here for the evil gays

mal (she/her, 28)

[mal-icious-creature]

the doctor is not easily provoked, as you can see

@doctor-ivo-eggman-robotnik

[tgirlmaomao]

i wish blocking killed the person too. why are you even alive?

[maxxie-or-smth]

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

[doctor-ivo-eggman-robotnik]

This egg needs to be cracked

[minormalady]

[mal-icious-creature]

[mal-icious-creature]

it's true, stone doesn't know any of these words and none of them are in the bible

[doctor-ivo-eggman-robotnik]

Does agent stone know internet slang? Example: brainrot and such

He is not very online. Watch.

(Swivels in chair) Agent Stone? Would you say I am more of an alpha skibidi-rizzler, or a soy beta cuck?

...

(Looks into the camera) You see? Most vacant look I've ever seen on a human being's face.

[mal-icious-creature]

FOLLOW ROBOTNIK ON TUMBLR HE'S PEAK #stobotnik #eggman #agentstone #dreggman #sonicmovie

[doctor-ivo-eggman-robotnik]

hypothetically ... what if i were to wrap you in aluminium foil and put you in the oven for 30 minutes, .., what, pray tell, might happen?

-mal

Hypothetically, if the oven were even BIG ENOUGH to hold my entire BODY without you having to resort to dismemberment.....

I would be DEAD. OB-VI-OUS-LY.

[mal-icious-creature]

confirms my suspicion: he would make for a tasty baked potato

[doctor-ivo-eggman-robotnik]

Robottomnik 🫵

STOOOOONE kill these BOZOS in my ASK BOX for calling me a BOTTOM!!!!!!

...

DON'T SHRUG AND LOOK INTO THE CAMERA LIKE YOU'RE ON THE OFFICE GODDDD DAMMIT STONE-!!

[dogpuppy]

[maidthings]

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[sonichedgeblog]

In Eggman’s Mystic Ruins base in ‘Sonic Adventure’, you’ll find a Metal Sonic floating in a pod. Here’s a view from inside.

[lostinthefrigginwoods]

I can't take Eggman from Sonic seriously because my brain auto translates it into Finnish and then all I can think about is... Him...

[mal-icious-creature]

EIIIIII OLIN UNOHTANU TÄN ASIAN JO

POIS TÄÄ MUN SILMISTÄ

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[writingdose]

genuine writers getting wrongly accused of using ai because of witch hunt and proper grammar/structure in their works must be what being a woman in the 1600s who is wrongly accused of being a witch because she can read and is intelligent feels like