first mistake: was born

linktr.ee/eggcatsreads 30+ and too old for ship discourse I pay taxes I don't care if a ship is "toxic" lmao that's why I ship it in the first place Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🍉 🫒 Abolish ICE ❌️🧊

[eggcats]

Venmo: @eggcatsreads [email protected] ❤️

Venmo: @ eggcatsreads

Harry Potter/Snape - @queersnape (very anti-JKR)

Books/Reading - @eggcatsreads (also on Instagram!)

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[naamahdarling]

I didn't realize this was about indoor cats until the very last one because I've heard dog owners say this same shit so many times.

Anyway, yeah, keep your cats indoors/in a catio/on a lead and don't let your damn dogs roam around or bark constantly, either.

[eggcats]

watching john wolfe play welcome to the game 3 and there's a storm going on rn and the SECOND he goes ""internet connection lost??? noooo" THE POWER WENT OUT AND SCARED ME IRL 😭

[is-the-fox-video-cute]

Imagine being so braindead that you think the UK being one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world is a good thing 🤡

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

wtf are you talking about, they didn't "deplete" the nature of their country, they cultivated their wilderness over centuries into some of the most idyllic pastoral landscapes in the entire world. And they did such a good job of it that the phrase "English countryside" is now synonymous with beauty and serenity and peacefulness. They didn't destroy their country's nature, they became its caretaker, they're right to be proud of it. All you're doing is pretending that the only kind of nature that should count is whatever is completely untouched by human hands.

[is-the-fox-video-cute]

The UK is literally ranked in the bottom 10% of most nature-depleted countries in the world. The 2023 State of Nature report shows just how dire the situation is. A third of UK bird species have declined since the 1990s, 97% of the UK's wildflower meadows have been lost since the 1930s, raw sewage is constantly being pumped into our rivers and seas with agricultural slurry also causing massive damage to rivers, three quarters of Britain's hedgehogs have been lost in the past 20 years and UK butterfly numbers are at their lowest ever, a sign of impending ecosystem collapse. Plus people in Britain are the most disconnected from nature in Europe.

Not to mention over populated deer destroying what little is left due to a lack of predators, 60 million non-native birds released for sport shooting every year, plus huge amounts of wildlife crime, including large numbers of birds of prey being shot/poisoned.

There is nothing beautiful about a sterile, ecologically damaged landscape that contains nothing but sheep and deer. Don't comment on something you clearly know nothing about. I live in England. I can see first hand just how dire the situation is.

[graaaaceeliz]

REBLOG TO ADD WE ARE NOW IN THE

BOTTOM 5%.

:)

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

makes sense that this "the-perfect-wagnerite-again" mfer spewed some braindead shit because just one quick look at their blog shows that they're scum. just look at these racist-as-hell tags they put on a post:

i'll never understand how someone can think this kind of bs and continue living with themselves.

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[eggcats]

apparently the antisemitic q-anon rape fantasy book haunting adeline is getting a movie adaptation which is fucking weird as shit in this political climate and also why are we making a book where the fmc winds up with the man who quite literally rapes her and is called a romance into a film

when there's debate about whether or not nikki was raped in obsession maybe having a movie where a man rapes a woman and then she ends up with him is a bad idea

[eggcats]

ASDFGHJKL I LOOKED UP MY SPOTIFY STATS ON OBSCURIFY AND JUST FUCKING CALL ME ALASTOR I GUESS 😭😭😭

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[mochipuchi]

:)

[0x4468c7a6a728]

it's july 17th again you can't boil me

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[eggcats]

saw this on threads and it reminded me of vox

[eggcats]

me: wow why do I feel so bad

also me: hey remember when you got home last night after eating around 5pm and was like "I dont have the energy to get food rn" and then it was midnight and you were like "I dont wanna get food at midnight" and then it was like 7am and you went to sleep and then when you got up at noon you went "I gotta sleep before work" and then you got up at 5pm to go to work now it's 9pm the next day? that's probably why

me: hmmmmm...likely story me

[eggcats]

fear not im taking a break like literally the hour before im gonna take lunch to eat something rn instead

[eggcats]

me: wow why do I feel so bad

also me: hey remember when you got home last night after eating around 5pm and was like "I dont have the energy to get food rn" and then it was midnight and you were like "I dont wanna get food at midnight" and then it was like 7am and you went to sleep and then when you got up at noon you went "I gotta sleep before work" and then you got up at 5pm to go to work now it's 9pm the next day? that's probably why

me: hmmmmm...likely story me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation