A bit of everything

she/her I range from fluffy cute stuff to idiotic ironic humor to gore and creepy things, so if you are triggered by any of this please be careful!

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[the-haiku-bot]

but if you’re a cat…

the boss cat is the one that

grooms the other cats.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ophyaura]

Stage of the Golden Witch

[ophyaura]

Ciahoot, everyone! I'm Ophy c:

This is my first post on Tumbrl! Ciahoot, everyone! I'm Ophy, a pastel owl Vtuber, artist and Umineko fangirl! If you'd like to receive random fangirling moments (especially on OSTs), updates on my streaming schedules or random sketch/art posts, we're happy to welcome you in our Parlialcove! Grab a complementary blanket and chill with me uwu

[dionysiaproductions]

Pop-up Pemberley!

It's going to be a self-indulgent Christmas decoration (that's why all the garlands)

harp! I'm going to add one those record-your-own greeting card devices to it, so it'll play music.

Jane & Bingley can be moved and then they can dance:

(They're not very good dancers but they're cute so it's fine.)

This was for @janeuary-month's harp prompt.

[dionysiaproductions]

Pop-up Pemberley!

It's going to be a self-indulgent Christmas decoration (that's why all the garlands)

harp! I'm going to add one those record-your-own greeting card devices to it, so it'll play music.

Jane & Bingley can be moved and then they can dance:

(They're not very good dancers but they're cute so it's fine.)

This was for @janeuary-month's harp prompt.

[hoshizorua]

“The girl you’ve been trying to protect all this time— is really a manipulative witch who shackles people’s hearts!”

[firstknightvulion]

I really wish we got more into Squall’s head when Rinoa first asks him to dance. Of course, we can imagine. And make it really funny.

Squall leaning against the column, resting bitch face at the ready. He sips from his champagne glass.

Squall (Internal Dialogue 1): This is fucking ginger ale.

Squall (Internal Dialogue 2): Dude, we’re seventeen.

Squall (Internal Dialogue 1): Yesterday, I killed like fifteen guys. I think I can get a damn drink.

As the intense, internal argument rages inside his head, Squall glances up at the night sky through the enormous sky light. A shooting star blazes into his view. He follows its descent until his eyes land on a pretty girl in a white dress. Their eyes meet and she smiles at him, pointing towards the sky.

Squall (Internal Dialogue 2): Shit! Eye contact! What do we do?!

Squall (Internal Dialogue 1): Relax. It’s just eye contact. It’s not like she’s gonna come over.

Rinoa begins to approach, her eyes never leaving Squall’s.

Squall (Internal Dialogue 2): OH FUCK!!! She’s coming closer!

Squall (Internal Dialogue 1): Hey, she looked us in the eye! She needs to take responsibility! Maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll tell us not to stare like a creeper!

Rinoa: *walks up and smiles* You’re the best looking guy here. Dance with me?

Squall (Internal Dialogue 2): *crying hysterically*

Squall (Internal Dialogue 1): I can’t do this, man! Just ignore her! Maybe she’ll go away!

Squall: *turns away and takes a sip of his drink*

Rinoa: Let me guess…you’ll only dance with someone you like.

Squall (Internal Dialogue 1): Good! She took the hint! Now we gotta sneak out and not talk to anything for a month. That’ll make us feel better.

Rinoa: Ok then. *her hand shoots up, her fingers inches from Squall’s face* Look into my eyes…

Squall (Internal Dialogue 2): *dies*

Rinoa: *chanting and twirling her fingers* You’re-going-to-like-me, you’re-going-to-like-me…did it work?

Squall (Internal Dialogue 2): *revives* Fuck, we’re in love. Talk. Use words. We know those. WOO HER!

Squall (Internal Dialogue 1): Bullshit! We can still get out of this! Observe!

Squall: …I can’t dance.

Squall: (Internal Dialogue 2): You weak-ass motherfucker. How dare you stand against destiny?!

Rinoa: You’ll be fine. Come on. *grabs Squall by the arm and starts dragging* I’m looking for someone. I can’t be on the dance floor alone.

