(( OOC: Based off of âWe Were Infiniteâ by @wolfstar-puppylove ( with minor changes to fit into my marauder time-line. *thumbs up* ) ))Â
*Grimmauld Place shakes with Walburgaâs screams as news of Andromedaâs wedding reaches the Black household*Â
*crashes sound from Orionâs study, Walburgaâs shrill voice carrying upstairs*
Walburga: A MUDBLOOD!? FILTH! TRAITOR!Â
Sirius: *slams his quill down on his desk*Â
Sirius: *mutter furiously to himself* Merlin, crazy old bat.Â
Sirius: *nearly rips the door of his bedroom off its hinges* OI!Â
Sirius: This is fucking ridiculous. *sits back down and attempts to focus on his homework*Â
Sirius: *Doesnât move, hoping Orion wonât call again*Â
Sirius: *enters Orionâs study to find Walburga with her wand pointed at a smoking Black Family Tree, Andromedaâs name now reduced to charcoal*Â
Orion: Your mother and I have something weâd like to discuss with you.
Sirius: *wary* No thanks, Iâll stand.Â
Sirius: NoâŠ. no no noâŠÂ
Sirius: *snarls* Forget it. You two might be into the whole âincestâ thing⊠but Iâm not going to fuck my own cousin, just so you can have your purebred, two-headed offspring!Â
Christ, this is crazy, even for you!Â
Walburga: *shrieks* We will not have you sullying the bloodline with mudblood filth! You are the heir to the Noble house of-Â
Sirius: *sighs dramatically* I know, I know.Â
Sirius: I just canât seem to help myself. Must be the inbreeding.Â
Walburga: *dangerously* You will not spread our bloodline to filth, boy.Â
Sirius: *laughs* A little to late for that, mumsy dear.Â
Orion: ⊠What are you talking about?
Sirius: Halfbreeds⊠âMudbloodsâ⊠I like em all. If you think I give two shits about keeping the Black line âpureâ youâre sadly mistaken.Â