ideal radiostatic dynamic is both of them think the other is the most attractive demon in hell and everyone is envious of their luck, meanwhile everyone else looks at them like "can you come get your freak of a man he's doing things" about them both
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ideal radiostatic dynamic is both of them think the other is the most attractive demon in hell and everyone is envious of their luck, meanwhile everyone else looks at them like "can you come get your freak of a man he's doing things" about them both
I think in general we gotta let Alastor be evil more. He would have gotten along with the Vees on screen in canon if we got more screentime because he's evil! He's nasty just like they are! He does not conceive of himself as being morally superior to Velvette or Valentino, ala Dexter from Dexter. To the extent he considers himself superior to them it's in the way that a predator is superior to prey.
Let my man commit atrocities he deserves a treat :(
Frequency
It has been 2 days and nobody within 4 social asked, I'm honestly surpised and yeah you can hate me now
"Alastor and Lucifer should bond over being held captive by Vox" wrong, Vox and Alastor should make fun of him for getting caught like that
Hi guys . Did you know these are both plasma displays.
Did you know this is the wavelength of the light most plasma tvs can produce.
and did you. did you know that with plasma tvs....
in other words alastor is haunting my goddamn vox technical specs research and its driving me insane
Season 3 of Hazbin should do what the Mario movie sequel did and just have Alastor and Vox being inexplicably friends again with no context or buildup.
Even better would this being ALSO a surprise to the rest of the cast.
Alastor: Oh dear, this sounds like something we might need the help of my good pal Vox to solve!
The entire hotel: VOX?!??!
Alastor, completely serious: Yes! Surely you remember him from that whole kerfuffle a while ago?
Charlie: Alastor, Vox tried to take over heaven! And destroy the hotel! AND HE KEPT YOU PRISONER!
Alastor: And?
Would this be good storytelling? No.
Would it be funny? Yes.
Found abusive family
Sometimes a group of queer, traumatized people come together and beat the shit out of each other and do DARVO tactics to recreate what their parents did to them. And that's beautiful.
Your comments mean something even when the author never replies.
Sometimes your comments mean something especially when the author never replies.
exactly this
Fuck? Marry? Nahhh 🍰🔪🩸
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Ref Recs for Whump Writers
Violence: A Writer’s Guide: This is not about writing technique. It is an introduction to the world of violence. To the parts that people don’t understand. The parts that books and movies get wrong. Not just the mechanics, but how people who live in a violent world think and feel about what they do and what they see done.
Hurting Your Characters: HURTING YOUR CHARACTERS discusses the immediate effect of trauma on the body, its physiologic response, including the types of nerve fibers and the sensations they convey, and how injuries feel to the character. This book also presents a simplified overview of the expected recovery times for the injuries discussed in young, otherwise healthy individuals.
Body Trauma: A writer’s guide to wounds and injuries. Body Trauma explains what happens to body organs and bones maimed by accident or intent and the small window of opportunity for emergency treatment. Research what happens in a hospital operating room and the personnel who initiate treatment. Use these facts to bring added realism to your stories and novels.
10 B.S. Medical Tropes that Need to Die TODAY…and What to Do Instead: Written by a paramedic and writer with a decade of experience, 10 BS Medical Tropes covers exactly that: clichéd and inaccurate tropes that not only ruin books, they have the potential to hurt real people in the real world.
Maim Your Characters: How Injuries Work in Fiction: Increase Realism. Raise the Stakes. Tell Better Stories. Maim Your Characters is the definitive guide to using wounds and injuries to their greatest effect in your story. Learn not only the six critical parts of an injury plot, but more importantly, how to make sure that the injury you’re inflicting matters.
Blood on the Page: This handy resource is a must-have guide for writers whose characters live on the edge of danger. If you like easy-to-follow tools, expert opinions from someone with firsthand knowledge, and you don’t mind a bit of fictional bodily harm, then you’ll love Samantha Keel’s invaluable handbook
// I do so adore this unhinged brat.
My favourite ship dynamic is
Person A: pathetic, God-complex, wife guy
Person B: tall, mean wife
freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved
Just posted chapter 12! And surpassed 25k words!
What kind of shark is Vox?
great white shark
tiger shark
lemon shark
whale shark
bull shark
hammerhead shark
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I was nearly finished with chapter 12 of Blood & Honey, then Velvette decides to make an appearance