MY FAVORITE VINES
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ā What the FUCK is up ___? Noā what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ā
ā You have been stopped! ā
ā You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCHā. ā
ā Today my brother pushed me so Iām starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be Iād get pushed way less. ā
ā Well now, calm down, we donāt wanna panic at the disco. ā
ā Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ā
ā Oh my god, why canāt you just take the freakinā complimEEEENT? ā
ā What the FUCK _____? ā
ā Thatās is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ā
ā STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ā
ā Okay you know what, youāre on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ā
ā This house is a fucking NIGHTMAREā ā
ā Honey thatās a flyer for a lawn service . ā
ā Hey hey hey, kids, kids! ā¦ [MUSEāS NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! ā¦ Honey can you be quiet, Iām just trying to do something. ā
ā On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ā
ā I wonāt hesitate, bitch. ā
ā Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ā
ā I love you, bitch! I aināt gonna ever stop loving youā BITCH! ā
ā Waddup, Iām ____ Iām [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ā
ā Miss me with that gay shit. ā
ā Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ā
ā This is why mom doesnāt FUCKING love you! ā
ā ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, youāre going to get in trouble. ā
ā Iām a bad bitch, you canāt kill me! āĀ
ā Waaait a minute. Who are you? ā
ā Iāve never been to oovoo javer. ā
ā How do you know whatās good for me? ā
ā Thatās my opINIOOOOOOON! ā
ā Ah, fuckā I canāt believe youāve done this. ā
[sobbing] ā I donāt have enough money for chicken nuggets. ā
ā Uuh, Iām not finished. ā
ā First off, letāsā oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ā
ā Hey, turn off the flash you fucking moron! āĀ
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