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dawatcher

#dawatcher

valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

64mpg

i’m on onion rings right now

64mpg

get me my keys NOW

frogtonguekiss

oh the gorgeosity you are supremely divine

frogtonguekiss

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

frogtonguekiss

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

frogtonguekiss

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

frogtonguekiss

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

frogtonguekiss

god's wife of amun

frogtonguekiss

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

frogtonguekiss

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more

fucxingcuties

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

pissvortex

smoke-in-the-winds

“Wow, yeah, I’ve never heard of that, it sounds really fucked up. Bet those perverts south of here would do it though”

ouroborosorder

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

px41

It's june

timsplosion

the world's most gaymer, rainbow dash, manages to survive the plague by being too epic

fluttersharpi

Based off of true events, pretty happy with how this one turned out🦋💛🦀

worldfamouscookie99dollars

my pet ant is going yandere for a crumb

inthevasoline

guys what should my 10,000th post be

inthevasoline

im so fucking stupid

starrynet

that’s his little guy!!

littleguysdaily

I wish I had what they have...

vintagegeekculture

In 2007, legendary Hall of Fame baseball player and broadcaster, Bob Uecker, stayed in a Pittsburgh hotel that was home to Anthrocon, the largest furry convention in the world. While broadcasting, the octogenarian sports legend said that "they call themselves furriers, I believe," and "the furrier society were checking themselves in just as the team arrived. A little strange, but....that's their thing."

As Anthrocon is historically held minutes from PNC Park where the Pittsburgh Pirates play, many baseball players have an association with furry. For example, former Major League MVP for the Pittsburgh Pirates, Andrew "Cutch" McCutchen (average: .419) always tweeted about furries when Anthrocon was in town for Pittsburgh home games. On a podcast hosted by the former quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Cutch was asked point blank if he was a furry, and he said he "had no fursona." McCutchen's fascination with furries is so well known that there is a t-shirt design with Cutch in Pittsburgh with the word "FURRIES" on it.

The strangest part of all is this: McCutchen has notably improved performance during home games held at the same time as Anthrocon, and it was observed that if he continued his performance at the same level he does when Anthrocon is in town, Cutch would be the greatest baseball player in history.

necromancelena

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

megapope-deactivated20220531

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.