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lol hey

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thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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I got banned from a marijuana forum for continually spelling it “wead.”

[dynamohedron]

are u sure it was not because u are a nazi

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You keep his shirt. He keeps his word.  taylorswift

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Emma Watson on ‘her naked pictures’ rumors in Media

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#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

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this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail! 

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Me??? Oversensitive???!??!! How could you say that this is the worst thing that’s ever happened in the history of the world and I can’t stop crying

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me: *finds 30 chapter fic at 2 am*

brain: hoe don't do it

me: *clicks chapter one*

brain: oh my god

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I think we know who taylor’s real inspirations are

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TRASHY MOVIES THE SIGNS SHOULDN'T WATCH

Aries: 50 Shades of Grey

Taurus: Fifty Shades of Grey

Gemini: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Cancer: 50SOG

Leo: fiFTY SHADES OF GREY

Virgo: Fifty Shades of Grey.

Libra: Fifty Shades of Grey

Scorpio: Fifty Shades of Grey

Sagittarius: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Capricorn: Fifty Shades of Grey

Aquarius: Fifty Shades

Pisces: fifty shades of grey

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THE SIGNS READING A HOROSCOPE THAT THEY DON'T RELATE TO

Aries: WRONG

Taurus: I knew this was bullshit

Gemini: Trash

Cancer: Ok but I relate sometimes

Leo: I want 2 choose my own fate

Virgo: Whoever writes this is dumb

Libra: Lol so inaccurate

Scorpio: ...Not really

Sagittarius: Haha ur funny

Capricorn: The stars do not dictate my life in any way.

Aquarius: Astrology is a pseudoscience

Pisces: *Tries to relate to it anyways*

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SIGNS AS A KING/QUEEN

Aries: One two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND

Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST

Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy

Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.

Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants!!!

Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War

Libra: I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!!!!!

Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #tru

Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite???

Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER

Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now

Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!