[deathtomisery]

This Could Be Heartbreak - The Amity Affliction / Stay Bold 

[cherabby]

“Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc”

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

[theravenchilde]

#basically the plot of x-men

[shotgun-wizard-deactivated20160]

#literally the plot of x-men 

[hell0-there-lady]

The reality of Instagram Modeling

[medic981]

This is important.

[daddy-war-stache]

I mean also just a handy guide

[thelittlekit-deactivated2018042]

i drawed a picture of my best friend on my phone! bits of it aren’t very good but i think i like it anyway ❣️

[castle-happy]

O N Y O U R P H O N E

[thelittlekit-deactivated2018042]

yes???

[makemeabrewplease]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

half of north america is on fire and the other half is getting pounded by abnormally powerful hurricanes

future’s looking pretty bright lads

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

literally anything west of like colorado that isn’t a desert is basically on fire

[daggers-drawn]

It’s almost as if the globe was like, getting warmer.

[votewithyourjohnson]

reason #154831 out of 46832165432 that chyler leigh is a rolemodel, idol and my actual mom

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via painthands)

[iheartmrscarter]

“In honor of her birthday, Beyoncé’s loved ones dedicate the songs that narrate their most cherished moments with her.”

beyonce.com

[bideogaymes]

why am i crying in the club

[gothicprep]

you guys realize that not accepting an apology is an option that people have, right? & that taking this option dznt automatically make someone an asshole? i know it’s shocking, but you can, like, not forgive ppl and be totally justified in doing so. i too was surprised when i first learned this, but if you think abt it, it makes a lot of sense!

[failurestink]

also like if someone won’t take “I don’t forgive you” as an answer and starts guilt tripping you to forgive them, they have shown their true colours

[captain-fucking-levi]

[rigbone]

Black Mirror season 4

[blackness-by-your-side]

[constantneverland]

This is beautiful and heart breaking

[distractedboyfriend]

Stay the fuck away from this dude

[iapislazuli]

facts about mort the lemur from the Madagascar series that you should know

 he is 35 years old in the movie series, and 50 years old in the spinoff series “All Hail King Julien”. however, in the madegascar timeline, this spinoff takes place before the events of the movies, suggesting it is some kind of alternate universe, or perhaps a continuity error.

he is obsessed with feet. his obsession is so consuming that it gives him the raw strength to uproot a tree with his bare hands, if given feet as an incentive. 

in “All Hail King Julien: Exiled”, julian starts a nightclub called “Club Moist”. mort is the star entertainer here, going by the stage name Pork. his main act is singing a song called “I Love Your Toes” about king julian’s feet. yes. this is all entirely, 100% true. i cant make it up, seriously

this song has a full version on youtube 

this next fact i cant even think of a way to meaningfully communicate in my own words so im just gonna copy/paste an except from his wikia page: 

“In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, it is revealed that Mort is of a species that is immortal and can suck out the life force of other immortals giving them multiple personalities. This explains Smart Mort. Also, it is revealed that Mort sucked out his grandmother’s life force, and she now lives inside his mind.”

also, according to the wiki, his most important quote is “FEEEEET!” 

[celestialrunes]

i didnt need to know any of this

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

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[purpletangyvaginas]

[lyjerria]

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[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[amemoryofkaye]

Lmao “No ma'am. I know not who you speak of.”

[exmellivorinae]

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

[a-windsor]

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

[exmellivorinae]

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

[a-windsor]

YOU ARE WELCOME