color my life.

i'm jacob. sophomore @ TSU. nineteen. ΑΦΩ. I stan for Julie Chen, Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Celine Dion, & Lauren Conrad.  Self Proclaimed Squirrel Whisperer.

[makingghistoryy]

talking to straight white boys

boy: let's play twenty questions

me: okay, what's your favorite color?

boy: triangle, have you had sex yet?

[xprofessor]

[automatically]

when your crush passes by

[onlytwitterpics]

[flipphonegoth]

“god, you’re so tight” “thanks you’re pretty cool too”

[vandercunt-deactivated20181213]

MY WINTER B A N G E R 

[tomlinmeme-deactivated20140811]

[furbearingbrick]

↖ has a nice butt

[makingghistoryy]

me online: *fuLL OF EMOTION!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS EVERWHERE!!! NEEDS TO CALM DOWN*

me irl: has not made a facial expression in 5 days

[arthur-recaps]

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

[legalmexican]

SHE WAS SO COLD

[securethewig]

My daughter

[preaths]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Karma’s a bitch and then you bleed

[pleatedjeans]

[makingghistoryy]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: vampire weekend needs to release a 4th album because my life depends on it but ezra said he hasn't worked on it much & doesn't want to rush it & baio is busy working on his solo album and there's a good chance they wont put any new music out until late 2016 or early 2017

[jimshdunnnn-deactivated20160902]

im a fucking clingy ass person so i love when other people are clingy too like yes please reassure me that you don’t hate me and you actually enjoy being around me

[sexemulators]

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.

Johnny Deep (via quotethatword)

[spudsexuall]

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision