Doυвle Troυвle

"Lord help the mister, who comes between me and my sister."

[just-junixr]

   “I know, but I prefer it when you two are (happy) comfortable.”

                  “–now, any idea what you might enjoy?”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“I thought you would have known by now, Junior.                         ––As long as it’s expensive.”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” ((Because I saw this and I needed to. I apologize.))

“…Are you crazy? Do I look like a Charlie?” 

[demonmaxwell]

“Together. Of course. Together you’re both quite terrifying. But alone? Alone you’re just young ladies… wouldn’t you want to be truly more terrifying? Just truly remarkable in every aspect? Or are you too afraid to make such a commitment?”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“Why would I want to lose my mind and change my looks just to be terrifying? It doesn’t sound like the pros outweigh the cons, honestly. 

Sorry, I’ll pass.”

[malachiteduet-blog]

// Okay but the Sardonyx fusion dance fucked me up. Pearl hitting those beginning poses and then Garnet fucking strutting her stuff and fucking dips her and throws her in the air y’all dancing makes me so hyped you don’t understand.

[malachiteduet-blog]

“Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” ((Because I saw this and I needed to. I apologize.))

“…Are you crazy? Do I look like a Charlie?” 

[demonmaxwell]

“Me? Ramble? What do you take me for, an old coot? I’m more deliberate in my words, my dear! Quite deliberate indeed! Yes, wouldn’t you look more interesting twisted into a monstrous form! Where if you were injured, black sludge would ooze from the wounds! You’d be quite a terror… quite a terror indeed…”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“I beg to differ. Me and my sister are already a terror.”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” ((Because I saw this and I needed to. I apologize.))

“…Are you crazy? Do I look like a Charlie?” 

[demonmaxwell]

“… Maybe. Maybe you do. Even though I do know your name, you may in fact be like a Charlie. Though then again… the only Charlie I know is a mindless beast that stalks its prey in the darkness. I wonder… if I were to turn off the lights, will you turn into a snarling beast as well?”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“If that’s what you’re expecting to happen, then you’re going to be pretty disappointed. Are you done rambling?”

[malachiteduet-blog]

outofblades;

// Gonna blow off some steam in League and hopefully I’ll have a clear head when I get to replies! Sorry that it’s taking so long!

[just-junixr]

   “Look, performing the one song isn’t going to kill you, I promise–

         “-it’ll be the last song of the night; I’ll see about getting you both something nice afterwards if it bugs you that much.”

[malachiteduet-blog]

     “We’re not that touchy about it.--                 but a gift would be nice.”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” ((Because I saw this and I needed to. I apologize.))

“...Are you crazy? Do I look like a Charlie?” 

[malachiteduet-blog]

“Are you alright? You look really pale.”

“We could say the same for you.”

[angstmemes]

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

[mischixvous-blog]

FUCK sentence starters

“Fuck off.” “Fuck this.” “Fuck that.” “Fuck me.” “Fuck you.” “Fuck everything.” “Let’s fuck.” “Fucking hell.” “Fuck.”

[missdidle]

queen

[malachiteduet-blog]

// AAaah I wanted the posts to be 300 but it keeps fucking up the pictures and shit I’m too tired for this shit uGH and there’s little to no point in re making my theme when I have 0 high quality icons of the twins yELLS INFINITY

[just-junixr]

   “Whoa, alright alright, easy-”

       “-I have a tie for every day of the week don’t start this with me.”

[malachiteduet-blog]

                   “Fine.”

[just-junixr]

   “… Milly, isn’t your dress made out of newspapers or something?”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“It’s not paper mâché, you idiot. It’s called a print. But of course you wouldn’t know that. How many ties do you even own?”

[just-junixr]

   “You tell me; that’s your age group, not mine.”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“Those brats? They have 0 taste. I mean, look at how they dress. I’m embarrassed for them.”

[just-junixr]

   “Hey I don’t like it either, but the customers love this stuff so just bear with me-”

[malachiteduet-blog]

“Ugh, how can people even like this stuff? They’re a hack..”