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I would be so healthy if high carb foods weren't so yummy

Shout out to ten year old me for reading The Name of the Wind and not getting nightmares because I was looking at art for the series the other day and dude. Ten year old me must have been really good at blocking at character descriptions and traumatic plot points

i-just-wanna

Aphantasia. It's called aphantasia. I am not good at blocking out descriptions. I literally cannot form mental images. There's nothing to block out because I can't picture it in the first place

maybe it's just me but if you're selling your home for five million I don't think your selling point should be that the place has a full kitchen

thinking about the time my ob said no we can't test for gestational diabetes with regular juice after I vomited the test mixture but to this day I get nauseous after drinking a large glass of apple juice so idk all I'm saying is I think it would have been worth a shot

I crochet with a lot of yarn that has excess dye and the urge to wear white gloves and create a memory of all the things I'm made is so strong

no cause tell me why every time I finally fix my sleep cycles to something resembling normal my husband has to travel for work or school and all it takes is the consecutive days on my own and sleep doesn't happen until at least four in the morning and it'll take another several months to fix it, just in time for another trip

Heard a story of someone who learned he could stop a manic episode at the onset if he went directly to a wings place and ordered the absolute spiciest thing to be had. He didn't have a high spice tolerance, and so spicy overload did a sort of hard reset. I thought hey that's pretty cool, let me give it a try. Fool. My spice tolerance gets better by the day and I have merely trained myself to crave spice if I feel even a hint of some type of way

no cause tell me why I splurged on fresh strawberries for my smoothie and it tasted way worse than frozen ones

no cause tell me why I finally nearly had my heat rashes cleared up and then I stood outside in the rain for two minutes and they're back to full force

pov your headphones have a custom equalizer setup like the eye doctors where you tell it what sounds best and then it tells you this is your setting now and mine is +9 base they really said we know the only thing you care about is whether or not you can feel the sound

wondering why I'm awake still like I can't see the medication reminder on my phone that lets me know I haven't taken my sleepy pills yet

low key kinda weird to live somewhere where random 10/15 degree temperature changes from day to day in the summer doesn't mean trouble after growing up in tornado alley

venerable-thief

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

the end of an era

#joann fabrics

captainkingsley

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

kyraneko

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks

you misunderstand, this isn't 'I look like the ground so predators walk right past me' camouflage, this is 'I look like the savannah grass so I can pounce on unsuspecting prey' camouflage

they're hiding in the hoards to bite the hands of unsuspecting humans who sneak past mama

aquawyrm

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

roach-works

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

heateron

I splurged and got a fancy name brand quality set of crochet hooks and that's how I found out my off brand ones aren't the sizes they claim to be (surprise surprise) so now I have no choice but to finish my project with my old hooks while looking longingly at my new ones

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