Squall (Internal Dialogue 1): NOOOOOOO!!!!

Squall (Internal Dialogue 2): YEEEEESSS!!!

I hope I have conveyed the internal struggle of one Squall Leonhart to the satisfaction of everyone. I love torturing characters. It’s fun.

VII, VIII and IX are very near and dear to my heart.

[kitkat9400]

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[yoannlossel]

"Les Jardins de Nuit" (censored version) - Mixed media: colored pencils, pastels, ink, and gold leaf on paper. I created this artwork in 2020 for my book Forgotten Gods.

[revvethasmythh]

+ bonus

[rudjedet]

Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost

The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction

The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity

We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either

Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender

The gods didn’t actually have animal heads

Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)

The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous

Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”

[thatlittleegyptologist]

The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit

[rudjedet]

‘No soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!’ is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad “batteries”

While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didn’t align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years ago 

The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved

[rudjedet]

The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum

Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose

Akhenaten was not a “heretic” by contemporary standards

Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessors’ buildings/reliefs and isn’t really deserving of the epithet “the Great”

The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)

[rudjedet]

While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didn’t actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition

It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that

Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass

[rudjedet]

I can’t believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On

Seth was not the god of “evil”, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasn’t completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies

[rudjedet]

Hats off to the few of you who’re reblogging this with tags saying you’re going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.

Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:

Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids

Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt

Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt

Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt

Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization

Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt

Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt

Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt

Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)

McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt:  Laundry Lists and Love Songs

Te Velde, H., Seth, God of Confusion 

[rudjedet]

Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks

[chronic-backpain]

Excuse me please post ancient erotica link

[rudjedet]

hey it’s not my fault people keep reblogging the version without it!

[mahrahpalestine]

Most of you think that the people in Gaza are finally relieved.

No.

They are NOT.

Have any real temporary shelters been allowed in?

Tents? Blankets? Mattresses?

Clothes for families, especially for the children?

It’s November and the weather is getting cold. Kids barely have enough clothes and shoes.

But no one is thinking about any of this, especially those who want to implement a “peace plan.”

No!!!!! It not in their mind because they do not see us as humans.

No dignity. No justice. No peace.

[mahrahpalestine]

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[puddox]

I see the original post going around every so often and it saddens me a little that it's never accompanied by this thread explaining why it's completely understandable how a child would arrive at these spellings in accordance with english phonetics

[frustrationinexcelsis]

One thing that's worth noting about English is that its alphabet was not developed for it -- it's the Latin alphabet, which was originally developed to write, well, Latin. This means that the original set of letters evolved to write and represent one specific language's set of sounds, and later had to be adapted to write an entirely distinct language's set. There's going to be some awkward jury-rigging! It's easier to see in other languages that we're less intimately familiar with -- it's fairly easy to see how, say, Welsh or Pinyin writing don't really fit within an alphabet that was not developed with their phonology in mind, but English is in a fairly similar situation.

For example. Some Latinate languages, take Italian, have around five vowel sounds, going up a little counting relatively minor variants. Germanic languages have a lot more vowel sounds that Latinate ones do, however -- English has upward of a dozen, which need to be represented with five-maybe-six letters. That's why the As in "And", "Ball" and "Face" sound so different -- they're not the same vowels!

As another example, take the word "Thought" -- sound it out. There are only really three sounds/mouth movements going on in most pronunciations -- a sibilant against the front teeth ("Th"), a vowel noise in the back of the throat ("ough"), and the final tap ("t"). Seven letters for three sounds!

What's interesting is that if you look at archaic versions of English there are more letters, like thorn (Þ, "th", lost in the Old-Middle English transition) and æsh (Æ, still present in older variants of modern English). The loss of some of the older letters like Þ, I think, may be rooted in how they were used more for sounds that were used more in Old English, which wasn't used for writing very much, but not in Norman and Latin, which were the prestige languages used for most formal writing, so there was less urgency to preserve symbols not used in written language very much.

[sharkymot]

Im funny as hell

[catskid100]

open RP

“Hey~”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

[catskid100]

“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vertigoartgore]

Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley in the Naked Gun Trilogy.