppy and bright, and I wanna marry you and bring you back. I spoke to your mother...

- You spoke to her?

- Yes, she's very enthusiastic.

- I'm sorry, you should have spoken to me first. I'm not ready to be married. I... I really can't accept.

- Well, Lalita, I'm offering to take you to America, huh? You and your family will have no more worries.

- I could never be the kind of wife that could make you happy. And I don't think you could make me happy either.

- I work for some of the richest people in America. I have savings and bonds and stocks

and you wouldn't even have to work.

- But I like working.

- OK. OK. Oh...

- You know, you may never get such a good offer like this one again.

- I'm sorry. It's too, too much tension for me now.

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Confetti

-Who knows what, er...nose they'll... get.Mainly, we've just sort of found out that the only people we really need to be naked in front of is each other.

We don't call ourselves naturists any more. We call ourselves...

- Well, I call myself Michael.

- And I'm Joanna.

- And, er, yeah. That seems to work better.

- Better, I think.

- Erm...

- You're not doing this, are you?

- Are you... Are you really doing this?

- Shh, be quiet. This is my bit.

- Er, Gregory Hough, erm... I... Will you marry me? Is that the right hand?

-It's actually...

-One love. Peace.

- Don't stand around on the edges of other people's weddings crying at pretty brides and thinking, "Oh, wouldn't it be nice if?" If you see what you want, go and get it. So that's what we're doing.

And you should too.

-Heron and Hough, your dreams are enough.

- You were great.

- Well, you were.

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Guess Who

- Simon, I told you not to look at him straight in the eye.

- I don't think Percy Jones is ready. I think Percy Jones needs more time. A lot more time for Percy Jones.

- Are you getting cold feet, Simon?

- No. No, I'm not getting cold feet.

- I can't wait to marry you.

- Make babies with you.

- Give me a daughter that looks just like you.

- I can work on that.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- And hopefully, I can be a good dad.

-I think you'll be a great dad.

-You're never gonna be like your father, Simon. Maybe I can be like yours.

- Like Percy?

- Yeah.

- No.

- Baby, Percy Jones is a good dad.

-He's there for you. He cares about you. He loves you so much.

-He does.

-We just have to get him to love you.

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Jumping the Broom

-Look, Sabrina, ever since I met you, I've felt like... Like I can accomplish anything, anywhere. New York, China. It doesn't matter, аs long as we're together. You've introduced me to a world that I can't even begin to imagine living without you. I don't want to. I want you in my life forever. Sabrina, I prayed on it, and God answered me with you. Sabrina Watson, would you marry me?

- You scared me!

- Babe, is that a yes?

- Yes!

-You said yes, right?

-Yes.

- Come here. I'm so unpredictable yet your love's unconditional for me And I wanna know why

-How can you love me so much, girl?

-Put up with all of the crazy things I do

-It's incredible.

-You like it?

-It's amazing.

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Just Married

-You're Iying.

- What?

- Your nostrils always flare when you lie. Flare! Flare!

-They're not flaring. I'm not Iying.

-Honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just really overwhelmed.

-Promise we'll never lie to each other.

-It's a promise.

-I love you so much.

-Listen, Sarah...

-I wanna marry you, Tom Leezak.

-I wanna marry you, too.

-Why do you bring Dodge to front? ParK at service entrance!

- Open the gate, Yuan.

- OK.

-Here we go!

-Whoo!

-Well, well, well...

-What a surprise.

- Welcome to the family, Tom.

- Thank you, Mrs McNerney.

-Oh, you can call me Pussy now.

-Thank you... Pussy.

-Well, wonderful. Wonderful!

-Yuan, champagne for everybody!