you're free to use my bullshit for cubes, commander, etc., but beware
i use cardconjurer.app to create my cards
i take requests of just about anything but no guarantee i do them
some things nicked from r/hellscube
blog mechanics under the cut
penis size: a third statline that is absolutely meaningless
possession: a bouncing designation like the monarch that tracks goals and wins games. pretty much exclusive to me evertonposting
match: an enchantment type that is two enchantments stuck together. like rooms. but you have to hit face and choose a side to trigger
reblog: copy the text box of one permanent onto another (in addition, like mutate)
playing a magic the gathering draft with you and im seated to your right and I pass you my pack and as you look through the cards to make your pick you realize that I have scribbled on the basic land: "do you like me" with a yes and no box for each player in the draft
Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT
Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT