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[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

this came to me in a vision (Pinterest board)

[makingdemands]

Can I throw something out into to the ether? Dan and Phil trying kama sutra positions. The hilarity and hotness of them trying to maneuver their long limbs into position.

i actually love this concept so much but it would be sooo hard to write 😭😭 we should pitch this as a video idea

[insomniac-ink]

Phil whimsy posting

[kankalin]

dan and phil get out of my brain!!! let me draw something else!!!!

[insomniac-ink]

6 months post hard launch

[makingdemands]

wear no disguise for me

(rated E, 9.9k words)

3 scenes of dan and phil getting phreaky

[jiiin22]

when they see the future…

ref: KozuMegu Love Live!

[reunitedinterlude]

phil getting swept away <3 (tatinof credit)

bonus:

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Sister Daniel (Outfit) (3) Masterlist

part one // part one, part two

After Midnight (ao3) - thatsmistertoyou

Summary: On Halloween, Phil meets a mysterious performer in a nun costume.

Boring House Party (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry

Summary: After leaving a boring Halloween party early, Phil meets a tall stranger in a nun costume…

Build God, Then We'll Talk (ao3) - unchartedwife

Summary: Tonight, tenants range from a lawyer and a "virgin" accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie

Dan Howell's life is a mess. He is a failed lawyer, gay catholic sex worker, and dressed as a slutty nun. Phil is a successful, rich lawyer who makes a dirty deal that may save Dan's life.

exposure therapy (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: "Hello," Sister Daniel purrs. "I heard somebody needed to be reminded who I am, hmm?"

"I-um." Phil's throat has gone dry. "I remember you," he manages to protest.

"Really?" A sarcastic edge to her tone slices the sultry in two. "You were asked to name a Halloween costume, and you couldn't think of me?"

This is the thing, Phil understands. Yes, Dan is competitive. But he doesn't want to win against an opponent who never stood a chance. He wants Phil to fight back.

Forgive me father (for I have sinned) (ao3) - harrysbabyboo

Summary: Dan, Phil and their crew have gone out for Halloween part way through tour.

Dan in his nun costume revels in all the attention people are giving him and Phil doesn’t like it at all, smut ensues.

Happy Birthday, Phil Lester! (ao3) - CheeIsntOnFire

Summary: Dan has a portable stripper pole installed in their bedroom for Phil's birthday, and a very special guest makes an appearance.

I Constantly Thank God For Sister Daniel (ao3) - dalienhowlter

Summary: Dan comes back from We’re All Doomed tour absolutely exhausted. Phil is in for a treat when his boyfriend surprises him with a costume he bought last minute for Halloween.

I’d love to try a lady (ao3) - makingdemands

Summary: “Guess what I saw on Twitter today.”

“I’m not sure I wanna know…”

“Imagine Sister Daniel topping Phil”

“Can’t say that surprises me. Is there something you want to tell me, Phil Lester? You in your bisexual era for real this time?”

Rosary Looped (ao3) - scaryfangirl2001

Summary: Phil is playing Crash Bandicoot when Sister Daniel shakes things up

Sister (Daniel), I'm Not Much (ao3) - chewswisely777

Summary: Phil doesn't mind not being a party person, but coming to terms with not being straight is a much bigger challenge, especially with a beautiful girl always throwing herself at him. She drags him to a party, and there he meets a flirty, crossdressing nun who doesn't mind trying something new if it means getting Phil to confront his sexuality long enough to get him in bed.

Style (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: Dan is scared about what it means to wear women's clothes. Phil encourages him.

tights (ao3) - golbrocklovely

Summary: dan's on tour and goes out for halloween as sister daniel. he decides to send some pics to phil, showing off his costume. phil misses him a lot, and they decide to catch up over facetime.

We're (Not) All Doomed (Just Phil) (ao3) - Gracefulblabber

Summary: A solo tour was the perfect opportunity for Dan to spread his wings as a separate creator. It was the perfect opportunity to prove that they could function separately. God, it sucked so bad. Thank Christ for video chats...

Where is your boy tonight? (ao3) - makingdemands

Summary: Dan calls Phil after that Halloween night in Nashville and tells him about the guy he kissed at the club.

[makingdemands]

where is your boy tonight?

(rated E, 6.5k words)

sister daniel kisses a man at the club in nashville and dan calls phil to tell him all about it

[makingdemands]

I know you apologized for it, but mayhaps you consider writing bottom!dan? *runs into the distance*

omg thank you for your interest but i fear dan has conditioned me to love bossy power bottom phil way too much. i’ve always been into a more sub!dan/dom!phil lean and i think back in the day when i was younger i conflated that with them being bottom and top respectively. but ever since dan started pushing this power bottom phil and service top dan agenda i just go crazy for it!!!! it’s not outside of the realm of possibility, like maybe if i got a real specific fic idea worm in my brain but unlikely!! sorry :<

[makingdemands]

i’d love to try a lady (rated E, 12k words)

“Imagine Sister Daniel topping Phil” Phil giggled as he recited the tweet he had seen, his tongue peeking cheekily out from between his teeth.

“Can’t say that surprises me.” Dan responded. He looked suspiciously at Phil, it wasn’t really anything out of the ordinary for their fans to say. Why did Phil feel the need to bring it up to him? “Is there something you want to tell me, Phil Lester? You in your bisexual era for real this time?”

Phil rolled his eyes, “No, but seriously imagine it—”

“Did you actually just “no but seriously imagine it” me?” Dan interrupted, barely able to get the words out in between his shocked chuckles. He threw his head back with harder laughter as it fully sunk in.

“Dan!” Phil protested, trying to hold back his own laughter.

“I can’t believe you said that unironically.”

[reunitedinterlude]

we are chained together

[reunitedinterlude]

cute & adorable

[woosaan]

Ateez as memes in my camera roll

[yunwooz]

hongjoong: is mean just a little bit no one: wooyoung: giggling kicking screaming

[slimetony]

Did you hear that they are replacing websites and social mead with a lovely dim sum meal with all your friends twice a year