I've made a huge mistake

[johnturturro]

just another day stanning libraries

[exitwound]

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[escuerzoresucitado]

[leahplease]

Time for bed

*sleeps in and misses millions of years of evolution*

[konoko]

[unclefather]

[pinkymeowie]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉

[armedandgayngerous]

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

[raincityruckus]

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

[djmixedtape]

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[killtheteendream]

i can still quote fran’s response word for word

[kohl-yis]

she

she just

she just did that

[thecobrasnakee]

I look like I can’t cook, that’s accurate

[kingisthetitle]

she sounds so disappointed in herself 😂

[pileofknives]

Beyoncé makes you ramen noodles, they’re somehow burnt and frozen. You get food poisoning. It’s the best meal you’ve ever had.

[snorlaxatives]

i just wanna give a special shoutout to pineapples for being literally one of the best fruits in the world they’re sweet and juicy and everything a fruit should be

[spaghetti-divination]

And they dissolve your flesh if you have it on your skin for too long!

[snorlaxatives]

love that!

[ronansparrishs-deactivated20200]

“Omg every girl is gonna be Harley Quinn for Halloween” every guy has been batman for like 94 years shut the fuck up you insufferable toe