carbs n giggles

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[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[pissvortex]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love you sharp strong aquiline nose women and we have to kill the button nose/rhinoplasty plague together

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[wholesome-animal-images]

[capacity2]

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[livestockguardiangod]

Maremma Sheepdog serving as a penguin protection dog in Australia, source.

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

poll song #710

[pixlerelish]

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

[beanarie]

She’s just as unstable, but not as obvious, because she’s trying to distract her own problems with his problems. (Lucy Liu on Joan Watson)

[reasonably-annoyed-fog]

Joan: I don’t like to open up, people already know to much about me.

her family, her friends, the police, Everyone, Moriarty: we know exactly three things about you

Sherlock: Ah, see, I know five things about her, because I’m her best friend and I read her mail

[wizardarchetypes]

”we’ve been trying to reach you”

GET in line

[wizardarchetypes]

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

[zemathememequeen]

All I want for Christmas is for the AI bubble to pop

[thatsparrow]

it's december happy "I Heard a Bird Sing" by oliver herford season

[thatsparrow]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

very few people have yellow as their favorite color but the people who do are always unhinged about it

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]