BugEyedStare (commissions waitlisted)

ashymotheyes / bugeyedstare on tiktok :) pfp is a commission from cherrypunchjuicebox on etsy

[bugeyedstare]

Cheap Commissions Open!!!

ko-fi.com/bugeyedstare

I draw real people, fanart, and OCs including humanoids, D&D characters / Tavs, and Furries

I don't draw mecha, feral, or suggestive art

Willing to discuss anything not mentioned

All commissions come with 1 revision after I show a sketch (other than doodles)

for some reason I can't get the resolution to be decent but I also do meme/screenshot/poster redraws for £1+ depending on how complicated it is and how much you want replaced :)

All art was drawn by me but the following characters belong to other people:

top left headshot = artfight.net/~vi0_

bottom right half body = fanart of the tv show Todd and the Book of Pure Evil

bottom right full body = artfight.net/~aries_lavender

3ds theme = fanart of the band bloodhound gang

[bugeyedstare]

I got grindr but it's secretly just a ploy to make my fandom bigger >:)

Genuinely I keep just recommending people Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, Bloodhound Gang, and Clerks

I will single handedly cause a Todd and the Book of Pure Evil revival localised entirely on the gay sex app

[bugeyedstare]

Oooo I should start doing red dwarf too

[bugeyedstare]

I got grindr but it's secretly just a ploy to make my fandom bigger >:)

Genuinely I keep just recommending people Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, Bloodhound Gang, and Clerks

I will single handedly cause a Todd and the Book of Pure Evil revival localised entirely on the gay sex app

[lemonscribs]

Enby thresher shark 💛💜

[jackalpants]

THE CHAFF PROJECT

Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!

How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.

Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.

In practice: the goal is to make it DIFFICULT to identify trans people to target with bathroom bans, and to create many FALSE POSITIVES for businesses.

Basically, you might get accused of being trans and kicked out, because of the badge. You say: I wear the badge because trans rights matter.

You follow up with a letter to the business saying you're fucking furious because some nosy dipshit just tried to play fucking genital police with you in the loos. You know lots of trans people (don't name any, if you do) and you wear the pin in support and you're disgusted at them for allowing this.

Blame the business for allowing the behaviour.

Businesses see that their cis customers are getting bothered over a badge and may clarify trans-inclusive policies, so they can kick out the bathroom botherers instead of nice cis allies.

You only need to buy and wear the badge, and you are protecting trans people. You can be genuinely heroic. Even one cis person doing this helps, and everyone you get to join in helps even more.

Non-affiliated badge link:

https://rainbowandco.uk/collections/trans-pride/products/transgender-pride-flag-badge

Show your pride with our 25mm transgender pride flag pin badge. Perfect for wearing on your favourite denim jacket, back pack, or lanyard to

[bugeyedstare]

I am outside in a lightning storm :3

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[nextdoorcat]

If y’all love isolated space gays so much wait until y’all learn about Red Dwarf

[pok-a-man]

going into Clerks I was expecting maybe a little bit of gay subtext. like a splash of homoerotic pining.

there is no subtext there’s just full on text

[pok-a-man]

going into Clerks I was expecting maybe a little bit of gay subtext. like a splash of homoerotic pining.

there is no subtext there’s just full on text

[64mpg]

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

[64mpg]

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[bugeyedstare]

I highly recommend having a load of people over and collectively scrolling Grindr

Grindr is a group activity

Won't post people's faces but you get some absolute gold

Side note but:

Faggatron please genuinely hmu

[joiningsaturn46]

Clerks (1994) is still one of the only movies where I've seen Hollywood get nerds right. These guys are into comics, movies, and all that stuff, but they aren't walking encyclopedias who process every life event through pop culture references.

When a character finds out his girlfriend cheated on him, he doesn't go, "Wow, this is just like Thor losing Mjolnir."

He goes, "Why the fuck did you suck seven dicks in a row?"

[spotforme]

right. happy prode month to Thanks For The Memory, Marooned, Demons & Angels, Stroke Ma A Clipper, Blue and the Promised Land

[ihateyou2500]

why did jimmy pop write a song about blowjobs and in the first NOT EVEN MINUTE of the song he says he tried to suck his own dick and then makes choking noises for a good thirty seconds mr pop im severely confused here

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[fluffmugger]

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.