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Today, using newspapers to blend in the crowd is more suspicious than not using one.

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Little bitty paper Jim and Pam

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If you're watching Jeopardy! and you're the only one in the room, not saying a correct answer out loud still feels like you got it wrong.

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Summon the hordes

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Saw this morning in LA

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Something we can all agree on

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A tip is just a bribe traveling backwards in time.

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"Near Misses Throughout History"

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If you've tried everything to go to sleep, and something finally works, you won't remember what it was.

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It's a good thing farting isn't as contagious as yawning.

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Cellphones would have saved Romeo and Juliet.

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H&M said I got 2nd in their contest. 1st prize was a $500 gift card so I figured I might get a $100 gift card. I got a naked statue of David Beckham instead...

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It’s perfectly acceptable to be rude and blame it on “not having any coffee yet”. But if you were to replace coffee with booze in that excuse it is not acceptable.

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To think outside the box is a pretty inside the box suggestion

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Mustaches are just mouth brows

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The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon.

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Pencil sharpeners are actually quiet and its just the pencil screaming