“Those Girl Songs? Theyre Actually About Boys”

He/him -15-Rpf yumeshipping side blog I follow back from @kalebisnotonfire Skull dividers creds to @kodaswrld

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Intro :)) ✰꒰V꒱✰

↯ Time for some Daron malakian-centric tumblr bullshit ↯

´ཀ`HELLO‼️‼️ my name’s Kaleb/Kal, I’m 15

´ཀ`this blog is where I’ll be posting any rpf shit I think of/like, both romantic and familial!!

´ཀ` there’ll probably be a lot of Daron malakian posting cuz he’s the nf/o I usually think about the most but the ret of them are below the cut!!

´ཀ`I’m also HUGELY into metal/rock/any alternative bs

´ཀ` (Also, if I you’re a double for one of my nf/os and I do accidentally interact with/follow you, I’ll make sure not to mention that nf/o around you too much🥹🥹)

Romantic n/fos:

Daron Malakian (System Of A Down, Scars On Broadway) #🎸🤘

Courtney Love (Hole)#🌺🎸

Anthony Keidis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) (also yes Ik what he did and I don’t condone it at all I just have my reasons for having him here)#🌶️🎶

Johnnie Guillbert (Solo Musician, Our World Away, etc. but only really during his OWA era)#🖤🦖

Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)#🏳️‍🌈🎸

Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy)#🕷️🎸

Gerard Way (MCR, romantic for some eras, familial for others)#🖤🎤

Lars Ulrich (Metallica)#🥁🤘

Alice Cooper (Solo artist/shock rocker)#💄🖤

Munky (KoRn)#🌽🎸

Brendon Urie (P!ATD)#✨⛓️

Serj tankian (SOAD, only from 1997-2005) #🎤🤘

also, I don’t really have and specific DNI, and I’m fully sharing with my non-fictional others!!!

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[malakianlover]

Happy birthday to this dumbass metal boy

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His eyes were so sopping wet cat here

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RPF-ed so hard I made extensive lore and angst for all of my Rpf self inserts 🥹

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It’s Gee’s birthday

You know what that means

*throws a bunch of pics of them at you*

Everybody wish my vampiric girlfriend with scoliosis a happy birthday 🥹

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Everytime I see Beebo I smile softly like I’m a 1950s wife watching her husband do manual labour

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I get extremely emotional whenever I see pictures of bunnies bc all I can think of is Daron and I’m just like, my BOY ☹️

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GUYS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS TESTING OM TRANS PEOPLE

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GUYS IF THIS ISNT REBLOGGED IT WONT FUCKING BE SEEN.

[malakianlover]

Oh my glob she’s so gorgeous I actually might die

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Ouhggg he’s so cute im going to kill him

Daron bro you make my heart burn

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Type of shit I be doing home alone

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I can’t explain it but Patrick looks so lovingly biteable in this picture

I mean just like look at his hands I want to munch on him in a loving way…

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And why he eepy 😂😂😂😂

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The way Gee’s been looking the past couple shows is lowkenuinely making me consider selfshipping with the current version of him hnnggg

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I deadass want to buy that pinball machine that Gerard voices a character in cause he’s SO CUTE and I miss hearing him talk like that ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

I just know it costs a fortune but still MY BOY ☹️☹️💔💔💔💔

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No because this is literally how I act everytime Courtney posts on insta

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Just remembered it’s Billie’s birthday so you get to see some of my fav pics of him (and maybe some art later 👀👀)

Happy 54th birthday to this stupid punk rock boy 🥹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